Rough as old dogs
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Hi hope this has not been posted already.
His family must be so proud.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-guilty-having-sex-dog...
What the hell must his other girlfriends be like, was the last one called Lassie
His family must be so proud.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-guilty-having-sex-dog...
What the hell must his other girlfriends be like, was the last one called Lassie
Judge said:
"The jury have found you guilty. It is an unusual offence and unusual behaviour. I want to know more about you and the offence so I am going to adjourn this matter for pre-sentence reports until July 27."
One for the w
k bank your honour?We've all done it though let's face it. Been doing some household chore naked when you slip and a part of your body just happens to lodge itself somewhere unusual.
I think he misunderstood. From Google Answers:
"Screw the Pooch"
The phrase screw the pooch, meaning to mess up, commit a grievous
error, was made famous in Tom Wolfe's book The Right Stuff. The phrase
is a euphemism from US military slang. The original expression was
f*ck the dog and meant to waste time, to loaf on the job.
ETA- Though, maybe "a grievous error" is apt.
"Screw the Pooch"
The phrase screw the pooch, meaning to mess up, commit a grievous
error, was made famous in Tom Wolfe's book The Right Stuff. The phrase
is a euphemism from US military slang. The original expression was
f*ck the dog and meant to waste time, to loaf on the job.
ETA- Though, maybe "a grievous error" is apt.
"Saunders, who separated from Ms Thacker 13 years ago, denied the charge and claimed his ex-wife had seen him merely "climbing over the dog" to get out of bed to use the toilet."
Saunders accidently fell on the Hoover on the way to the toilet, somehow lodging his penis inside and causing it to turn itself on. While grappling with the Hoover, he also fell onto a length of hosepie he keeps in the bedroom, accidently forcing it into his rectum. Police are looking into it.
Saunders accidently fell on the Hoover on the way to the toilet, somehow lodging his penis inside and causing it to turn itself on. While grappling with the Hoover, he also fell onto a length of hosepie he keeps in the bedroom, accidently forcing it into his rectum. Police are looking into it.
Steamer said:
GTIR said:
Do they really need to tell us the dogs name?
Is it relevant?
You don't have twins from "climbing over" females.
Its all about setting the atmosphere, when was the last time you met a 'Sasha' that wasnt up for it?Is it relevant?
You don't have twins from "climbing over" females.
Stupid name for a dog. Particulary ones that's so submissive. >cough<
New POD said:
I have a few questions myself . Was he charged with Beastility, Buggery or Rape ? Did the dog enjoy it ? Will there be man/dog puppies/mutant/mongrels produced?
Howl it all end ?
Werewolves. That's where it's heading, you wait and see. That's the last thing we need now here is bloody werewolves what with the current economic climate and London 2012 and this freak hailstorm that's going round vandalising cars. It's not natural is it?Howl it all end ?
AJS- said:
Barking mad.
Great excuse - I was climbing over it.
Reminds me of this. Possibly the worst criminal defence ever presented anywhere ever.Great excuse - I was climbing over it.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7251545....
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