Help - has my cat been bummed?

[0a]

mybrainhurts said:

Boom, Boom...




Now, bugger off from my login thread...

This one? http://www.pistonheads.com/xforums/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Just checking!

[Marcellus]

Just a thought, but bonfire night is near;

[SeanyD]

mybrainhurts said:

SeanyD said:

devonshiredave said:

Yep, the expression say it all, bum raped, and not at all happy about it.

Great thread.

It seems to have gone over many heads here, but that is his todger, not his arrus...

I was referring to the expression on his face, not his tackle or pencil sharpener, but surely no-one would mistakenly find the pencil sharpener at the wrong end of the pods, would they??

[devonshiredave]

Bumming Update.

I have been bummed by the vet to the tune of 72 quid. Cherry it appears has been bitten on his arse end by creatures unknown and has been given some anti-biotics and painkillers for his troubles. I feel almost let down by this anti-climax but at least Cherry's dignity and virginity remain in tact. Thanks you all once again and sorry to disappoint with this rather ordinary ending.

[Hysteria1983]

devonshiredave said:

Bumming Update.

I have been bummed by the vet to the tune of 72 quid. Cherry it appears has been bitten on his arse end by creatures unknown and has been given some anti-biotics and painkillers for his troubles. I feel almost let down by this anti-climax but at least Cherry's dignity and virginity remain in tact. Thanks you all once again and sorry to disappoint with this rather ordinary ending.

You actually seem down at the fact cherry still has his cherry in tact.

[Council Baby]

Having your arse chewed by unknown creatures is an ordinary ending???

Dare I ask what your hobbies are?

[JohnnyJones]

How on earth would you get your arse chewed by an unknown creature?

So what, the cat was there, eyeing up a bit of a pounce on a mouse or something, and an 'Unknown creature' sneaked up and chewed its arse? No sorry.

[MrMoonyMan]

Bum lice?

[mybrainhurts]

So, what do these cat arse nibblers look like, then..?

We need to know...

[0a]

He caught genital warts from you?

[simoid]

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

hornetrider said:

Is it gay to snuggle a male cat?

Chin.

Scratched.

[devonshiredave]

JohnnyJones said:

How on earth would you get your arse chewed by an unknown creature?

So what, the cat was there, eyeing up a bit of a pounce on a mouse or something, and an 'Unknown creature' sneaked up and chewed its arse? No sorry.

The vet said that he had been bitten but didn't know what by, if he was to shave Cherry's arse hekd be able to get a better look... We declined, so for now the bandit remains unknown.

[minimatt1967]

devonshiredave said:

The vet said that he had been bitten but didn't know what by, if he was to shave Cherry's arse hekd be able to get a better look... We declined, so for now the bandit remains unknown.

Not into shaven pussy then?

[R500POP]

Perhaps the cat had Richard Gere tendancies, but the hamsters had other ideas.....

[Marty63]

minimatt1967 said:

Not into shaven pussy then?

you should not shave pussy.

8 out of 10 owners say their cats prefer whiskers.

[mybrainhurts]

:groan:...

[Gene Simmons]

I put forward the theory that the vet is in it, and is part of a sordid mincing cat felching ring. Cherrys number was up as soon as the vet spotted the slightly suspect name, and the grooming began from there.
As for the "The only way to be sure is to shave his chocolate starfish.........". That doesn't even sound remotely ghey to
you?
May as well take him down the blue oyster bar, and get him some leather chaps with innaproriate vents .......

HTH

[Sf_Manta]

Just found this thread, and trying desprately not to laugh aloud in the office.

[Jimslips]

Sf_Manta said:

Just found this thread, and trying desprately not to laugh aloud in the office.

log out and print it off

[Piersman2]

devonshiredave said:

Well,

Cherry appears to be "out" - hopefully not cottaging in the village toilets! In his defence he was a present from father christmas to daughter no1; who didnt really appreciate the mincing subtleties of calling a male cat Cherry.

Here hes is... deviant or not you decide...



I eagerly await your photoshop magic

That's Kenneth Williams reincarnated that is. So yes, definitely bummed.