Would you pay for PM access?
Discussion
turbobloke said:
Blast from the past having 'dealt' (forex) on D4F. They got merged or swallowed or whatever, right? Or was that a different lot? Or am I thinking of a politician 
Having gone over to IG Index it's not material anywhichway.
The same. Forced to stop using that name in Aus as they deemed there to be nothing 'free' so rebranded the whole lot to CMC. Having gone over to IG Index it's not material anywhichway.Got totally mullered by bad debts and being the wrong side of the client book and a bit of a shadow of what it once was. Coincidentally, a similar scenario to the previous treasurer who owned City Index I seem to recall.
I do enjoy the Daily Mash sometimes...
DM said:
DAVID Cameron's aides have spent the day fielding thousands of offers to buy ten seconds alone with him.
With the going price for an audience with the Prime Ministerbot calculated at approximately £70 per second, people have been raiding their savings and pondering what words they will use during each expensive moment.
Carlisle taxi driver Wayne Hayes said: "I had £500 set aside for a holiday but I reckon I'd rather spend it on the seven seconds needed to call him a shiny-faced suit full of piss. If I finish a couple of seconds early I can always just flick him the Vs until my time runs out."
The garden of Number 10 will now be fitted with a PM podium in front of a moving walkway, which will be set at variable speeds depending on people's appointment length to ensure the maximum number of donors get to have their allotted time hurling insults through the plexiglass screen. One Tory aide said: "It's going to be like an extremely abusive but extremely lucrative version of the conveyor belt on The Generation Game. Imagine if the cuddly toy kept calling Brucie a mealy-mouthed sack of t
t and you get the idea."
To ensure transparency in paying for access to Tory politicians, the party have produced a price guide, with £50,000 guaranteeing a donor the opportunity to give Michael Gove a dead leg.
With the going price for an audience with the Prime Ministerbot calculated at approximately £70 per second, people have been raiding their savings and pondering what words they will use during each expensive moment.
Carlisle taxi driver Wayne Hayes said: "I had £500 set aside for a holiday but I reckon I'd rather spend it on the seven seconds needed to call him a shiny-faced suit full of piss. If I finish a couple of seconds early I can always just flick him the Vs until my time runs out."
The garden of Number 10 will now be fitted with a PM podium in front of a moving walkway, which will be set at variable speeds depending on people's appointment length to ensure the maximum number of donors get to have their allotted time hurling insults through the plexiglass screen. One Tory aide said: "It's going to be like an extremely abusive but extremely lucrative version of the conveyor belt on The Generation Game. Imagine if the cuddly toy kept calling Brucie a mealy-mouthed sack of t
t and you get the idea."To ensure transparency in paying for access to Tory politicians, the party have produced a price guide, with £50,000 guaranteeing a donor the opportunity to give Michael Gove a dead leg.
Halb said:
Quite a bit cheaper than cammy then.Victor McDade said:
Pesty said:
fk sake why is geroge Galloway running for Bradford?
If I bang on about palestine and teh American devils all day can I go around Luton/Birmingham/Oldham and any of the other stans and get a nice cushy MP salary.
He has no chance of winning. Will be lucky to finish 4th.k sake why is geroge Galloway running for Bradford?If I bang on about palestine and teh American devils all day can I go around Luton/Birmingham/Oldham and any of the other stans and get a nice cushy MP salary.
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