Never mind Harry The Shagger, here's a true ledge
Never mind Harry The Shagger, here's a true ledge
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CommanderJameson

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22,096 posts

252 months

Thursday 23rd August 2012
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How many royals have bitten a snake to death in revenge for being bitten?

Not many, that's how many.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-19348834

"A Nepali farmer who was bitten by a cobra in his rice paddy field has killed the snake by repeatedly biting it in return."

That'll learn the snake and learn it good!

cloggy

4,959 posts

235 months

Thursday 23rd August 2012
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That will 'teach' the snake.

Pixel Pusher

10,390 posts

185 months

Thursday 23rd August 2012
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FraserLFA

5,083 posts

200 months

Thursday 23rd August 2012
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Perfectly normal behaviour!

CommanderJameson

Original Poster:

22,096 posts

252 months

Thursday 23rd August 2012
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cloggy said:
That will 'teach' the snake.
That might be true in Dutchanese or whatever pidgin it is you use to communicate, but in the Queen's English, snakes what get bited by Nepalese farmers get learnt.

cloggy

4,959 posts

235 months

Thursday 23rd August 2012
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CommanderJameson said:
cloggy said:
That will 'teach' the snake.
That might be true in Dutchanese or whatever pidgin it is you use to communicate, but in the Queen's English, snakes what get bited by Nepalese farmers get learnt.
Get bited. laugh

Gizmoish

18,150 posts

235 months

Thursday 23rd August 2012
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CommanderJameson said:
cloggy said:
That will 'teach' the snake.
That might be true in Dutchanese or whatever pidgin it is you use to communicate, but in the Queen's English, snakes what get bited by Nepalese farmers get learnt.
Perhaps in the People's Democratic Republic of the Norf.

In the civilised world we say "Badger Badger Badger".


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CommanderJameson

Original Poster:

22,096 posts

252 months

Thursday 23rd August 2012
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Gizmoish said:
CommanderJameson said:
cloggy said:
That will 'teach' the snake.
That might be true in Dutchanese or whatever pidgin it is you use to communicate, but in the Queen's English, snakes what get bited by Nepalese farmers get learnt.
Perhaps in the People's Democratic Republic of the Norf.

In the civilised world we say "Bardger Bardger Bardger".


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Pints

18,451 posts

220 months

Thursday 23rd August 2012
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As a supporter of capital punishment, I'd like to point out that this snake won't be reoffending.

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Zwolf

25,867 posts

232 months

Thursday 23rd August 2012
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CommanderJameson said:
cloggy said:
That will 'teach' the snake.
That might be true in Dutchanese or whatever pidgin it is you use to communicate, but in the Queen's English, snakes what get bited by Nepalese farmers get learnt.
laugh

Changedmyname

12,549 posts

207 months

Thursday 23rd August 2012
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CommanderJameson said:
That might be true in Dutchanese or whatever pidgin it is you use to communicate, but in the Queen's English, snakes what get bited by Nepalese farmers get learnt.
Em its DEAD,it will not learn a thing.
Trust me...

Pesty

42,655 posts

282 months

Thursday 23rd August 2012
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cool story

until you read why he did it.

"A snake charmer told me that if a snake bites you, bite it until it is dead and nothing will happen to you,"

just a retard.

fluffnik

20,156 posts

253 months

Friday 24th August 2012
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Pesty said:
"A snake charmer told me that if a snake bites you, bite it until it is dead and nothing will happen to you,"

just a retard.
scratchchin

He's survived the cobra bite...

MikeGTi

2,682 posts

227 months

Friday 24th August 2012
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Pesty said:
just a retard.
I wouldn't say that to his face if I were you.

230TE

2,506 posts

212 months

Friday 24th August 2012
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Nepal - isn't that where Gurkhas come from? Would explain a lot.

lazyitus

19,931 posts

292 months

Friday 24th August 2012
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cloggy said:
That will 'teach' the snake.
Learner misses the point he tried to make to student. hehe

Regiment

2,799 posts

185 months

Friday 24th August 2012
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I was bitten by a King Cobra once, and after 5 days of agonising pain...it died.

bobbylondonuk

2,205 posts

216 months

Friday 24th August 2012
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Pesty said:
cool story

until you read why he did it.

"A snake charmer told me that if a snake bites you, bite it until it is dead and nothing will happen to you,"

just a retard.
This is a widely believed myth around the indian subcontinent. Of course, its stupid..but it is widely believed by a lot of people.

g3org3y

22,261 posts

217 months

Friday 24th August 2012
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Win.

voyds9

8,490 posts

309 months

Friday 24th August 2012
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cloggy said:
That will 'teach' the snake.
I bet it never does it again wink