Warning: Anti Dog Rant (with some bad language)

[Old Git]

I'm going for the sweary record here......

Why oh fking why do some bding dog owners think I want to share the fking joy of their bloody dog-ownership by letting their bloody loved ones out for a fking st at 1am in their garden that adjoins my fking rolling acres (actually rolling square yards) then ignore the fact the fking is barking for half a fking hour keeping me and probably eighty other people awake. Are the owners fking deaf or just plain bloody inconsiderate. This particular whoring bh slag dog owner (she is female, just) even stands there having her fking bedtime fag while the ing mutt yaps it's head off. Better still, it sometimes sets off another four-legged stting machine three gardens down so we can all listen in fking glorious fking stereo.

I appreciate the majority of dog owners are considerate with well trained pets that they clean up after. But the ones who allow an endless fking symphony of fking barking at all fking times of the fking day and fking night are just utter, utter, utter,utter,utter fkING S. so there.

[Old Git]

Thanks chaps, I note the comment about the lack of questions marks and agree. I think the reference 'loved ones' could be misconstrued as referring to her husband and children though her husband has left her (probably 'cos of the fking dog). in the context though I believe the use of the phrase is justifiable.

I wish to go on record as denying I wish to shag her (or the dog).

Further comments appreciated, and I will try harder for my next rant in several months time which will be on the topic of st solicitors

[Old Git]

thismonkeyhere said:

Old Git said:

I appreciate the majority of dog owners are considerate with well trained pets that they clean up after.

You just have to take a look at the amount of dog st that seems to be bloody everywhere these days to call BS on that statement and substitute 'minority' for 'majority'.

Mmmm, must admit I threw in my comment about the 'majority' in order to undermine any fascist dog-owning members of PH who might have taken offence at the rant; a lack of conviction on my behalf. The truth is I hate virtually all dogs, but I hate noisy ones more than quiet ones. Hope that clarifies my atitude to fking barking canines and their ing fking stty-handed (if they actually pick up their fking dog's st) owners. Phew, nearly forgot to swear....

[Old Git]

The Don of Croy said:

exercised by MiL.

Have you left out an 'F'?

[Old Git]

PoleDriver said:

Why does everyone blame the dog when it's clearly the owner who's at fault?

Because the dog is less likely to read my rant.