Guess who is in the Daily Telegraph?

[deevlash]

I also love how his facebook profile picture is about 10 years old, thats like the guy equivalent of the FGAS
(Fat Girl Angle Shot)

[mybrainhurts]

CommanderJameson said:

Subtle as ever, deev. Good work.

image removed

Chair of local council...?

They all sit on him...?

Holy backache, Batman....

Edited by GlenMH on Monday 26th April 03:08

[MX7]

I think that clic has done a great job of debagging this guy, but I feel sorry for him now. He's clearly not playing with a full deck, and has zero chance of becoming an MP, so I think he's probably best left to go back to his Walter Mitty world now.

Just my 2p.

[Poledriver]

Pesty said:

So where next? UKIP,BNP or Green?

Got to be green! We need to find a green candidate who drives a gas guzzler!

[mybrainhurts]

Poledriver said:

Pesty said:

So where next? UKIP,BNP or Green?

Got to be green! We need to find a green candidate who drives a gas guzzler!

I'm sure the Monster Raving Loony Party would have him....

Manifesto here ----> http://www.omrlp.com/

The European Constitution will be sorted out by going for a long Walk. "As everyone knows that walking is good for the constitution"

Edited by mybrainhurts on Monday 26th April 01:19

[Sheets Tabuer]

mybrainhurts said:

Poledriver said:

Pesty said:

So where next? UKIP,BNP or Green?

Got to be green! We need to find a green candidate who drives a gas guzzler!

I'm sure the Monster Raving Loony Party would have him....

Manifesto here ----> http://www.omrlp.com/

The European Constitution will be sorted out by going for a long Walk. "As everyone knows that walking is good for the constitution"

Edited by mybrainhurts on Monday 26th April 01:19

You gotta admit, the make sense..

7. Education: We will increase the number of Women teachers throughout the education System as we are strong believers of 'Female Intuition'

[clicdallara]

I don't think Cowan should join any party. The Labour should come clean on the saga. Jacquie Smith and Kerry McCarthy should admit their involvement in Cowan's expullsion from the Lib Dems and membership of Labour.

[chris watton]

MX7 said:

I think that clic has done a great job of debagging this guy, but I feel sorry for him now. He's clearly not playing with a full deck, and has zero chance of becoming an MP, so I think he's probably best left to go back to his Walter Mitty world now.

Just my 2p.

Normally, I would agree, but in this instance, it's a clear case of 'If you live by the sword...'

[Mazda Baiter]

Poledriver said:

Pesty said:

So where next? UKIP,BNP or Green?

Got to be green! We need to find a green candidate who drives a gas guzzler!

My uncle (green party candidate) got rid of a lovely Volvo 240 (which would have had millions of miles left to go) to get a newer Nissan Micra which he then part exchanged for a new Fiat Cinquecento (after me arguing with him not to get a Toyota Pious). I did point out to him how much precious carbon it will have cost to produce the new car, compared to how much carbon the old Volvo would have produced by just chugging along. His answer was "it's the image it puts out".

[Pints]

Poledriver said:

You heard it first on PH

Pistonheads, Crucifiction matters!

Crucifixion. So does spelling. I expected better from you, Poley.

[Johnnytheboy]

The paper Telegraphy had a picture of him posing with a "glamour model" and a "friend", apparently from the PH website somewhere.

The "glamour model" didn't look very glamourous and the "friend" looked like someone that was kicked out of N-Dubz for looking too chavvy.

Can anyone find this pic?

[MX7]

chris watton said:

MX7 said:

I think that clic has done a great job of debagging this guy, but I feel sorry for him now. He's clearly not playing with a full deck, and has zero chance of becoming an MP, so I think he's probably best left to go back to his Walter Mitty world now.

Just my 2p.

Normally, I would agree, but in this instance, it's a clear case of 'If you live by the sword...'

...die by the sword, which he has. He's been suspended by Labour, and his past is now so well documented that no one would even consider him.

[cs02rm0]

Johnnytheboy said:

and the "friend" looked like someone that was kicked out of N-Dubz for looking too chavvy

[nonuts]

Nice work folks, I wonder who pointed them at PH to review his past

[Mazda Baiter]

nonuts said:

Nice work folks, I wonder who pointed them at PH to review his past

I wonder.

[ralphrj]

Now on the BBC Election 2010 live coverage.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/election2010/liveev...


1115 The Labour party has suspended its candidate for South East Cambridgeshire following newspaper allegations about his conduct. A party spokesman said the actions of John Cowan were "totally unacceptable and well below what the party expects of its candidates" . A decision will now be made whether to expel him from the party. The Sunday Telegraph claimed that Mr Cowan had made a number of offensive comments on online forums. Mr Cowan's suspension comes too late for him to replaced on the ballot paper.

[Eric Mc]

Looks like he's been suspended and won't be allowed stand. It's now too late for Labour to register an alternative candidate for that Parliamentary Seat. That's one seat lost then

[Mazda Baiter]

What the Labour spokesperson should have said:

"If the Labour Government had done a good job over the last 13 years we would have had a decent selection of people to choose from to represent us. The situation as it is, means that we are spending so much time pumping st into the spin machine to protect comrade Gordon and, therefore, we have had no chance to vet potential parliamentary candidates. It is because of this situation that John Cowan has ended up embarrassing the party. It's not our fault at all. Oh no."

[Ganglandboss]

Eric Mc said:

Looks like he's been suspended and won't be allowed stand. It's now too late for Labour to register an alternative candidate for that Parliamentary Seat. That's one seat lost then

I wouldn't say it is lost - I thought it was a pretty safe Tory seat, hence why they allowed this clown to stand.

[Mazda Baiter]

Eric Mc said:

Looks like he's been suspended and won't be allowed stand. It's now too late for Labour to register an alternative candidate for that Parliamentary Seat. That's one seat lost then

If he has only been suspended by the party, does it mean that it is too late to get their £500 back? If it is, does he still stand as an independent?

In all fairness, Labour never had a chance in that constituency. They haven't lost a seat as such, more withdrawn before too much embarrassment was suffered.