Unemployed ? Got 11 kids ? Fancy a new house ?

[Guybrush]

Oh well,

work hard, get a nice house then be told you may need to pay an additional tax to fund these parasites. Nice.

[Starfighter]

The local rag is reporting that the first spog was born when she was 14 and someone did jail time for givving her the seeing too that caused this. The resulting offspring (now 22) has kids of her own.

She has just recoeverd from cancer treatment (for which I am if not sympathetic then at least show empathy) and this has stopped her producing more. At least some good has come of it.

[Rich G]

BoRED S2upid said:

How is building her a new mansion going to discourage likeminded individuals to not have 11 kids? they really haven't thought this through have they. Its going to be some kind of breeding war to see who can get the biggest house.

Probably start a whole new genre of "reality" shows - Sprog Wars!

[Happy82]

Oh well, she is just one of many in this country having money chucked at her for nothing in return. There was a time it would make me angry, now I am just not surprised

[Evil Monkey]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

The "bike of some description" is the subject of the story.

[Ozzie Osmond]

It's always reassuring to hear that my taxes are being spent prudently by government.

[MonkeyHanger]

fiatpower said:

Saw this on the Mail and quite liked a quote one of her neighbours came up with:

Furious neighbour: 'It's a disgrace. She treats her womb like a clown car'

Like throwing a party sausage down the Channel Tunnel..

[Jasandjules]

See now I think that I can't afford children. It seems I am wrong, I simply have to give up working then problem solved!?!?

[Driller]

Rich G said:

Probably start a whole new genre of "reality" shows - Sprog Wars!

I read that quickly and it came out as "sponge wars"

[anonymous-user]

I am one of the few token lefties on PH (the other two are on their night off), and even I think that this sucks the most mahoosive sweaty monkey balls in the World, in Space.

[Smiler.]

Driller said:

Rich G said:

Probably start a whole new genre of "reality" shows - Sprog Wars!

I read that quickly and it came out as "sponge wars"

Trench warfare!

[Deva Link]

Burnham said:

"She even has to manage two electricity bills and two gas bills"

I like how they use the word manage as opposed to pay. The council have to pay two lots of bills then.

Why would the council pay her utility bills?

[Smiler.]

Baby Cannon said:

some other mums have called me a slag but I love all of my children

Er, not as much as you love random man porridge, love.

[Piersman2]

Deva Link said:

Why would the council pay her utility bills?

Well who else is going to? Someone has to pay them, can't have them with no utilities, it would breach their human rights!

Although I've no doubt she's got plenty of cash coming in from the fathers, none of it declared of course so it doesn't effect her benefits claim.

[Mobile Chicane]

Breadvan72 said:

I am one of the few token lefties on PH (the other two are on their night off), and even I think that this sucks the most mahoosive sweaty monkey balls in the World, in Space.

I'm here, just too busy working 24/7 to contribute more often.

[kowalski655]

In the Daily Mail she is quoted as saying' 'It's being built especially for me. If I go there and I say to them I don't like it or it's too small, then they will just have to build me a bigger one, won't they'
Now that is really just taking the bloody piss.

[Burnham]

Deva Link said:

Burnham said:

"She even has to manage two electricity bills and two gas bills"

I like how they use the word manage as opposed to pay. The council have to pay two lots of bills then.

Why would the council pay her utility bills?

I just figured thats how it worked with these wasters. How else do the bills get paid if they are not working?

[Amirhussain]

Slag

[Countdown]

Burnham said:

I just figured thats how it worked with these wasters. How else do the bills get paid if they are not working?

It shouldbe paid from their other benefits eg Child Benefit / Income Support / disability benefit

[Pickled]

Breadvan72 said:

I am one of the few token lefties on PH (the other two are on their night off), and even I think that this sucks the most mahoosive sweaty monkey balls in the World, in Space.

How can someone who drives a Jensen be a lefty, seems morally wrong, surely it was made for fat cat management to drive over those pesky striking socialists in the 70s?