American Style Toilet

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TonyHetherington

32,091 posts

252 months

Thursday 11th November 2010
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KenBlocksPants said:
Are those the ones that have the little 'inspection shelf' that your log sits on allowing you to have a good old look at it prior to flushing?
No, they're typically European in places where you eat a lot of raw meat, so you can inspect to see if any worms in there.

Major Fallout

5,278 posts

233 months

Thursday 11th November 2010
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TonyHetherington said:
KenBlocksPants said:
Are those the ones that have the little 'inspection shelf' that your log sits on allowing you to have a good old look at it prior to flushing?
No, they're typically European in places where you eat a lot of raw meat, so you can inspect to see if any worms in there.
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TonyHetherington

32,091 posts

252 months

Thursday 11th November 2010
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What an apt username smile

Frankeh

12,558 posts

187 months

Thursday 11th November 2010
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motco said:
These were trendy here in the sixties and were known as something like 'syphonic WC'. They didn't flush as such but when you operated the lever the level fell quietly and took the contents away, then the level slowly returned to where it was previously. Impossible to pee into quietly IIRC. Google may help...

ETA found this:

some website said:
Q I have an old ‘double trap syphonic WC’ but need a new one but I can’t seem to find one anywhere. Can you help?
A The type of WC which works with a clever suction effect usually requires 9 litres of water to function correctly. The Water Regulations 1999 state that no more than 6 litres of water can be used in a newly installed WC. So the double trap syphonic is now outlawed and have been withdrawn from sale.
Edited by motco on Thursday 11th November 16:14
Gran and granddad used to have one of those. Always used to weird me out when I was a kid.
So much water.

Herbs

4,928 posts

231 months

Thursday 11th November 2010
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I guess it would be quite messy having the water that high if you had a violent pebble-dash - wouldn't want to experience that!!

motco

16,012 posts

248 months

Thursday 11th November 2010
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Herbs said:
I guess it would be quite messy having the water that high if you had a violent pebble-dash - wouldn't want to experience that!!
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zollburgers

1,278 posts

185 months

Thursday 11th November 2010
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Can't you just squeeze yourself into your toilet more so your arse is just above the water level? You might have to put your legs above you head? Not sure though as I've not tried it.

Paul Drawmer

4,892 posts

269 months

Thursday 11th November 2010
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American Style? Just say "Yee Haaa!" as you let it go.

Disastrous

10,098 posts

219 months

Thursday 11th November 2010
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Definitely lay a bog roll crash mat. Then admire your bangers and mash before flushing.

Shaolin

2,955 posts

191 months

Thursday 11th November 2010
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I've never visited the US, this thread has made it final that I never will, it sounds like some horrible nightmare.

XB70

2,483 posts

198 months

Thursday 11th November 2010
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First time there I called the front desk to complain that the toilet was blocked (after ranting to the O/H about the previous occupant being a filty so and so for blocking it.

A fellow I know recommended flushing it, then "bombs away" into the maelstrom. Sounded like something out of the Bermuda Triangle.

s1962a

5,431 posts

164 months

Thursday 11th November 2010
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What about a Japanese style toilet with built in 'squirter' and ps3

K50 DEL

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9,271 posts

230 months

Friday 12th November 2010
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I thought this topic might just die a death as no one would know what I was talking about.
Imagine my surprise to log on from Dubai airport this morning to discover the resident PH joke crew out in force.
I'm sat here struggling not to cry with laughter at some of the responses so thanks!

To the one poster who suggested Kohler, thanks a lot, will give them a try.

I put a Euro "poo shelf" style crapper in my last place, fancied something different this time..... what can I say!!

Frankeh

12,558 posts

187 months

Friday 12th November 2010
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K50 DEL said:
I put a Euro "poo shelf" style crapper in my last place, fancied something different this time..... what can I say!!
Did you find anything worth mentioning? I look at my poo enough without a shelf!

netherfield

2,702 posts

186 months

Friday 12th November 2010
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jeff m said:
An American toilet water level can be high or low depending on whether the fill line is in or out of the centre tube.
I thought this was going to be about the "turbo flush" or jet system which utilises mains pressure to "load" a diaphram, unsuitable for tank fed crappers.

Low end..American Standard
Mid range......Kohler
High end...ask somebody else

Edited by jeff m on Thursday 11th November 16:05


So you need the power of an engine to shift your turds.

Vipers

32,947 posts

230 months

Friday 12th November 2010
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A friend of mine visited a pal in Houston, asked him why there were TWO toilets in the bathroom, to which he replied :-

"Just in case me and the wife need to go together"................ only in America me thinks.




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m4tt

591 posts

200 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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I actually have tears in my eyes! This thread is legendary.

K50 DEL

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9,271 posts

230 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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m4tt said:
I actually have tears in my eyes! This thread is legendary.
The bset thing is that it's completely irrelevent as well as it turns out UK building regs don't allow the installation of that style of khazi anyway!

sparkythecat

7,916 posts

257 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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motco said:
These were trendy here in the sixties and were known as something like 'syphonic WC'. They didn't flush as such but when you operated the lever the level fell quietly and took the contents away, then the level slowly returned to where it was previously. Impossible to pee into quietly IIRC. Google may help...
I took an armitage shanks siphonic WC out of our house last year. It had been in for over 40years and was faultless. The only reason I took it out was because it was a very dated pukey avacado colour and we were modernising. The Bath Store kit I replaced it with is rubbish by comparison. It's only been in 18 months and the flush mechaniam has broken once already.