Funny Airline story

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R60EST

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2,364 posts

188 months

Tuesday 24th March 2009
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Heard this on the radio today ,

The captain of a plane due to land at Manchester Airport was chatting to his co-pilot but had inadvertently left the PA system switched on , he said , for all to hear , " When we land at Manchester I'm going straight for a Bacon butty , and then I'm going to see if I can give that new stewardess a good seeing to" . Obviously embarrassed at what the captain had just said she made her way to the front of the plane in rather a hurry to let him know the PA system was on. As she passed one of the passengers he said , " Steady on girl , he's having his bacon butty first"

don't know if it's true or not but it made me smile

DrTre

12,955 posts

238 months

Tuesday 24th March 2009
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It's a joke, a very old joke.

Chainguy

4,381 posts

206 months

Tuesday 24th March 2009
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Old, Jesus, I think Pontius told tha one when he was still a First Officer.

IforB

9,840 posts

235 months

Tuesday 24th March 2009
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Have you seen that new one about the QANTAS "squawk sheet"...................

Chainguy

4,381 posts

206 months

Tuesday 24th March 2009
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IforB said:
Have you seen that new one about the QANTAS "squawk sheet"...................
scratchchin You know, I think I just might have....

IforB

9,840 posts

235 months

Tuesday 24th March 2009
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Sorry, I got it wrong, it should be the QUANTAS squawk sheet.

moleamol

15,887 posts

269 months

Tuesday 24th March 2009
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R60EST said:
don't know if it's true or not
Wow.

jamoor

14,506 posts

221 months

Tuesday 24th March 2009
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So this is that Joke.

I was on a plane, can't remember where from/to and the Pilot had left the PA on while he was communicating with Traffic control or something (he was just talking jibberish) at the end of the flight he commented that there was a joke about it but he won't repeat it to us.

jammy_basturd

29,778 posts

218 months

Tuesday 24th March 2009
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So this is that post. A while ago my mate told me about this post on an internet forum that described how an airplane pilot left the PA system on, and then commented that there was a joke that ran along similar lines, but this pilot wouldn't tell the passengers what it was. This was in reply to the joke about an airline pilot who left the PA system on and talked about doing one of the stewardesses and the whole plane heard.

Mobsta

5,614 posts

261 months

Tuesday 24th March 2009
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moleamol said:
R60EST said:
don't know if it's true or not
Wow.
Before you criticise someone on the Internet, you should walk a mile in their shoes. Then when you're safely a mile away, you have their shoes!

It works for one legged cross dressers too, thats how the prince met Cinderella.