Mumsnet

[V100]

andrewrob said:

What the chuff does DP stand for? Apart from the obvious of course.

Dear Partner?

[TVR1]

SD1992 said:

off_again said:

Sorry, but I found this one:

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/relationships/1328328-...

Swear filter will probably screw it up anyway....

and another

Do women not realise that blokes sometimes don't wash certain bits properly after a proper sesh? You know, so you can have a sniff and remember later that day, it's like next day sex fingers....It's a compliment, you silly girl!

[jj333]

andrewrob said:

What the chuff does DP stand for? Apart from the obvious of course.

Knock yourself out:

http://www.mumsnet.com/info/acronyms

[Digger]

hora said:

Are they that lazy with their posts?

Indeed. YY for yes!


WTF! NN for no!!

[V100]

fk me! I thought this place was bad with all the acronyms. I never did find out what BiB or SWT mean.

[jimmyjimjim]

Any site that has an "Am I being unreasonable?" section(*)...nuff said.

• "The answer is obviously no, whatever the question.

[ic0n]

Proof of my theory for some time now that most women have underlying mental issues. Only read three threads and was speechless.

[jimmyjimjim]

I've reached the conclusion that mumsnet is a fascinating insight into the mind(or otherwise) of the other half of the species. I've read a small fraction of 3 threads, and found only one noticably sane reply. It's too depressing to read more.

[escargot]

http://www.mumsnet.com/info/moon



Says. It. All.

[gentlemangreen]

M3333 said:

The Spruce goose said:

Really?

Net worth for 2009 - £75,755

Acording to the data i can get (31/1/2010), they have £194,039 siting in cash. Shareholders funds are £172,432 (same as the current net worth). Cannot see Turnover but it was £95k in 2006 so it must be a fair bit more now.

Not into the millions granted but also not bad for a load of bitter single mums bhing on a bit of the internet?

I wholly agree, Spruce is obviously one of those directors I hear so much about on here who wouldn't roll out of bed for anything less that a cool mil.

[ewenm]

ic0n said:

Proof of my theory for some time now that most women have underlying mental issues. Only read three threads and was speechless.

I think you'll find that "most women" think Mumsnet is a load of mental women too.

[DanB7290]

V100 said:

andrewrob said:

What the chuff does DP stand for? Apart from the obvious of course.

Dear Partner?

and here was me thinking "Donkey Penis"

[Marf]

jj333 said:

andrewrob said:

What the chuff does DP stand for? Apart from the obvious of course.

Knock yourself out:

http://www.mumsnet.com/info/acronyms

DP

darling/dear partner

I am disappoint

[antspants]

DanB7290 said:

and here was me thinking "Donkey Penis"

Punch

[antspants]

off_again said:

Sorry, but I found this one:

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/relationships/1328328-...

Swear filter will probably screw it up anyway....

She should think herself lucky it doesn't smell of poo.
Registration to another forum has never looked so tempting, must resist

[AndrewW-G]

doogz said:

antspants said:

She should think herself lucky it doesn't smell of poo.
Registration to another forum has never looked so tempting, must resist

I haven't wanted to troll a forum so bad since i got booted from The Flat Earth Society.

As one of the idiots (admittedly rather drunken idiot) who posted on there last year and got sin binned for a month on here for posting a one word response on there, I would suggest leaving them alone, for no other reason than PG doesn’t deserve the hassle that would come his way. . . . . . . . . .owning a pair of mustard coloured trousers however is a completely different thing altogether!

[rxtx]

AndrewW-G said:

PG doesnt deserve the hassle that would come his way

I think you must mean DG.

[andrewrob]

"I've just egged and floured OH's car!"
http://www.netmums.com/coffeehouse/general-coffeeh...

[blinkythefish]

andrewrob said:

"I've just egged and floured OH's car!"
http://www.netmums.com/coffeehouse/general-coffeeh...

And she wonders why he prefers to spend the night round at his mates?

[antspants]

andrewrob said:

"I've just egged and floured OH's car!"
http://www.netmums.com/coffeehouse/general-coffeeh...

Well to be fair she does mention her 'illness' in the opening post, but personally I think stoning would be too kind.

Is it any wonder he goes to stay at his mates, if I can find out who he is he can have the spare room at my house, poor bloke.