Obese woman demanding 50 hours care.. Went to concert...

[Buff Mchugelarge]

V88Dicky said:

She'll be dead soon enough.

I think we should positively encourage fatties to eat/drink/smoke more, it'll be cheaper and save the country money in the long run.

Head-nail. nail-head.

If they don't have the intelligence to help themselves, why should we?

[Oakey]

Dixie68 said:

You'd think so, but where I used the live there was a woman who zipped around on one of those mobility scooters all the time: her 'disability' was that she was obese, and she was quite happy to tell everyone about it.

Are you in Blackpool per chance?

[Dixie68]

Oakey said:

Dixie68 said:

You'd think so, but where I used the live there was a woman who zipped around on one of those mobility scooters all the time: her 'disability' was that she was obese, and she was quite happy to tell everyone about it.

Are you in Blackpool per chance?

No, it was in Gosport, Hampshire. If you don't know where that is, if England farted Gosport is where the noise would come from.

[Oakey]

There's a woman in blackpool who drives around on one of those, she's only 25 but looks about 45.

I see her around all the time and she was in the local rag after someone stole her mobility scooter.

Not surprising as she rides it around with the price tag (£2.5k apparently) hanging off the handlebars.

I was once sat in the local bakery when she rolled up outside on her scooter, proceeded to struggle off it, waddled into the bakery, bought a load of cakes and then got back on and off she went.

And they wonder why they're obese?

Edited by Oakey on Friday 17th February 22:07

[Dixie68]

Oakey said:

There's a woman in blackpool who drives around on one of those, she's only 25 but looks about 45.

I see her around all the time and she was in the local rag after someone stole her mobility scooter.

Not surprising as she rides it around with the price tag (£2.5 apparently) hanging off the handlebars.

I was once sat in the local bakery when she rolled up outside on her scooter, proceeded to struggle off it, waddled into the bakery, bought a load of cakes and then got back on and off she went.

And they wonder why they're obese?

Pretty much describes the one I used to see. If you saw her out & about on it she would either be travelling between her house & the chip shop or the Chinese takeaway.

[jimnicebutdim]

Dixie68 said:

No, it was in Gosport, Hampshire. If you don't know where that is, if England farted Gosport is where the noise would come from.

Oi, I live in Gosport. However, I can't really dispute the description.

[Pat H]

I saw a fat bloke with a mobility scooter only yesterday.

The battery had gone flat, or perhaps the scooter had simply said "fk this for a game of soldiers".

Anyway, for whatever reason, it had run out of puff half way up a hill.

And the fat bloke had got off it and was pushing the bloody thing up the hill.

I smiled at the sheer irony of it and gave him a cheery hello as I walked by.

[Dixie68]

jimnicebutdim said:

Oi, I live in Gosport. However, I can't really dispute the description.

Oops, sorry . I was born there & lived there until I was 16 when I escaped, moved back temporarily last year then remembered why I left in the first place.