UK bongo flicks further censored by BBFC

[rohrl]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-o...

The British Board of Film Classification (formerly BB of F Censorship) has amended the 2003 Communications Act with an oddly arbitrary list of activities which can no longer be depicted in British-made grumble vids. Henceforth banned are -

Spanking

Caning

Aggressive whipping

Penetration by any object "associated with violence"

Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)

Urolagnia (known as "water sports")

Female ejaculation

Strangulation

Facesitting

Fisting

The final three listed fall under acts the BBFC views as potentially "life-endangering"

So is this eminent good sense on behalf of the BBFC to protect the UK's pr0n actors and viewers or is it the fascist thought-police in action?

[Pesty]

That's the whole UK porn industry ended,

Have to click the german sections now


How many porn stars have died from fisting or face sitting?

[schmunk]

rohrl said:

Facesitting

...acts the BBFC views as potentially "life-endangering"
?

Only if she's a unit...

[Oakey]

So female ejaculation is banned but bukake is still acceptable? Seems a bit misogynistic

[HorneyMX5]

What relevance to BBFC have for Porn in this day age? Surely any british studios mostly publish straight to PPV on the web? I cant imagine DVD sales are much of an earner anymore.

[pork911]

HorneyMX5 said:

What relevance to BBFC have for Porn in this day age? Surely any british studios mostly publish straight to PPV on the web? I cant imagine DVD sales are much of an earner anymore.

the article helps

[BoRED S2upid]

It will soon be illegal to watch such things this is the first step. It's for your own good!

[Mastodon2]

An attempt from the morality regulators to destroy the British porn industry overnight. As if UK grot didn't have enough of a fight on it's hands with the high quality filth coming from America.

[Countdown]

Seriously, did anybody else think this thread was about the Mazda Bongo Friendee or just me?

[Centurion07]

Utterly insane. What on earth is the rationale behind it? What purpose is served by stopping somebody watching two consenting adults doing what they want to do to each other?

The world is screwed. Go on Youtube and you can find pretty much most kinds of violence being committed by one human on another, but a pair of boobs, even in a non-sexual context, oh no, sorry, THAT'S what's going to damage impressionable young minds.

Edited by Centurion07 on Tuesday 2nd December 19:46

[Timsta]

On the upside, this will do away with 50 shades of grey. There is always foreign porn.

[andy_s]

How backward is that? Women ejaculating? What next - modestly covering up the legs of furniture?

[Centurion07]

I would genuinely love to hear one of these people justify banning female ejaculation but say male ejaculation is fine. How the hell does that work?

[kowalski655]

HorneyMX5 said:

What relevance to BBFC have for Porn in this day age? Surely any british studios mostly publish straight to PPV on the web? I cant imagine DVD sales are much of an earner anymore.

Does anyone even pay for porn on the net these days?

[RemyMartin]

Centurion07 said:

I would genuinely love to hear one of these people justify banning female ejaculation but say male ejaculation is fine. How the hell does that work?

Ask 90% of women in relationships lol.

[IanMorewood]

I don't think the UK porn industry even operates in the UK that much. The guys I knew who shot porn shut up shop in the UK and moved to Prague years ago.

[loafer123]

Pesty said:

That's the whole UK porn industry ended,

Have to click the german sections now

Get used to hearing the words...

"Ja...ja...ist gut, ja...uggggnnnhhh, ja...."

[anonymous-user]

The female ejaculation thing is quite perplexing. What exactly is wrong with a bit of squirting? If a man can jizz all over a woman why can't she jizz right back?
I bet this has got the feminazis on mumsnet in a right pickle!

[otolith]

loafer123 said:

Pesty said:

That's the whole UK porn industry ended,

Have to click the german sections now

Get used to hearing the words...

"Ja...ja...ist gut, ja...uggggnnnhhh, ja...."

[Adrian W]

It'll be like everything else in this country, we can't make it anymore so we will import everyone else's st