Caught at it with a horse.

[PoleDriver]

Pesty said:

FiF said:

The one that gets me is Silverback Mike's (iirc) tale of the bloke in the public toilets and the Mother's Pride sliced loaf.

Whats that then

[FiF]

Pesty said:

Whats that then

From memory the one where SM was on obs in a gents public convenience for some nefarious reason, bloke comes in with large sliced white, goes into trap 1, wipes the bowl with a fresh slice of Mother's Pride and then consumes what was literally a st sandwich. Into trap 2 and repeat.

[Morningside]

Oh JESUS!! Some things you just dont want to read.

[PoleDriver]

FiF said:

Pesty said:

Whats that then

From memory the one where SM was on obs in a gents public convenience for some nefarious reason, bloke comes in with large sliced white, goes into trap 1, wipes the bowl with a fresh slice of Mother's Pride and then consumes what was literally a st sandwich. Into trap 2 and repeat.

How scatty was he?
Not German by any chance?

[FiF]

Morningside said:

Oh JESUS!! Some things you just dont want to read.

Indeed, sorry!

On a lighter note, looking at that image of the loaf above, wonder if the PH punctuation police used to go round the supermarket putting apostrophes on each wrapper.

[Hooli]

FiF said:

On a lighter note, looking at that image of the loaf above, wonder if the PH punctuation police used to go round the supermarket putting apostrophes on each wrapper.

[jdw1234]

First time I have ever dry wretched reading PH.

[Sump]

As weird/strange things go, shagging dogs and horses is pretty normal tbh.

Not worthy of news, if it was a dead shark or an ostrich, then it would have been worthy of news.

Edited by Sump on Wednesday 3rd October 13:05

[PoleDriver]

Sump said:

As weird/strange things go, shagging dogs and horses are pretty normal tbh.

Not worthy of news, if it was a dead shark or an ostrich, then it would have been worthy of news.

You must associate with pretty weird company then!

[Sump]

Well head over to places like 4chan, and you quickly realises that these people who shag horses and dogs are not actually that uncommon. Same with people shagging their cars, it's pretty normal in the weird world.

Do note, I am not saying the acts are normal, I am saying that out of all the weird things it's generally pretty normal.

[Council Baby]

PoleDriver said:

You must associate with pretty weird company then!

That, coming from you, made me chuckle

[Biker's Nemesis]

Was he in a stable relationship.

[PoleDriver]

Council Baby said:

PoleDriver said:

You must associate with pretty weird company then!

That, coming from you, made me chuckle

Were you including yourself in that?

[Council Baby]

PoleDriver said:

Were you including yourself in that?

No comment

[retrobob]

[Lotusevoraboy]

FiF said:

PoleDriver said:

Pommygranite said:

FiF said:

PoleDriver said:

FiF said:

tale of the bloke in the public toilets and the Mother's Pride sliced loaf.

Sounds a bit Kneady!

Certainly a bit crusty

That doesnt just take the biscuit, it takes the whole meal.

Rumour has it that he was wearing seedy Bloomers!

Wonder if his wife kept accusing him of being out with that old baguette again.

Oh crumbs.

[caterhamboy]

In court today. http://www.thisisderbyshire.co.uk/58-year-old-man-...

[MocMocaMoc]

Stedman said:

I wait for something funnier with baited breath

If something comes along, let minnow.