Joseph Fritzl and his trial.....how will it end up?

[Cara Van Man]

How odd is it of him to cover his face with a WH Smith ring binder?

WTF is that all about? The whole world and it's dog knows what he looks like.

Personally I think he'll kill himself soon because of the shame.

What an odd case.

A conversation at work about him got me thinking.......how much more of this sort of thing is happening out there? Maybe even under our noses?

[Cara Van Man]

I'm disappointed that someone voted for "He's one step up from a caravanner'.

Just because the option was there, didn't mean you had to use it.

I'm hurt.

ETA: Worryingly, some of you have his book

Edited by Cara Van Man on Tuesday 17th March 12:53

[Cara Van Man]

Plotloss said:

It appears that Elizabeth Fritzl attended court this morning in Austria having eaten a full cooked breakfast.

Although somebody should have told her she still had Daddies Sauce round her mouth and down her top.

Are any of the family attending the court?

If the kids have to give evidence what would they address him as?

Daddy or Grandad?

Edited by Cara Van Man on Tuesday 17th March 13:28

[Cara Van Man]

Plotloss said:

Does anyone else think that when Josef Fritzl finally enters his cell he is going to think, "Mines way better...."

At least he'll have plenty of time to make improvements.

We may also start to see him pop up on Rics "Grand Designs" threads.

[Cara Van Man]

The news on Radio 1 has just said "Fritzl and his daughter have come face to face for the first time....."

I doubt that.

[Cara Van Man]

Plotloss said:

Cara Van Man said:

The news on Radio 1 has just said "Fritzl and his daughter have come face to face for the first time....."

Josef Fritzl sat in court today with a blue binder in front of his face.

Obviously waiting for his daughter to arrive so he could shout "SURPRISE".

What do you think he has in that binder?

Nude shots of her? Wedding snaps? Family holiday snaps?

[Cara Van Man]

Plotloss said:

Cara Van Man said:

Plotloss said:

Cara Van Man said:

The news on Radio 1 has just said "Fritzl and his daughter have come face to face for the first time....."

Josef Fritzl sat in court today with a blue binder in front of his face.

Obviously waiting for his daughter to arrive so he could shout "SURPRISE".

What do you think he has in that binder?

Nude shots of her? Wedding snaps? Family holiday snaps?

25 years worth of council tax bills.

He's crying behind it.

I bet the Austrian version of the CSA are rubbing their hands together.

[Cara Van Man]

Plotloss said:

Apparently her video evidence is 11 hours worth.

I'm hoping for a box set.

Will they also have an additional "Joes dungeon: The making of" bonus disc?

[Cara Van Man]

G'kar said:

Lord Pikey said:

Did i read correctly that she (Elizabeth) has been living in Britian with her kids since all this happened?

She scoured the planet, and only Dewsbury 'felt like home'.

[Cara Van Man]

He's not actually a paedophile though is he?

Not in the sense that Michael Jackson is, where gets a boner for underage children only.

Fritzl did at least wait until his daughter was of legal age, didn't he?

Y'know, to show he cared.

[Cara Van Man]

JonRB said:

Cara Van Man said:

He's not actually a paedophile though is he?

Indeed. He's an incestuous rapist and slaver.

You say it likes it's a bad thing.

<Ticket to hell, Sir?>

<Yes, please. One way.>

[Cara Van Man]

Silent1 said:

tinman0 said:

JonRB said:

Cara Van Man said:

He's not actually a paedophile though is he?

Indeed. He's an incestuous rapist and slaver.

Don't forget kidnapper.

Wasn't he meant to have raped a grand daughter as well?

The genetics would be right mess then

I feel sorry for the bd who has to write out the family tree.

Why?

It's possibly one of the simplest family trees ever to be compiled. there's only one male name

[Cara Van Man]

Apparently in court this morning he has changed his plea to 'guilty' for ALL charges!

He's also asked for theft of an A4 ring binder to be taken into account.

[Cara Van Man]

hora said:

Metro this morning, he made his daughter act out Porn videos for him. (slaps face) dear lord.

Kin-ky!

[Cara Van Man]

G'kar said:

Don said:

JonRB said:

G'kar said:

Any old porn, or just the best cellars?

This kind of stuff should be legal really, because otherwise it just drives it underground.

Groan!

Agreed. It's all a little bargain basement.

Has he tied her into a contract?

[Cara Van Man]

G'kar said:

Cara Van Man said:

G'kar said:

Don said:

JonRB said:

G'kar said:

Any old porn, or just the best cellars?

This kind of stuff should be legal really, because otherwise it just drives it underground.

Groan!

Agreed. It's all a little bargain basement.

Has he tied her into a contract?

Had to say. There's a gag order in place.

Not a restraining order?

I never realised there was so much nephatism in the film industry.