Unemployed ? Got 11 kids ? Fancy a new house ?

Unemployed ? Got 11 kids ? Fancy a new house ?

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vodkalolly

985 posts

137 months

Thursday 7th March 2013
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AnonSpoilsport said:
From 'The Militant Left Newsletter':

Author, philosopher and political pundit Owen Jones today demanded that deceased widower Doreen Freeman be dug up and punished for her needless and vindictive diarising of scurrilous complaints against celebrity victim Hell Frost.

Speaking to the BBC's Laurie Taylor, Profesor of Trotskyism at Salford Metropolitan University, Jones stated that right wing forces had encouraged Mrs. Freeman and her son to make these unjustified attacks against the much maligned Ms. Frost and her 11 children by umpteen fathers in another vile display of political bandwagon riding. "These attacks are motivated by nothing less than a desire to set the working poor against one another and to pillory the victims of this reactionary Tory government's deliberate policy of diminishing the status of the working poor and demeaning the millions who have been rendered unemployed by the bankers.

Ms. Frost has worked tirelessly to produce children and to provide for them well from the benefits it is her right as an EU citizen to claim" reiterated Jones. Reacting to further claims against Ms. Frost Jones responded by noting that, "she paid for the parrot from her own savings, bought the flying lessons for her lover in good faith and her daughter pays for horse feed."
Sums up why its time for violence I mean Salford "Metropolitain" University. biggrin

AnonSpoilsport

12,955 posts

177 months

Thursday 7th March 2013
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Maybe it ought to be Salford Metropolistain University? There could be an Owen Jones Emeritus Chair of Political Point Scoring.

Laurie Taylor could run a degree level course in 'Feminism, Handwringing and Climate Change in an Age of Social Retrenchment'... or something.