Kidnapped by Lapdancers

[beezer]

http://uk.yahoo.com/_ylt=AsnOnjmkRPID6vtn_KwbACs4h...

And he's taken them to court

[kowalski655]

I dont think he is compaining about the scantily clad women,more their burly brothers/boyfriends,and THEIR punches....beatings by strippers are expensive,these were free

Also

paper said:

He described his Brietling watch, later found in the anus of Alexander Morris, as his "pride and joy"

and and

Edited by kowalski655 on Friday 10th January 16:40

[DJFish]

It's how I want to go, or chased off a cliff like Arthur Charles Herbert Runcie MacAdam Jarrett.

[matrignano]

kowalski655 said:

and and

Edited by kowalski655 on Friday 10th January 16:40

First thought was: why didn't they hide the watch in of the girl's anuses? Surely they would be more accommodative. Therefore, he's a closet gayer.

Second thought: How could he deny stealing the watch when it was found in his rectum???

[soad]

Charlotte Devaney looks tasty.

[greygoose]

kowalski655 said:

I dont think he is compaining about the scantily clad women,more their burly brothers/boyfriends,and THEIR punches....beatings by strippers are expensive,these were free

Also

paper said:

He described his Brietling watch, later found in the anus of Alexander Morris, as his "pride and joy"

and and

Edited by kowalski655 on Friday 10th January 16:40

I guess that took the shine off it.

[Justayellowbadge]

matrignano said:

First thought was: why didn't they hide the watch in of the girl's anuses? Surely they would be more accommodative. Therefore, he's a closet gayer.

Second thought: How could he deny stealing the watch when it was found in his rectum???

His denial was incredibly detailed, running to many pages and outlining everything that happened to an excruciating level of precision.

As one would expect from one anally retentive.

[rohrl]

matrignano said:

Second thought: How could he deny stealing the watch when it was found in his rectum???

Maybe he fell over and sat on it by accident, like the unfortunate guys who end up in A&E with a misplaced shampoo bottle/vegetable etc.

[greygoose]

matrignano said:

Second thought: How could he deny stealing the watch when it was found in his rectum???

Perhaps he thought he had already done the time?

[Rovinghawk]

Is this a wind-up?

[kowalski655]

soad said:

Charlotte Devaney looks tasty.

In the interests of good journalism of course,the Metro has pictures of all of them
http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/09/lapdancers-kidnapped...

[pork911]

"One of the problems encountered on the first night was that a number of girls did not adhere to the rules, they insisted on taking their clothes off and complaints were made."

[anonymous-user]

Sleepy, rural Gloucestershire. An everyday story of country folk.

[NPI]

matrignano said:

Second thought: How could he deny stealing the watch when it was found in his rectum???

Maybe he was going give it back? After all, he couldn't keep it there for ever!

[anonymous-user]

Mandy Cool
Rachel Goodchild
Stephanie Pye

Which internet lapdancer name generator did they get those from?

[XCP]

NPI said:

Maybe he was going give it back? After all, he couldn't keep it there for ever!

perhaps he was just 'handling' stolen goods.

Had on of these in my cells once, in that case it was a stolen Rolex.

'My client has produced an item' to quote the brief, as he handed it to me wrapped in his hankie.

[Thankyou4calling]

Breadvan72 said:

Mandy Cool
Rachel Goodchild
Stephanie Pye

Which internet lapdancer name generator did they get those from?

They're never called Brenda or Elsie. I wonder if the name takes them toward their occupation.

[XCP]

Thankyou4calling said:

They're never called Brenda or Elsie. I wonder if the name takes them toward their occupation.

Brenda and Elsie are a more specialist market. For the discerning gentleman.

[Terminator X]

"Representing Robert Morris, Khalid Missouri suggested that Mr Woodman had entered the car by his own free will."

What on earth could have tempted him in

TX.

[anonymous-user]

At a friend's stag do a few years back, I was sitting in Spearmint Rhino at about one AM taking to a pleasant and bright young woman who happened to be bk naked save for a pair of comedy stripper shoes. I asked her to stop the dancing malarkey and she agreed that we could chat for a minute. She said that she was a recent PPE graduate doing a Doctorate in Macroeconomics at the LSE. We discussed lapdancing and I said "The problem with lapdancing is that it is a bit pointless". She said "You're wrong. The problem with lapdancing is that it is completely pointless". I had to agree, wished her well, and gave her the usual sweaty notes.