Pop star blackmail, who's this then?

[V8mate]

Bestiality - I reckon it's Kylie getting jiggy with that bear.

[Andy Zarse]

Wacky Racer said:

Andy Zarse said:

TonyHetherington said:

Andy Zarse said:

remind me to tell you one day about his girlfriend's Porsche Cayman

Hey, Andy....tell us about...

It's difficult to know where to start. Perhaps it would be wise to consult my legal people first?

Bugger that, spill the beans.......

Hmmm... anyone going to Dirty Dicks on thursday? I don't mind repeating it but I'm buggered if I'm typing it!

[V8mate]

Andy Zarse said:

Wacky Racer said:

Andy Zarse said:

TonyHetherington said:

Andy Zarse said:

remind me to tell you one day about his girlfriend's Porsche Cayman

Hey, Andy....tell us about...

It's difficult to know where to start. Perhaps it would be wise to consult my legal people first?

Bugger that, spill the beans.......

Hmmm... anyone going to Dirty Dicks on thursday? I don't mind repeating it but I'm buggered if I'm typing it!

As long as you turn up!

[hornetrider]

I wonder if this burglary coincided with a London footballer being away on a European trip

And the fact that the singer is such a household girl next door that any pics of her indulging in wanton sluttishness would be extremely damaging to her career...

[TEKNOPUG]

tinman0 said:

TEKNOPUG said:

"would you be interesting in buying your property for £20k? No? Ok then" would not be blackmail. I think that there has to be some implied threat of action if you were not to concede to the sellers wishes, for it to be blackmail.

You are offering stolen goods back to the rightful owner for a sum of money - how can it not be blackmail?

Even if you denied all knowledge, a QC worth his oats would have you banged to rights within 3 questions. Frankly, I would think the prosecution team would be running a book if you did something as daft as try that defense.

What would those 3 questions be?

[TonyHetherington]

hornetrider said:

I wonder if this burglary coincided with a London footballer being away on a European trip

And the fact that the singer is such a household girl next door that any pics of her indulging in wanton sluttishness would be extremely damaging to her career...

Cheryl Cole?

[youngsyr]

TEKNOPUG said:

tinman0 said:

TEKNOPUG said:

"would you be interesting in buying your property for £20k? No? Ok then" would not be blackmail. I think that there has to be some implied threat of action if you were not to concede to the sellers wishes, for it to be blackmail.

You are offering stolen goods back to the rightful owner for a sum of money - how can it not be blackmail?

Even if you denied all knowledge, a QC worth his oats would have you banged to rights within 3 questions. Frankly, I would think the prosecution team would be running a book if you did something as daft as try that defense.

What would those 3 questions be?

1) Did you blackmail her?

2) Oh, are you sure?

3)Did you not, not blackmail her?

[ShadownINja]

Well, it's on her own laptop. Pop star in "person has sex shocker". Unless she's into illegal activities (eg sucking off a dog) or slightly more unusual activities (glass tables spring to mind) then why worry? The embarrassing bit is actually having photographic evidence of the activity that everyone does.

[Matt_N]

desyboy said:

Am I the only one hoping that its Lady Gaga, and the pics are of her manhood?

Dirty boy!

[TEKNOPUG]

youngsyr said:

TEKNOPUG said:

tinman0 said:

TEKNOPUG said:

"would you be interesting in buying your property for £20k? No? Ok then" would not be blackmail. I think that there has to be some implied threat of action if you were not to concede to the sellers wishes, for it to be blackmail.

You are offering stolen goods back to the rightful owner for a sum of money - how can it not be blackmail?

Even if you denied all knowledge, a QC worth his oats would have you banged to rights within 3 questions. Frankly, I would think the prosecution team would be running a book if you did something as daft as try that defense.

What would those 3 questions be?

1) Did you blackmail her?

2) Oh, are you sure?

3)Did you not, not blackmail her?

Cor blimey Guv'nor, it's fair cop so it is, got me banged to rights....

[allgonepetetong]

TonyHetherington said:

hornetrider said:

I wonder if this burglary coincided with a London footballer being away on a European trip

And the fact that the singer is such a household girl next door that any pics of her indulging in wanton sluttishness would be extremely damaging to her career...

Cheryl Cole?

Not exactly international and she lives in Surrey, although this could be another red herring imposed by the court order.

Tenuous at best

[TEKNOPUG]

How can the collective minds of PH's super-sleuths not have solved this mystery yet??

[V8mate]

TEKNOPUG said:

How can the collective minds of PH's super-sleuths not have solved this mystery yet??

We have. It's photos of Lady Gaga knobbing Cheryl Cole.

[JonRB]

ShadownINja said:

glass tables spring to mind

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[tinman0]

TEKNOPUG said:

tinman0 said:

TEKNOPUG said:

"would you be interesting in buying your property for £20k? No? Ok then" would not be blackmail. I think that there has to be some implied threat of action if you were not to concede to the sellers wishes, for it to be blackmail.

You are offering stolen goods back to the rightful owner for a sum of money - how can it not be blackmail?

Even if you denied all knowledge, a QC worth his oats would have you banged to rights within 3 questions. Frankly, I would think the prosecution team would be running a book if you did something as daft as try that defense.

What would those 3 questions be?

1. If you're not blackmailing her and yet you knew they were stolen, why did you offer to sell the pictures back to her if you weren't blackmailing her of course?

I reckon I have this law thing sown up

[V8mate]

JonRB said:

ShadownINja said:

glass tables spring to mind

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

You'd prefer no barrier between?

[youngsyr]

Why don't we just make a list of plausibles and then we can all just pick which one we'd prefer it to be?

Pretty sure Kiera Knightly lives in London, or if you're slightly wet, Gwynneth Paltrow, or gunning for your grey wings, Madonna?

[grumbledoak]

I do hope it isn't yet more publicity for that Cheryl Bint. Gwefani seems more likely; I wonder what she could have been up to that would not have just been more publicity?

As for the Kylie suggestion - laughable. She could be filmed buggering Rupert the Bear with a strap on and we'd still love her.

[Jobbo]

Must be Madonna - the burglar nicked a copy of her book Sex and tried to use that to blackmail her

[TEKNOPUG]

tinman0 said:

TEKNOPUG said:

tinman0 said:

TEKNOPUG said:

"would you be interesting in buying your property for £20k? No? Ok then" would not be blackmail. I think that there has to be some implied threat of action if you were not to concede to the sellers wishes, for it to be blackmail.

You are offering stolen goods back to the rightful owner for a sum of money - how can it not be blackmail?

Even if you denied all knowledge, a QC worth his oats would have you banged to rights within 3 questions. Frankly, I would think the prosecution team would be running a book if you did something as daft as try that defense.

What would those 3 questions be?

1. If you're not blackmailing her and yet you knew they were stolen, why did you offer to sell the pictures back to her if you weren't blackmailing her of course?

"I didn't, she's lying. She's a lying duplicious cow, who can't be trusted. She's even lied to her own public about her wholesome image whereas in reality she is a depraved slut, as I can prove with these pictures on this here laptop....."