The What Would You Do If You Were Invisible? Thread

[mybrainhurts]

I would push bicyclists off as they bicycled through red lights...

Next....

[Glyn84]

If that's all you'd do, clearly you aren't as perverted as some

[mybrainhurts]

I haven't finished yet...

[snowy slopes]

Go to all the big important state functions around the world, and tie everyone's shoelaces together. Or, the usual perverted things involving boobies and the like

[SystemParanoia]

crime




then retire to the ladies changing rooms

[SplatSpeed]

tie up gordon brown

undress him and then put him in leather trousers with the arse cut out, and a gimp mask. Wrap him in a big pink bow and leave him on peter mandesons door step and ring the bell.

i need profesional help

[Tow Vehicle Rqrd]

What WOULDN'T I do, lol!

[mybrainhurts]

SplatSpeed said:

tie up gordon brown

undress him and then put him in leather trousers with the arse cut out, and a gimp mask. Wrap him in a big pink bow and leave him on peter mandesons door step and ring the bell.

i need profesional help

I caught him for you ---> CLICKY BUT NOT SAFE FOR WORK

[paprika]

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

What WOULDN'T I do, lol!

Touch men?

[everGreddy]

Every variation on the "BUS wkER!!!!" theme I could imagine

[GTIR]

mybrainhurts said:

I haven't finished yet...

Eww. Too much information.

How could you see it anyway?

[SplatSpeed]

GTIR said:

mybrainhurts said:

I haven't finished yet...

Eww. Too much information.

How could you see it anyway?

illuminous condoms

[Gargamel]

I tell you what I wouldn't do.

Go bag snatching in foggy weather

[GTIR]

SplatSpeed said:

GTIR said:

mybrainhurts said:

I haven't finished yet...

Eww. Too much information.

How could you see it anyway?

illuminous condoms

True.

When women start posting about weird bright green pulsing objects near them we will just say "Chinese lanterns, of course. Tsk"

[Mobile Chicane]

1. Shamelessly stalk / grope Matt Baker.

2. Presuming everything I touched would also become invisible, shoplifting in Harvey Nichols.

[Herbie58]

An awful lot if evesdropping on lots of people then some tampering with my bank account at the branch.

[cazzer]

I would get caught.
Even though I was invisible they'd locate the giggling.
And possibly the fapping sound

[GTIR]

Mobile Chicane said:

2. Presuming everything I touched would also become invisible, shoplifting in Harvey Nichols.

But then those items would be invisible too.

Not thought this through have you.

[soad]

Choices choices choices.
We're talking invisible for a single day here or full time on?

[Mobile Chicane]

GTIR said:

Mobile Chicane said:

2. Presuming everything I touched would also become invisible, shoplifting in Harvey Nichols.

But then those items would be invisible too.

Not thought this through have you.

To anyone else but me, doh!

Matt Baker would be mine.

Mine...

:rubshandsanddribbleslasciviously: