My turtle is a wimp

[darren9]

Pistonheads ... cowardly turtles matter.

Thread made my day, its amazing what you can find on the internet.

[Prof Beard]

batfink79 said:

uriel said:

I was curious as to what a Chinese soft-shelled turtle looked like.

WTF, man?

Is that not the carcass of a turkey, with some sort of head grafted on?


Sicko's!

Oh my God!!!! That's a COOKED one! Live ones are GREEN

[Prof Beard]

For pictures of a LIVE one, see:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[whitechief]

Prof Beard said:

batfink79 said:

uriel said:

I was curious as to what a Chinese soft-shelled turtle looked like.

WTF, man?

Is that not the carcass of a turkey, with some sort of head grafted on?


Sicko's!

Oh my God!!!! That's a COOKED one! Live ones are GREEN

Don't worry, the picture properties say it is an Albino.

[mybrainhurts]

whitechief said:

Prof Beard said:

batfink79 said:

uriel said:

I was curious as to what a Chinese soft-shelled turtle looked like.

WTF, man?

Is that not the carcass of a turkey, with some sort of head grafted on?


Sicko's!

Oh my God!!!! That's a COOKED one! Live ones are GREEN

Don't worry, the picture properties say it is an Albino.

Looks like a bit of a dick head...

[Prof Beard]

mybrainhurts said:

Looks like a bit of a dick head...

Sadly, my turtle does as well:

[Bonnie and Clyde]

Prof Beard said:

mybrainhurts said:

Looks like a bit of a dick head...

Sadly, my turtle does as well:

I'm not surprised it was scared. Thats some fked up looking apples. Where did you get them from?

Edited by Bonnie and Clyde on Sunday 28th December 19:42

[Carreauchompeur]

Prof Beard said:

mybrainhurts said:

Looks like a bit of a dick head...

Sadly, my turtle does as well:

What an odd creature. Why is there a vibrator in his tank?

[Bonnie and Clyde]

uriel said:

I was curious as to what a Chinese soft-shelled turtle looked like.

WTF, man?

That's the ugliest motherfker I've ever seen. It needs circumcising

[Bonnie and Clyde]

Carreauchompeur said:

Prof Beard said:

mybrainhurts said:

Looks like a bit of a dick head...

Sadly, my turtle does as well:

What an odd creature. Why is there a vibrator in his tank?

the tears are starting to roll

[Prof Beard]

Bonnie and Clyde said:

Carreauchompeur said:

Prof Beard said:

mybrainhurts said:

Looks like a bit of a dick head...

Sadly, my turtle does as well:

What an odd creature. Why is there a vibrator in his tank?

the tears are starting to roll

Sadly, it's just an aquarium heater

[Glassman]

Prof Beard said:

Bonnie and Clyde said:

Was it a pink lady? Maybe he's gay

Or homophobic? Actually, the Apple was a Gala...

maybe it's a shy turtle

[Austin.J]

to be honest, i've fked worse.

Give it a gun? show that apple who's boss!

[Mr. X]

That pink one looks like a naked mole rat... *shudders*

[mybrainhurts]

Prof Beard said:

Bonnie and Clyde said:

Carreauchompeur said:

Prof Beard said:

mybrainhurts said:

Looks like a bit of a dick head...

Sadly, my turtle does as well:

What an odd creature. Why is there a vibrator in his tank?

the tears are starting to roll

Sadly, it's just an aquarium heater

You say....

[TonyHetherington]

My tortoise is scared of shadows. Does that help at all?

[Anna_S]

TonyHetherington said:

My tortoise is scared of shadows.

Is that a euphemism?

[TonyHetherington]

Holy moly batman, that's one hell of a thread resurection!

Urmmm, no, it's not

[Dave^]

I was just gonna reply with "If you put Granny Smith in the bath with me, I'd hid too".... until I realised how old this thread is, so I wont bother.....

[ShadownINja]

Never noticed it the first time so