Prepare the steam vents on your bladder...

Prepare the steam vents on your bladder...

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Oakey

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217 months

Saturday 21st March 2009
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Just seen this article in our local paper:

http://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/blackpoolnews/Li...

Apparently she's a 'Supermum' and to earn this title she's done nothing other than squeeze out 11 kids. They live in two (yes, TWO, with the walls knocked through) council houses, neither of the parents work, the dad supposedly unable to as he suffers tourettes (is that classed as a disability? If so I assume he'll claim Disability Living Allowance) and nine of the children are born within a year of another one (with some gaps between, no doubt so the mothers lady bits can firm up a bit and she doesn't have to worry about the next one dropping out).

The eldest daughter is currently studying her A Levels and wants to be a solicitor but it turns out the comments on that site under the other daughters name are actually from her. As expected the level of spelling and grammar is appalling.

Ladies and gentlemen, witness your tax contributions at work.