PH Secret Santa 2014 - The Return Of the Santae

[theguvernor]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY ROUND 4

FAO HORA - Your parcel is in todays first class post & is going to your work address.

FAO goneape - Your package is on the way, should be there with you today!! You can open the outar sack (fnarr), there's a pre-xmas treat & then your real wrapped gifts within, sorry i've been st & not included a card.

[theguvernor]

I hope all you Christmas sts are updating the stickie?

[theguvernor]

Right,

I've been over to the stickie, there's still a lot of 'no' listed.
If there is a double yes, (so you have sent and received), you're not included in the list below.
I'm also, not all that bothered about photo's as what's in the present is what counts, isn't it?

So, if your name is below & you've sent or received, but not updated then please do so, there is only 9 days left untl the 25th when you get to open them & even less if you've still got to post!

CarTimeNow Yes No
AxGizmo No No
FRA53R Yes No
Aprisa Yes No
Pembo No No
Planet Claire No No
The Beaver King Yes No
ChemicalChaos No No
Glade No No No
Bullett No No
Carreauchompeur Yes No
LukeR94 Yes No
Hugo a Gogo Yes No
drivin_me_nuts No No
eltax91 Yes No
shirt No No
littlegreenfairyNo No
missdiane No No
The Moose No No
matttracker Yes No
Lazadude No No
Badgerade No No
Viperz888 No No
Wyvern971 Yes No
cozmcrae No No
Major Fallout No No
OldSpice No No
Geeks No YES No
Mini me Yes No
Pixel-Snapper Yes No
goneape No No
cardiff_exile No No
Plaice No Yes No
TheJimi Yes No No
giblet No No No
hora Yes No No
Dr Interceptor Yes Yes Yes

[theguvernor]

MESSAGE OF THE DAY

FAO PLANET CLAIRE - Finally someone has provided santa with a suitably sized box to put your wrapped gifts in.
I shall be visiting the Royal Elves Workshop within the next hour so that they can get it on the next sleigh!

[theguvernor]

MESSAGE OF THE DAY

FAO THE MOOSE - Posted yesterday, suspect it will arrive tomorrow/day after, the outer box can be opened, though a little time to appreciate the outer box decor would be nice as it took bloody ages.

[theguvernor]

goneape said:

Table updated.

SS has upset the wife because the presents rattle in a very encouraging manner ::, but the lovehearts and slightly effeminate handwriting on the outer packaging have led her to assume my SS is a girlie. I see 3 possibilities

(a) SS is a girlie
(b) SS bats for the other team
(c) SS is a devious prankster intending this outcome, and got his wife to write the address.

I'd bet (c).

Definitele 'B'

[theguvernor]

Top work on keeping the stickie updated, let's have it full of 'Yes' in the first 2 columns by the end of the week!

[theguvernor]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY RD 2

FAO HORA - Your SS would like to know if you've received your gift, as you've been active on the forums since they posted it, yet you've still not said anything on here.

Thanks,

[theguvernor]

theguvernor said:

Definitele 'B'

Your SS would like to add a reply to the above, that it was 'none of the above'!

[theguvernor]

Hugo a Gogo said:

still a lot of "no" on the list

bit optimistic, unless you're all hand delivering them

I think there's a lot of people who just have'nt updated the stickie yet.
If you don't know how to/can't be bothered, post in here & i or morgs will update it.

I want it ideally all 'Yes' before Friday in the first 2 columns!

[theguvernor]

[b]MESSAGES OF THE DAY/b]

FAO THE BEAVER KING - Your SS has had to wait until tomorrow (Thursday) for the gift to be ready. It can then be delivered either Friday Afternoon, or Saturday afternoon, can you please indicate which is more convenient?

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Pembo: Your gift has been posted. When it arrives you can remove the brown paper.
Sorry for one of the presents not being individually wrapped inside, I only realised when I had taped the box up and came to wrap it all for posting

[theguvernor]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY

FAO MINIME Are you going to be in tomorrow to receive your chilli fist?!

[theguvernor]

A decent amount of action in here today! Top work! If any of you haven't dispatched yet, please do so, we want a 100% hit rate this year before xmas!

[theguvernor]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY:

Can you please tell Fraser that his gift has despatched today. He can open the outer layer and the butchered shoebox, the gifts are wrapped and protected inside.

Hopefully Santa has a fast sleigh at the ready but I ticked the box for tracking the reindeer so I will monitor from my end

[theguvernor]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY:

FAO MISS DIANE: Please let Miss Diane know that her parcel was sent today, although think it missed today's post.

[theguvernor]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY:

Could you deliver the following message to Giblet please-
Gifts will be given to Santa's courier elves tomorrow (Thursday) so will be with you on Friday. The outer box can be opened as the gifts inside are individually wrapped.

Merry Christmas!

[theguvernor]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY RD 1

FAO HORA - Your SS is getting worried as you've not said you've received yet (dis-regard this message as i've just logged in & seen yours has arrived)!

Keep updating that stickie!

[theguvernor]

From my calculations, the following:

So currently, going by the stickie, the following people have not sent:

Pembo
Planet Claire
Glade
drivin_me_nuts
little green fairy
Lazadude
Viperz888
cozmcrae
Major_Fallout
Oldspice
Geeks

Similarly, the following people have yet to to receive anything:

Fra53r
Pembo
The Beaver King
Chemicalchaos
Glade
Ki3r
Carreauchompeur
Hugo_a_gogo
drivin_me_nuts
eltax91
littlegreenfairy
missidane
The Moose
Matttracker
Lazadude
Badgerade
Viperz888
Wyvern971
Cozmcrae
Major_Fallout
Oldspice
Mini_me
Pixel-snapper
Cardiff_exile
TheJimi
giblet

Can you please update the above on the sticky!

[theguvernor]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY -

Major Fallout - Your SS posted your present on Saturday (1st class). You should have received it by now, can you confirm whether you have it or not?

Thanks.