What porno was Jacqui's hubby watching?

[Snoggledog]

Cara Van Man said:

Maybe it was innocent and he was watching "Yes, Prime Minister"

Only if it was a 'Brown Love' film. Otherwise it would be the fetishist 'Yes Minister' featuring the chief whip.

[mattley]

Uncle Fester said:

The Division 'Belle'.

Very good

[Ron Burgundy]

Dirty secretarys 5

[Neil_H]

Back Bench Backdoor Bangers

[CedGTV]

CedGTV said:

To be fair, if I were married to that ditch donkey, then I'd have to be knocking one out rather than making the beast with two backs with her.

What's the betting on my front door being kicked in by Special Branch at 3am tomorrow then ?

NO BACK or front doors were smashed in last night, thank God.

[Road2Ruin]

'Men in Black.......Men'

[chris watton]

What's the betting that if it were a Tory MP, the anti-terrorism squad would have been called in to search through all the hard drives.....

Anyway, it wasn't Animal Farm, was it...

[GreenDog]

Road2Ruin said:

'Men in Black.......Men'

That must be the sequel (see the 1st page)

[AstonV12]

Cara Van Man said:

Chief Whip

[ratbane]

Tory Glory Hole 9

[zooooom]

One of the films was "Raw Meat 3"

Do not ask how I know.

Edited by zooooom on Tuesday 31st March 13:17

[GC8]

aclivity said:

Maldini35 said:

Sorry if I'm late on this but does anybody know the exact films he watched?

Would love to know if it was a 'specialist' title.

The Video on Demand available on Virgin Media is 18 rated content only, the broadcasting rules do not allow for 18R content to be played on demand. There was talk about rules being relaxed to allow it (so the on demand system copes with two PINs, for example) but nothing was done, that was about 3 years ago now.

So nothing too "specialist" is available, I'm afraid.

A lot of 'Hairy Bob and man-ass ©' then?

©The late great W. Hicks esq.

[randomman]

The Sperminator
Sex Toy Story
In Diana Jones
Inspect-her Gadget
Harold and Kumar get munched
Big Dick Tracy

[zooooom]

aclivity said:

zooooom said:

One of the films was "Raw Meat 3"
Do not ask how I know.

How do you know? I don't actually believe that you do.

It was being discussed on a day time tv show this morning.

[JCB123]

sevros1981 said:

Who's nailin Palin?

Seen it....have a for that one.........

[aclivity]

zooooom said:

It was being discussed on a day time tv show this morning.

So it's simply an allegation, that they have worked out by looking at the schedules, and seeing what was on at the time.

The whole point of "on demand" is that it starts when you want it to, there are no schedules.

"Knowing" is a strong word, suspecting is more accurate.

[Vipers]

aclivity said:

zooooom said:

It was being discussed on a day time tv show this morning.

So it's simply an allegation, that they have worked out by looking at the schedules, and seeing what was on at the time.

The whole point of "on demand" is that it starts when you want it to, there are no schedules.

"Knowing" is a strong word, suspecting is more accurate.

Dont think it's the fact that he aledgly watched a blue film, we are paying for all her other films she chooses to watch.......... whole thing of their expences stinks.

I am not saying she is wrong, the system is wrong to allow such things to be claimed in the first place, lets face it, if you could claim someghing back from your employer, even a daily paper, I am sure most would.

[stevedarlington]

According to the sun he watched "Blacklicious Ladeeze" and "Blindfold 3"

[HiRich]

Vipers said:

I am not saying she is wrong, the system is wrong to allow such things to be claimed in the first place, lets face it, if you could claim someghing back from your employer, even a daily paper, I am sure most would.

Well you should be (saying she is wrong). Her husband may hace watched his jazz movies, but she submitted the dodgy expenses claim. She is required to vet her claims before submission. She made a dodgy claim in contravention of the rules - either she failed to vet, or saw it and stuck it in anyway. Either way, she is wrong.

[FoolOnTheHill]

Shirley the really important question is why was he so stupid as to pay for porn in the first place, rather than accessing one of the myriad free streaming video sites on the Internet?