UK bongo flicks further censored by BBFC

[pork911]

JuniorD said:

rohrl said:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-o...

The British Board of Film Classification (formerly BB of F Censorship) has amended the 2003 Communications Act with an oddly arbitrary list of activities which can no longer be depicted in British-made grumble vids. Henceforth banned are -

Spanking

Caning

Aggressive whipping

Penetration by any object "associated with violence"

Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)

Urolagnia (known as "water sports")

Female ejaculation

Strangulation

Facesitting

Fisting

The final three listed fall under acts the BBFC views as potentially "life-endangering"

So is this eminent good sense on behalf of the BBFC to protect the UK's pr0n actors and viewers or is it the fascist thought-police in action?

Can these new non-permitted acts be shown in non-bongo/grumble flicks?

I mean what makes a move a pr0n movie? Some of these acts (e.g. Spanking, Caning, Physical or verbal abuse) are often seen in "mainstream" movies too.

being a little disingenuous but I'm pretty sure I've seen plenty of people shot in a 'normal' film (Penetration by any object "associated with violence")

though more seriously, the welcoming of depictions of graphic violence in many forms but the hiding of sex in pretty much anyway is really quite bizarre

and 'classification' instead of 'censorship' is quite a laugh

[Mr Whippy]

pork911 said:

JuniorD said:

rohrl said:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-o...

The British Board of Film Classification (formerly BB of F Censorship) has amended the 2003 Communications Act with an oddly arbitrary list of activities which can no longer be depicted in British-made grumble vids. Henceforth banned are -

Spanking

Caning

Aggressive whipping

Penetration by any object "associated with violence"

Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)

Urolagnia (known as "water sports")

Female ejaculation

Strangulation

Facesitting

Fisting

The final three listed fall under acts the BBFC views as potentially "life-endangering"

So is this eminent good sense on behalf of the BBFC to protect the UK's pr0n actors and viewers or is it the fascist thought-police in action?

Can these new non-permitted acts be shown in non-bongo/grumble flicks?

I mean what makes a move a pr0n movie? Some of these acts (e.g. Spanking, Caning, Physical or verbal abuse) are often seen in "mainstream" movies too.

being a little disingenuous but I'm pretty sure I've seen plenty of people shot in a 'normal' film (Penetration by any object "associated with violence")

though more seriously, the welcoming of depictions of graphic violence in many forms but the hiding of sex in pretty much anyway is really quite bizarre

and 'classification' instead of 'censorship' is quite a laugh

True, just look at all the films where people are stabbed with knives too.

This focus on sexuality bad, when we practice it day in day out (or most of us do any way), and violence ok (which we very rarely see in our lives) is most bizarre.

Fair point on young kids, but all this stuff is classified appropriately any way.


It's crazy to think as an adult you can't watch some video of what you can then go upstairs and do legally between consenting adults, but you can happily watch people killing each other violently but then not go do that without fear of going to prison.


I think all these laws/rules are made by people who can't get any.

[JuniorD]

Mr Whippy said:

I think all these laws/rules are made by people who can't get any.

They don't need any, they get to tug themselves to oblivion while classifing movies all day

[Mr Whippy]

[mrtwisty]

Mr Gearchange said:

rohrl said:

Bongo flicks

rohrl said:

Grumble vids

Are you making these up?

Rohrl earlier...

[MLH]

Bodo said:

You might be liking this: http://youtu.be/okpdhrw4eIE

'mmmmmmm....supra, supra!'

[clonmult]

B17NNS said:

clonmult said:

You want some decent gonzo stuff. Thats where the fun is at.

Ben Dover and Super Mario on VHS

I hadn't thought of their work being gonzo ... but you're right.

[Axionknight]

What does gonzo mean? I daren't google it on the works PC!

[schmunk]

Axionknight said:

What does gonzo mean? I daren't google it on the works PC!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gonzo_journalism

"The storyteller getting involved in the action" sums it up.

Edited by schmunk on Monday 8th December 14:32

[Mr Gearchange]

I don't think that's what it means in a pron context.

If the protagonists didn't 'get involved in the action' it would be a pretty dire "bongo flick"

I always thought it to be weirdo pron. Like blokes getting wked off dressed as Pterodactyls - that sort of thing...

[schmunk]

Storyteller = cameraman, in this medium.


This is what 'Gonzo' means, nothing else.

[Mr Gearchange]

Like the man in orthopaedic shoes I stand corrected.

[IanMorewood]

Yep in gonzo the camera man is usually one of the performers. Also known as POV or First person.

[B17NNS]

clonmult said:

I hadn't thought of their work being gonzo ... but you're right.

AVN's Best Gonzo Award twice apparently (2000 for Ben Dover's End Games and in 2002 for Ben Dover's The Booty Bandit)

[otolith]

This kind of Bongo flick would never be acceptable these days...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYj5o4kQsXs

[GrumpyV8]

[quote=KingNothing]

or watching porn on mumsnet, .........

I had no idea, wow!

[br d]

Mr Gearchange said:

I always thought it to be weirdo pron. Like blokes getting wked off dressed as Pterodactyls - that sort of thing...

Yeah I'm going to have to knock that habit on the head. It's not that I think it's weird it's just with the length of those bloody wings I've only got room to do it in the front garden.

[andy_s]

Axionknight said:

What does gonzo mean? I daren't google it on the works PC!

Dr Gonzo was a character in Fear and Loathing, then Thompson did the Gonzo Papers which led to the use as a term for that style of reporting.

[IanMorewood]

br d said:

Mr Gearchange said:

I always thought it to be weirdo pron. Like blokes getting wked off dressed as Pterodactyls - that sort of thing...

Yeah I'm going to have to knock that habit on the head. It's not that I think it's weird it's just with the length of those bloody wings I've only got room to do it in the front garden.

Google dinosaur porn, it exists, even a daily mail article about it.

[Baryonyx]

MLH said:

Bodo said:

You might be liking this: http://youtu.be/okpdhrw4eIE

'mmmmmmm....supra, supra!'

'How...to pay here for?'