They're only letting us use pencils to vote!!

[eharding]

Eric Mc said:

a bill from a Suchi Bar

What were you doing in Iran? More to the point, in a *bar* in Iran?

[Digga]

Eric Mc said:

Timmy40 said:

Eric you are so naive. They remove the real bins each night taking the contents away for analysis and planting bins with normal looking contents in there place.

I've painted my house number on ALL my bins. So they can't pull that stunt on me.

I'm smart I am.

Like my dad. Picture, if you will, a nice, detached pre-war house, with fastidiously maintained garden, manicured hedges, cars nicely washed - all his own handywork - and then, on bin day, the same fronted by a bin with a house number that looks like it's been painted with a 6" brush, in white gloss, in some sort of occupational therapy class. Also his handywork.

Edited by Digga on Thursday 23 June 14:10

[jmorgan]

eharding said:

Eric Mc said:

a bill from a Suchi Bar

What were you doing in Iran? More to the point, in a *bar* in Iran?

Sod that, naff ingredients.

[richie99]

robemcdonald said:

Just got back from voting.

There was a pencil and a pen in the booth. The lady there also asked me if I wanted my polling card to be shredded "just in case"??

I suppose the floods are also a ploy to stop people voting?

No, it's a Biblical warning! Events from Revelations are coming true.

[Timmy40]

richie99 said:

robemcdonald said:

Just got back from voting.

There was a pencil and a pen in the booth. The lady there also asked me if I wanted my polling card to be shredded "just in case"??

I suppose the floods are also a ploy to stop people voting?

No, it's a Biblical warning! Events from Revelations are coming true.

Exactly. It's the beginning of the RAPTURE. Everyone took the p*ss on the survival thread but pretty soon DonkeyApple and his tortoise armoured donkeys won't seem like such a silly idea...

[Shakermaker]

S10GTA said:

usepens

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3656171/Us...

Bwahhh hah ha

The local polling stations have been affected by flooding but the 4x4 Brexit Squad are on hand to deliver all of the ballot papers if called upon, day or night!

[Vocal Minority]

Shakermaker said:

S10GTA said:

usepens

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3656171/Us...

Bwahhh hah ha

The local polling stations have been affected by flooding but the 4x4 Brexit Squad are on hand to deliver all of the ballot papers if called upon, day or night!

When we make it possible to deliver the all important ballot papers through floods that would make Noah quail and concede defeat - through rain that would make Jackie Stewart at the Nurburgring look like a drizzle - and allow Britain to reclaim her proud place as the driving force on the international stage..... we will remember your kind words

[_Neal_]

Shakermaker said:

The local polling stations have been affected by flooding but the 4x4 Brexit Squad are on hand to deliver all of the ballot papers if called upon, day or night!

Sleeping with one eye open, gripping their (British-made) voting biros tight

[mattmurdock]

_Neal_ said:

Sleeping with one eye open, gripping their (British-made) voting biros tight

Exit EU! Enter Farage! Take his hand...we're off to never never land...

[_Neal_]

mattmurdock said:

Exit EU! Enter Farage! Take his hand...we're off to never never land...

Ha - fine work.

On a slightly more serious note I thought this was quite good.

Edited by _Neal_ on Thursday 23 June 15:18

[Shakermaker]

mattmurdock said:

_Neal_ said:

Sleeping with one eye open, gripping their (British-made) voting biros tight

Exit EU! Enter Farage! Take his hand...we're off to never never land...

I'd have gone with "Enter Niiiige" as it fits better. But nice work. 8/10

[Axionknight]

Eric Mc said:

And he's bloody GREEK.

He doesn't have a real job like most Greeks these days, either.

[mattmurdock]

Shakermaker said:

I'd have gone with "Enter Niiiige" as it fits better. But nice work. 8/10

Damn it, you are right!

[jmorgan]

Axionknight said:

Eric Mc said:

And he's bloody GREEK.

He doesn't have a real job like most Greeks these days, either.

He did not retire early, they are working him

[Shakermaker]

Remember to use the hashtag "#PENISBEST"

Edited by Shakermaker on Thursday 23 June 16:30

[Zod]

Edited by Zod on Thursday 23 June 17:46

[robemcdonald]

mattmurdock said:

Shakermaker said:

I'd have gone with "Enter Niiiige" as it fits better. But nice work. 8/10

Damn it, you are right!

Follow Nige,
join the Right,
Take a Stand,
We're off to Brexit Europe Land.

[wc98]

lostkiwi said:

S10GTA said:

usepens

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3656171/Us...

Bwahhh hah ha

So how do they deal with a second cross on their paper spoiling the vote?

FFS.

And these people have the right to vote.

Edited by lostkiwi on Thursday 23 June 16:57

one comment on there is brilliant. the next bond movie is just him rubbing out crosses on ballot papers. . . . and it is still better than quantum of solace .

[wc98]

richie99 said:

robemcdonald said:

Just got back from voting.

There was a pencil and a pen in the booth. The lady there also asked me if I wanted my polling card to be shredded "just in case"??

I suppose the floods are also a ploy to stop people voting?

No, it's a Biblical warning! Events from Revelations are coming true.

never heard of cloud seeding ?

[4x4Tyke]

MarshPhantom said:

2B or not 2B?

Surely 2Brexit or not 2Brexit