Woman given card from "Overweight haters"

[eldar]

FredClogs said:

What about excessive Ketamine abuse?

Makes you a little hoarse.

[SilverSixer]

johnwilliams77 said:

blindswelledrat said:

Is this in English? Ive re-read it about 6 times and I have still no idea what it means.

Caffeine causes a lot of medical issues hence 'decaf for the win'.

Excellent. This means we can start handing out "Caffeine Haters" cards to hipsters in their artisan coffee shacks (fashioned from old shipping containers), as their behaviour is a drain on NHS resources. Coffee shaming. It's been a long time coming.

[xjay1337]

But some people don't get offended looking at coffee

[R8VXF]

xjay1337 said:

But some people don't get offended looking at coffee

Instant coffee offends me.

[exitwound]

WestyCarl said:

exitwound said:

non-invasive......... endoscope inserted into your penis

Edited by exitwound on Thursday 3rd December 14:45

I'd hate to know what you class as evasive

Non-invasive, means entering via normal open routes, anal, penile, navel, oral etc..

Invasive means having to create minor or major trauma to any relevant or existing tissue to access the focal point of the procedure. i.e. cut a hole into you!

[exitwound]

Hoofy said:

exitwound said:

Might be good for circulation, but it will irritate your bladder if your a regular user.

What do you mean by irritate the bladder?

Bladder Irritation Treatment
Bladder irritation caused due to a medical condition should be treated by treating the condition that is causing it. As it is a symptom of the disease, curing the disease is the only way to cure the symptom. Medications can also be administered for bladder irritation after consultation and diagnosis by a physician. For bladder irritation that is caused by a bladder irritant, discontinuing the use or consumption of the irritant is extremely important for treating the condition. People prone to bladder irritation must follow a bladder irritation diet and avoid the consumption of foods that are bladder irritants, like apple juice, soy sauce, chocolates, tomatoes, peaches, tea, caffeine, vinegar, etc. Consuming a lot of fluids and avoiding the consumption of spicy foods and alcohol can help a great deal in curing the condition. Cranberry juice is also known to be a good cure for all sorts of urinary bladder problems, so make sure you consume at least two glasses of it daily.
Read more at iBuzzle: http://www.ibuzzle.com/articles/bladder-irritation...

[WestyCarl]

exitwound said:

Non-invasive, means entering via normal open routes, anal, penile, navel, oral etc..

Invasive means having to create minor or major trauma to any relevant or existing tissue to access the focal point of the procedure. i.e. cut a hole into you!

Thanks but on the remote chance I end up in front of you I class being entering via my penis or anal as invasive.

[okgo]

Nearly got squashed to death by some AWFUL FAT UNIT on the train yesterday. Be fat, I don't care, but how can you not see the amount of space the seat provides is not enough for you! As he approached I looked at him and said "really?" - he pretended not to hear me and plonked his oversized arse down anyway.

[johnwilliams77]

okgo said:

Nearly got squashed to death by some AWFUL FAT UNIT on the train yesterday. Be fat, I don't care, but how can you not see the amount of space the seat provides is not enough for you! As he approached I looked at him and said "really?" - he pretended not to hear me and plonked his oversized arse down anyway.

He probably cant hear as well due to all the fat on his ears.

[okgo]

johnwilliams77 said:

He probably cant hear as well due to all the fat on his ears.

[blindswelledrat]

okgo said:

Nearly got squashed to death by some AWFUL FAT UNIT on the train yesterday. Be fat, I don't care, but how can you not see the amount of space the seat provides is not enough for you! As he approached I looked at him and said "really?" - he pretended not to hear me and plonked his oversized arse down anyway.

Bugs the absolute st out of me when this happens

[chris watton]

okgo said:

Nearly got squashed to death by some AWFUL FAT UNIT on the train yesterday. Be fat, I don't care, but how can you not see the amount of space the seat provides is not enough for you! As he approached I looked at him and said "really?" - he pretended not to hear me and plonked his oversized arse down anyway.

I have an even worse story!

A couple of years ago, we were doing some shopping in the local city centre in Gloucester, and decided to have a coffee and a small bite to eat at Starbucks. We sat outside, and then this huge guy with a walking stick sat opposite us. As I was eating, I couldn't help but notice the sores/pustules on one of his fat legs were weeping, with blood running down. he didn't seem to mind, scoffing his enormously fat face. Put me off mine, though, we left without finishing.

[BrabusMog]

blindswelledrat said:

okgo said:

Nearly got squashed to death by some AWFUL FAT UNIT on the train yesterday. Be fat, I don't care, but how can you not see the amount of space the seat provides is not enough for you! As he approached I looked at him and said "really?" - he pretended not to hear me and plonked his oversized arse down anyway.

Bugs the absolute st out of me when this happens

Yep, I do too! Especially when you're left with the choice of being squashed against the window or pushed off the seat and into the aisle.

[Pesty]

exitwound said:

This is a hospital. We have a lot of patients coming and going with bladder problems, usually middle-aged guys upwards. Drinking Coca-Cola, coffee, wine, and green tea are among the commonest causes of this bladder irritation which requires an uncomfortable but non-invasive investigation which takes the form of an endoscope inserted into your penis and up into your bladder for a look around.

Everything in moderation as they say, so easy on the caffeine/alcohol/green tea, take plenty of water. Its a very common ailment among us guys..

I like green tea myself, but its no magic bullet for health issues. Water, fruit, veg, oily fish etc.. Try and be aware of the salt, sugar and caffeine content of your intake, but enjoying good food is one of lives treats so don't be a slave to healthy eating as that's no good either..

Edited by exitwound on Thursday 3rd December 14:45

8 litres of Pepsi max a day ok?

[XCP]

WestyCarl said:

exitwound said:

Non-invasive, means entering via normal open routes, anal, penile, navel, oral etc..

Invasive means having to create minor or major trauma to any relevant or existing tissue to access the focal point of the procedure. i.e. cut a hole into you!

Thanks but on the remote chance I end up in front of you I class being entering via my penis or anal as invasive.

As regards the navel. Does the knot have to be undone?

[Kermit power]

Personally, I feel sorry for the guy who left her the card.

Just how massively insecure in your own skin and lacking in self esteem do you have to be to do something so nasty to a complete stranger?

[johnwilliams77]

Kermit power said:

Personally, I feel sorry for the guy who left her the card.

Just how massively insecure in your own skin and lacking in self esteem do you have to be to do something so nasty to a complete stranger?

It might be the kick up the ass she needs to lose weight which could save her life.

[irocfan]

johnwilliams77 said:

Kermit power said:

Personally, I feel sorry for the guy who left her the card.

Just how massively insecure in your own skin and lacking in self esteem do you have to be to do something so nasty to a complete stranger?

It might be the kick up the ass she needs to lose weight which could save her life.

oh bks - you don't like fat people? Fine! Just don't try to make it all altruistic

[RLve]

There's a lot of nastiness in this thread.

[Pothole]

There is. Just the kind of nastiness which probably drives the card issuer. I hope the police find him and prosecute to the hilt. Disgusting behaviour.