first official portrait of Duchess of Cambridge - er…?

first official portrait of Duchess of Cambridge - er…?

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VinceFox

20,566 posts

174 months

Friday 11th January 2013
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Beati Dogu said:
VinceFox said:
He's managed to make a very pretty girl look older, fatter and plainer.
My thoughts exactly.

She has a killer smile too and yet in this portrait she looks more like a disappointed horse.
Give her a few years.

ClaphamGT3

11,344 posts

245 months

Friday 11th January 2013
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Christ on a bike, it makes her look like an aging, boss-eyed, pre-op transsexual ex boxer

VinceFox

20,566 posts

174 months

Friday 11th January 2013
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ClaphamGT3 said:
Christ on a bike, it makes her look like an aging, boss-eyed, pre-op transsexual ex boxer
I'm listening...

Funkycoldribena

7,379 posts

156 months

Friday 11th January 2013
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Surely we don't need painters nowadays that was for olden days when there were'nt cameras,surely a good enlarged iPhone snap would of sufficed?

clonmult

10,529 posts

211 months

Friday 11th January 2013
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Shaw Tarse said:
RegMolehusband said:
Perhaps it looks better full size with a bit of light on it. Not good in the small image though.
You may be right

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMwS49HTxHY&fea...
"Comments are disabled for this video". Nuff said.

KingNothing

3,174 posts

155 months

Friday 11th January 2013
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PH standards are slipping, I'm sure a photoshop of mat777's face on it would have been posted by now.

Killer2005

19,697 posts

230 months

Friday 11th January 2013
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fourcandles said:
Whoever did Harry in this one should be sacked too wink

Mojooo

12,805 posts

182 months

Friday 11th January 2013
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fourcandles said:
i need to know what is meant to be a photo of.

AM04ARO

3,642 posts

217 months

Friday 11th January 2013
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She looks very pretty yet this portrait has turned her into a Camilla lookalike.

Hmm.

VinceFox

20,566 posts

174 months

Friday 11th January 2013
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Mojooo said:
fourcandles said:
i need to know what is meant to be a photo of.
Hellboy.

Mojooo

12,805 posts

182 months

Friday 11th January 2013
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cheers

pretty sure i have seen that program - back in the day anyway

retrobob

2,873 posts

191 months

Saturday 12th January 2013
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Another forum I go to is doing 'PhotoShop Kate Middleton' and some of the PS's have made it to the HuffPost.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/01/11/kate-mi...

Blackpuddin

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16,694 posts

207 months

Saturday 12th January 2013
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I reckon the hooter is at the centre of the problem, in every sense.

Fort Jefferson

8,237 posts

224 months

Saturday 12th January 2013
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P-Jay said:
It's like one of those pic they put out to show kidnap victims 15 years later, she looks about 45.

and for the love of god, paint her arse before the baby destroys her body, it's her best feature!
Na, you're thinking of Pipa.

tvrtim

438 posts

264 months

Saturday 12th January 2013
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Rolf Harris would have done a better job,eventually.

MartG

20,737 posts

206 months

Saturday 12th January 2013
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smile



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vescaegg

25,752 posts

169 months

Saturday 12th January 2013
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MartG said:
smile



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rofl


SalesManager

2,248 posts

242 months

Saturday 12th January 2013
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This picture does not do Kate justice.

I prefer her sister, just so elegant.


s3fella

10,524 posts

189 months

Sunday 13th January 2013
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SalesManager said:
This picture does not do Kate justice.

I prefer her sister, just so elegant.

Fair old slap head on her!

anonymous-user

56 months

Sunday 13th January 2013
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GTDNB said:
dreadful. she appears to need a shave too.
There I was, minding my own business, doing the usual bit of googling for "Kate Middleton" and "shave", and I fetch up at this ste thread. bks.