Real Estate nightmares

[Bonefish Blues]

Harpoon said:

Haven't been to Abersoch for a few years but even back then it was overrun with pimped up Range Rovers and the like - it's known to some as Cheshire--by-the-Sea.

Refers:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-59240522

[DodgyGeezer]

Fer said:

Bonefish Blues said:

Talking about spendy things...

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/115659194#/...

9 years left on the lease!

so let's get this right:

- glorified mobile home (and not that glorious)
- sardine-like packaging
- leasehold
- 9 years left on the lease
- Wales (nothing against Wales, not even the Welsh!)
- £620k

[bloomen]

What happens at the end of the 'licence'?

If it's pure expiration that's nearly £69,000 a year. I could manage some rather jolly holidays on that budget.

[C70R]

While the house itself isn't a "nightmare" per se, a lot of the places I'm looking at have been converted from a pair of semi-detatched cottages.

This is probably the worst consequential layout I've seen in over a year of looking.

[anonymous-user]

C70R said:

While the house itself isn't a "nightmare" per se, a lot of the places I'm looking at have been converted from a pair of semi-detatched cottages.

This is probably the worst consequential layout I've seen in over a year of looking.

WTAF

[FourWheelDrift]

C70R said:

While the house itself isn't a "nightmare" per se, a lot of the places I'm looking at have been converted from a pair of semi-detatched cottages.

This is probably the worst consequential layout I've seen in over a year of looking.

Jesus H, J, K and L Christ.

Knock a hole through the back of the back staircase add a couple of steps up and make a box room bedroom out of bed 4 and remove the ensuite . Block off access from bed 2. Turn half of bed 3 into an ensuite for bedroom 2 the other half if big enough an shower ensuite for bedroom 1 or a walk in wardrobe. And then you have a 3 bed, usable cottage.

Whoever renovated that did it on a very small budget, in the dark with no lights on.

So what's the ground floor like?

[Jaska]

FourWheelDrift said:

So what's the ground floor like?

[23.7]

FourWheelDrift said:

C70R said:

While the house itself isn't a "nightmare" per se, a lot of the places I'm looking at have been converted from a pair of semi-detatched cottages.

This is probably the worst consequential layout I've seen in over a year of looking.

Jesus H, J, K and L Christ.

Knock a hole through the back of the back staircase add a couple of steps up and make a box room bedroom out of bed 4 and remove the ensuite . Block off access from bed 2. Turn half of bed 3 into an ensuite for bedroom 2 the other half if big enough an shower ensuite for bedroom 1 or a walk in wardrobe. And then you have a 3 bed, usable cottage.

Whoever renovated that did it on a very small budget, in the dark with no lights on.

So what's the ground floor like?

I think it's a lovely 2 bedder. Each bedroom has its own staircase, plus storage and dressing room.

[DodgyGeezer]

23.7 said:

I think it's a lovely 2 bedder. Each bedroom has its own staircase, plus storage and dressing room.

^^^

[Hoofy]

Or if you're really lazy, just add a door between 1 and 3.

[Doofus]

Hoofy said:

Or if you're really lazy, just add a door between 1 and 3.

Surely if you are really lazy, you won't add a door between 1 and 3.

[Hoofy]

Doofus said:

Hoofy said:

Or if you're really lazy, just add a door between 1 and 3.

Surely if you are really lazy, you won't add a door between 1 and 3.

That would mean potentially having to trek between floors just to get from B1 to B3 because you left your phone there.

FYI by lazy, I mean add a door by paying someone to do the actual adding for you. Don't you try to out-lazy me. I've been practising for decades.

[Doofus]

Hoofy said:

Doofus said:

Hoofy said:

Or if you're really lazy, just add a door between 1 and 3.

Surely if you are really lazy, you won't add a door between 1 and 3.

That would mean potentially having to trek between floors just to get from B1 to B3 because you left your phone there.

FYI by lazy, I mean add a door by paying someone to do the actual adding for you. Don't you try to out-lazy me. I've been practising for decades.

I can't be arsed with this.

[Hoofy]

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/106516211#/...

[Mark Asread]

Hoofy said:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/106516211#/...

Downside Road. How apt.

[C70R]

Jaska said:

FourWheelDrift said:

So what's the ground floor like?

Very good!

Mercifully the ground floor makes much more sense. I've lost the listing now, but the central entrance was merged and turned into a single door, with a hallway to both sides.

It made my head hurt the first time I looked at it.

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[FourWheelDrift]

Hoofy said:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/106516211#/...

And it seems so much bigger from the outside.

[C70R]

DodgyGeezer said:

23.7 said:

I think it's a lovely 2 bedder. Each bedroom has its own staircase, plus storage and dressing room.

^^^

Agreed. It would help if it wasn't being marketed (and priced) as a 4-bed family home.

[Escort3500]

Mark Asread said:

Hoofy said:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/106516211#/...

Downside Road. How apt.

Any character it had has been eradicated. And £525k (even with the shared grounds)