Warning: Anti Dog Rant (with some bad language)
Discussion
I'm going for the sweary record here......
Why oh f
king why do some b
ding dog owners think I want to share the f
king joy of their bloody dog-ownership by letting their bloody loved ones out for a f
king s
t at 1am in their garden that adjoins my f
king rolling acres (actually rolling square yards) then ignore the fact the f
king
is barking for half a f
king hour keeping me and probably eighty other people awake. Are the owners f
king deaf or just plain bloody inconsiderate. This particular whoring b
h slag dog owner (she is female, just) even stands there having her f
king bedtime fag while the
ing mutt yaps it's head off. Better still, it sometimes sets off another four-legged s
tting machine three gardens down so we can all listen in f
king glorious f
king stereo.
I appreciate the majority of dog owners are considerate with well trained pets that they clean up after. But the ones who allow an endless f
king symphony of f
king barking at all f
king times of the f
king day and f
king night are just utter, utter, utter,utter,utter f
kING
S. so there.
Why oh f
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I appreciate the majority of dog owners are considerate with well trained pets that they clean up after. But the ones who allow an endless f
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I had a picnic in a local park on Saturday.
It's hard trying to eat a chocolate elcair while people pick up warm dog poo in front of you.
I was going to do a massive sweary rant about it but didn't fancy any of the dog owners enough.
Plus if you want to feel superior to people then holding cake while they hold s
t is a very effective technique.
It's hard trying to eat a chocolate elcair while people pick up warm dog poo in front of you.
I was going to do a massive sweary rant about it but didn't fancy any of the dog owners enough.
Plus if you want to feel superior to people then holding cake while they hold s
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Thanks chaps, I note the comment about the lack of questions marks and agree. I think the reference 'loved ones' could be misconstrued as referring to her husband and children though her husband has left her (probably 'cos of the f
king dog). in the context though I believe the use of the phrase is justifiable.
I wish to go on record as denying I wish to shag her (or the dog).
Further comments appreciated, and I will try harder for my next rant in several months time which will be on the topic of s
t solicitors
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I wish to go on record as denying I wish to shag her (or the dog).
Further comments appreciated, and I will try harder for my next rant in several months time which will be on the topic of s
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Old Git said:
Further comments appreciated, and I will try harder for my next rant in several months time which will be on the topic of s
t solicitors
I can recomend a solicitor who specialises in divorces and only works part time, if you need inspiration. When I sent her final payment for her services she replied with a bill for £40 to cover admin costs for recieving my letter.![](/inc/images/censored.gif)
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Old Git said:
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What I find odd is that some dogs are so f
king quiet that they'd be absolutely useless in a burglary. I was watching a family on Wimbledon Common with one big dog and one fluffy thing playing fetch with them. The only noise came from the children. What's the point in a dog that doesn't bark at all? ![confused](/inc/images/confused.gif)
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