Killer Clowns

[V8A*ndy]

Ok, have you seen one yet?

I just know this is going to get messing around my neck of the woods.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-3759...

[ZOLLAR]

V8A*ndy said:

Ok, have you seen one yet?

I just know this is going to get messing around my neck of the woods.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-3759...

I'm just watching this off the back of your post, I've no doubt some are set up and some are people stumbling across them.
What I don't get is the people in the cars reversing away from the clowns with knives, just drive past or hit them?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmel26Bpxl4

As funny as some people think it is I reckon it's only a short time before a "clown" is injured or worse, at the end of the day it's just a human in a costume.

Edit, actually I just got to 5:25 and what I mentioned has happened, could be set up or could be real and they just beat up a clown.

[funkyrobot]

[Mr. H]

My in-laws just met one on the way home from ours tonight. They thought he was going to put in the windscreen with the bat he was holding at them. They were travelling with their 1 year old grandson and are all pretty shaken up about it.

It won't be long until a clown gets killed or kills someone in self defense. Unfortunately even that won't stop the idiots so hopefully the fad passes once it's gets a bit chilly outside.

[ashleyman]

Self defence mate, sorry!

In all seriousness, I reckon it's just guerrilla marketing for the remake of Stephen Kings IT coming in 2017.

Edited by ashleyman on Saturday 8th October 23:40

[g4ry13]

Sounds like it's trying to copy these guys who have a youtube channel.

[Digitalize]

I'm more surprised with the amount of clown costumes people have access too, didn't really know they were a thing anymore.

[Art0ir]

Ass Chief Const Stephen Martin

snigger

[Ahbefive]

It must be really boring where these people live.

[FN2TypeR]

Big in America? Surely that's a dangerous way to pass the time in a country where a lot of people are armed?

[Digga]

Which explains why this was on my mate's son's FB page:

Edited by Digga on Monday 10th October 08:52

[13m]

I have protected myself and my family by placing a banana skin outside the gate.

[Digga]

13m said:

I have protected myself and my family by placing a banana skin outside the gate.

Sleep with one eye open. And a custard pie on the bedside table.

[Evanivitch]

The Facebook page for Killer Clowns UK seems to be largely reporting sightings in sleepy South Wales. Why does this not surprise me?

[HOGEPH]

Digga said:

13m said:

I have protected myself and my family by placing a banana skin outside the gate.

Sleep with one eye open. And a custard pie on the bedside table.

If a killer clown turns up with his circus mates, go for the juggler

[/Oldjoke]

[FourWheelDrift]

[D-Angle]

First one I see gets a kick in the spuds. I haven't one iota of patience for this kind of attention-seeking tttery.

[HOGEPH]

D-Angle said:

First one I see gets a kick in the spuds. I haven't one iota of patience for this kind of attention-seeking tttery.

You'll need size 128 shoes for that...

[227bhp]

"Clowns have been spotted in Belfast and there are reports that a school in Coleraine closed its doors for a short time on Friday because of fears that people dressed as clowns were on their way."

[eharding]

13m said:

I have protected myself and my family by placing a banana skin outside the gate.

You want some of these.




M18A1(C) Antipersonnel Mine a.k.a The "Custard Claymore".

Projects 500ml of long-life tinned custard and several hundred ball bearings at ~800m/s, guaranteed to wipe the painted-on smile off the face of any clown out to 100m. Also effective at making the wheels fall off lightly armoured comedy vehicles....permanently.