USA invented the car by Obama!!

USA invented the car by Obama!!

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Hammerwerfer

3,234 posts

241 months

Wednesday 1st April 2009
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ViperDave said:
Ford were the first to put it all together and do the whole thing from rocks and dust on a boat right through to a car rolling out the parking lot at the other end, all on one site.

Ford don't claim to have invented either the car or production lines, well at least the rouge plant tour didn't. Obama on the other hand, well enough said.
River Rouge is an amazing concept. I toured the place in 1973. Raw materials coming in one end, and cars out the other!

Edited by Hammerwerfer on Wednesday 1st April 12:09

chunkymonkey71

13,015 posts

199 months

Wednesday 1st April 2009
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Do these nuggets not realise that it was we Scots who invented EVERYTHING???

G_T

16,160 posts

191 months

Wednesday 1st April 2009
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Did you know that Henry Ford was a notorist Nazi supporter and published a book called; "The International Jew- Europe's Foremost problem"?

Hitler supposedly idiolised the man to the extent where he had a life-sized portrait in his office. Pair of fugging twunts.

I wonder what he'd think of Obama singing his praises.

Balmoral Green

41,024 posts

249 months

Wednesday 1st April 2009
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G_T said:
Did you know that Henry Ford was a notorist Nazi supporter and published a book called; "The International Jew- Europe's Foremost problem"?

Hitler supposedly idiolised the man to the extent where he had a life-sized portrait in his office. Pair of fugging twunts.

I wonder what he'd think of Obama singing his praises.
When I first started selling cars in 1983, there was a generation of customers that would refuse to buy anything German or Japanese, due to the war, yet they were quite happy to buy a Ford. But every now & then, I would come across old soldiers who were quite happy to buy German or Japanese, but there was absolutely no way they would have a Ford. Over the years I have come across quite a few of the older generation with this view.

s2art

18,938 posts

254 months

Wednesday 1st April 2009
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JMGS4 said:
NOPE!! The first accredited production line goes to a steam traction engine manufacturer in Norfolk (can't remember the name dammit!)in the mid to late 1800s.. Ford DID however do it first on a large scale!



Edited by JMGS4 on Wednesday 1st April 08:22
Nope! The Royal Navy shipyards approx 300+ years ago implemented the first production lines.

TEKNOPUG

19,017 posts

206 months

Wednesday 1st April 2009
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s2art said:
JMGS4 said:
NOPE!! The first accredited production line goes to a steam traction engine manufacturer in Norfolk (can't remember the name dammit!)in the mid to late 1800s.. Ford DID however do it first on a large scale!



Edited by JMGS4 on Wednesday 1st April 08:22
Nope! The Royal Navy shipyards approx 300+ years ago implemented the first production lines.
Mass prodcution of the blocks for rigging?

ludo

5,308 posts

205 months

Wednesday 1st April 2009
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s2art said:
JMGS4 said:
NOPE!! The first accredited production line goes to a steam traction engine manufacturer in Norfolk (can't remember the name dammit!)in the mid to late 1800s.. Ford DID however do it first on a large scale!



Edited by JMGS4 on Wednesday 1st April 08:22
Nope! The Royal Navy shipyards approx 300+ years ago implemented the first production lines.
bit more recent wasn't it (but earlier than the traction engine)?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portsmouth_Block_Mill...

s2art

18,938 posts

254 months

Wednesday 1st April 2009
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TEKNOPUG said:
s2art said:
JMGS4 said:
NOPE!! The first accredited production line goes to a steam traction engine manufacturer in Norfolk (can't remember the name dammit!)in the mid to late 1800s.. Ford DID however do it first on a large scale!



Edited by JMGS4 on Wednesday 1st April 08:22
Nope! The Royal Navy shipyards approx 300+ years ago implemented the first production lines.
Mass prodcution of the blocks for rigging?
Yup. I think they applied it to other processes too.

grumbledoak

31,568 posts

234 months

Wednesday 1st April 2009
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He'll be telling us next that they invented powered flight. rolleyes

Same old, same old. They claim to have invented/done everything, yet their biggest export is indigestion. "I'm loving it".

FourWheelDrift

88,666 posts

285 months

Wednesday 1st April 2009
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chunkymonkey71 said:
Do these nuggets not realise that it was we Scots who invented EVERYTHING???
You invented Gordon Brown, you should be very ashamed of yourself.

wargriff

1,892 posts

203 months

Wednesday 1st April 2009
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First cornish pasty production line was in 623AD, Sire G'Nstar (pronounced Gin Star) was the person who commanded the slaves to pick, then peel the potatoes, while his wife Mistress G'Nstar culled the cattle and cooked the meat.

This was a process used until the advent of electric in Cornwall in Feb 1992.

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anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 1st April 2009
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Gotta love these threads.....

Did Britain have a motor industry? If so, what became of it?

Sheets Tabuer

19,083 posts

216 months

Wednesday 1st April 2009
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5 USA said:
Gotta love these threads.....

Did Britain have a motor industry? If so, what became of it?
We stopped bailing them out with billions from central government.

johnfm

13,668 posts

251 months

Wednesday 1st April 2009
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s2art said:
JMGS4 said:
NOPE!! The first accredited production line goes to a steam traction engine manufacturer in Norfolk (can't remember the name dammit!)in the mid to late 1800s.. Ford DID however do it first on a large scale!



Edited by JMGS4 on Wednesday 1st April 08:22
Nope! The Royal Navy shipyards approx 300+ years ago implemented the first production lines.
Correct - mass production of ships blocks in Woolwich, IIRC.

G_T

16,160 posts

191 months

Wednesday 1st April 2009
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Balmoral Green said:
G_T said:
Did you know that Henry Ford was a notorist Nazi supporter and published a book called; "The International Jew- Europe's Foremost problem"?

Hitler supposedly idiolised the man to the extent where he had a life-sized portrait in his office. Pair of fugging twunts.

I wonder what he'd think of Obama singing his praises.
When I first started selling cars in 1983, there was a generation of customers that would refuse to buy anything German or Japanese, due to the war, yet they were quite happy to buy a Ford. But every now & then, I would come across old soldiers who were quite happy to buy German or Japanese, but there was absolutely no way they would have a Ford. Over the years I have come across quite a few of the older generation with this view.
Half-tempted to boycott Ford on this basis myself but I suppose that would just be ridiculous nowadays! The idea of having his name on my car would genuinely piss me off though TBH.

Balmoral Green

41,024 posts

249 months

Wednesday 1st April 2009
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G_T said:
Half-tempted to boycott Ford on this basis myself but I suppose that would just be ridiculous nowadays!
Of all of the worlds car manufacturers, if anyone was going to boycott one as some sort of 'moral imperative' Ford would be at the top of the list. Not just because of the war either. Plenty of stuff on the web as to why.

Blib

44,308 posts

198 months

Wednesday 1st April 2009
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Muntu said:
Al Gore did invent the internet though

Democrats eh, aways were full of st, always will be
yes

Gore also discovered the 'potatoe'.

SamHH

5,050 posts

217 months

Wednesday 1st April 2009
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Blib said:
Muntu said:
Al Gore did invent the internet though

Democrats eh, aways were full of st, always will be
yes

Gore also discovered the 'potatoe'.
I thought that was Dan Quayle?

Blib

44,308 posts

198 months

Wednesday 1st April 2009
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SamHH said:
Blib said:
Muntu said:
Al Gore did invent the internet though

Democrats eh, aways were full of st, always will be
yes

Gore also discovered the 'potatoe'.
I thought that was Dan Quayle?
paperbag

getmecoat

superkartracer

8,959 posts

223 months

Wednesday 1st April 2009
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jaf01uk said:
I watched an embedded video on a different thread and was shocked to find Barrack Obama saying that Usa invented the car presumably in reference to the bail outs of GM and the like, it's on the video at 0:31 secs on (if I manage to link it correctly as I'm a bit computer inept)

Video

Regards,
Gary

Edited to add that this is not an April fool joke

Edited by jaf01uk on Wednesday 1st April 02:20
I think him meant crack