UK bongo flicks further censored by BBFC

[FourWheelDrift]

Pesty said:

That's the politician's DVD rental industry in the UK ended,

EFA

[JuniorD]

Most "female ejaculation" scenes are just bladder evacuations.

[IanMorewood]

Blame lads mags, most 'models' wanted to shoot no more than Knicks off, no fluff, no nips on show. Maybe 1in100 would actually have the acumen and body to make a few quid at that level the photographer and magazine would have difficulty making money with those images unless the model is somewhat famous.

Then filter out the time wasters the ones who never read what you expect of them etc it's no wonder our guys went abroad. Same money but a much greater choice of talent and a very different attitude to work.

[dcb]

rohrl said:

So is this eminent good sense on behalf of the BBFC to protect the UK's pr0n actors and viewers or is it the fascist thought-police in action?

Option 2, by a country mile, in my view.

Big Brother knows best.

I've got no interest in any of it, but it would be nice to live
in a free country where I am treated like a responsible adult
and allowed to think for myself.

Is 75 mph still illegal ?

[Alucidnation]

IanMorewood said:

I don't think the UK porn industry even operates in the UK that much. The guys I knew who shot porn shut up shop in the UK and moved to Prague years ago.

Apt username.

[Abagnale]

JuniorD said:

Most "female ejaculation" scenes are just bladder evacuations.

Thanks for clearing that up.

Facesitting? What am I going to read over breakfast now?

[kowalski655]

loafer123 said:

Get used to hearing the words...

"Ja...ja...ist gut, ja...uggggnnnhhh, ja...."

Also:
"Ich bin ein plumber. Das waschemachine ist kaput"

[eharding]

rohrl said:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-o...

The British Board of Film Classification (formerly BB of F Censorship) has amended the 2003 Communications Act with an oddly arbitrary list of activities which can no longer be depicted in British-made grumble vids. Henceforth banned are -

Spanking

Caning

Aggressive whipping

Penetration by any object "associated with violence"

Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)

Urolagnia (known as "water sports")

Female ejaculation

Strangulation

Facesitting

Fisting

The final three listed fall under acts the BBFC views as potentially "life-endangering"

So is this eminent good sense on behalf of the BBFC to protect the UK's pr0n actors and viewers or is it the fascist thought-police in action?

Neither. This is a wish-list from the sole, sad and distinctly pervy bloke at the BBFC tasked with pron-related matters of the the sort of material he'd really like to be asked to review, because business has been a bit slack recently, and if he doesn't ban something soon he'll be for the chop - and spending his twilight years drafting regulations on precisely how rude a piece of fruit can look before being withdrawn from sale for the British Board of Fruit and Vegetable Probity doesn't have the same fringe benefits.

[Mr Gearchange]

rohrl said:

Bongo flicks

rohrl said:

Grumble vids

Are you making these up?

[Council Baby]

No more bhes sitting on faces?

[Mojocvh]

JuniorD said:

Most "female ejaculation" scenes are just bladder evacuations.

How do you know?

[carinaman]

otolith said:

loafer123 said:

Pesty said:

That's the whole UK porn industry ended,

Have to click the german sections now

Get used to hearing the words...

"Ja...ja...ist gut, ja...uggggnnnhhh, ja...."

That South Park reminds me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl2KELoDILs

I did some work on an oil tanker a few years ago, and in the gym there was a neat pile or two of porn mags and the ones from one Country had little black squares printed on them and the ones from the other country, probably Scandinavian didn't.


I find life so much easier when I don't have to think for myself.

[Pints]

Mojocvh said:

JuniorD said:

Most "female ejaculation" scenes are just bladder evacuations.

How do you know?

I think he's taking the piss.

[Axionknight]

Council Baby said:

No more bhes sitting on faces?

Woah there pal, you don't wanna go breakin' the law now.

[anonymous-user]

BoRED S2upid said:

It will soon be illegal to watch such things this is the first step. It's for your own good!

The smokers warned everyone else about this but nobody listened.

[Digga]

Strangely, it doesn't specifically mention stting.

I'm going short on glass coffee table manufacturers anyway.

[IanMorewood]

Digga said:

Strangely, it doesn't specifically mention stting.

I'm going short on glass coffee table manufacturers anyway.

Pretty sure the 2003 legislation crossed that off the list of acceptable behaviour in a R18 film.

[CrutyRammers]

You do wonder what they think they are going to achieve, apart from some sort of misplaced moral high ground.

[226bhp]

Not something I know anything about, but there are probably ways around it. What about companies which are registered abroad, but film over here?

[David87]

This is just mental and will only serve to kill the UK porn industry. Unless the BBFC start blocking webpages in the style of the China, then I will simply watch foreign-made specialist female ejaculation videos. It's a shame because I like to hear what they're saying.

When we live in a world of Islamic lunatics uploading videos of murderous acts that are freely available for those who are inclined online, it's even more offensive that someone somewhere thinks that we should all be sheltered from a bit of consensual fisting.

Edited by David87 on Wednesday 3rd December 10:34