The 2011 "I hate Christmas, Bah Humbug" thread

The 2011 "I hate Christmas, Bah Humbug" thread

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Negative Creep

25,022 posts

229 months

Thursday 17th November 2011
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My first job was working at Wilkinsons. Nothing wrong with that, except the tannoy that played an infinite loop of FIVE christmas songs that has forever burned into my psyche.


Family lives up country or abroad and since I'm working Xmas Eve and Boxing Day it will just be me and the cat. For some people it sounds unthinkable but to be honest it doesn't bother me that much. Plus the roads are empty so it's the best day of the year for a hoon!

Fun Bus

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17,911 posts

220 months

Monday 21st November 2011
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I see the "I love Christmas" thread has appeared so thought this needed a bump.

omgus

7,305 posts

177 months

Monday 21st November 2011
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Fun Bus said:
I see the "I love Christmas" thread has appeared so thought this needed a bump.
Yes, i was just coming here to say that not only has it appeared again but that the OP is being mean about me having to sell a car.

Come help me ruin his Xmas joy. http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

NoVetec

9,967 posts

175 months

Monday 21st November 2011
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Usually I'd be in the other thread, but this year I'm vehemently in this one.

Bolognese

1,500 posts

226 months

Monday 21st November 2011
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In. I like Christmas eve/day but thats it. Its so commercial and rammed down your neck by people who want your cash and sell the ideal Christmas that its always a let down when it is xmas day.

Humbug etc..

p4cks

6,944 posts

201 months

Monday 21st November 2011
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Any shop playing Christmas music any earlier than the 24th December means I will be turning around and go shopping somewhere else. Like the internet.

IhateChristmas

23,180 posts

232 months

Monday 21st November 2011
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I hate it so much that I changed my user name.

MrMagoo

3,208 posts

164 months

Monday 21st November 2011
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IhateChristmas said:
I hate it so much that I changed my user name.
rofl

Absolutely hate Christmas. Not religious in the slightest, I'm very tempted to go away this Christmas and come back when it's over!


Oakey

27,619 posts

218 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2011
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I don't hate it, it's just that morons insist on putting their Xmas ste up 5-6 weeks before Xmas so when Xmas does actually roll around the entire experience has been diluted and I'm fed up of it.

TameRacingDriver

18,136 posts

274 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2011
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Xmas is great. Barely any presents to buy, so rarely venture into shops, so don't get to hear the ste xmas music. No horrid screaming brats either. So for me Xmas is all about partying and days off work. I'm.going to Amsterdam and getting st faced and then another few weeks and ill be off work for the best part of a fortnight, getting st faced.

It should help take my mind off being made redundant, anyway biggrin

Otispunkmeyer

12,666 posts

157 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2011
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I'm so far in I'm smashing christmas' back teeth out

Dont particularly mind it, but could do with out hearing slade a million times, could do without simon bloody cowfk cowell pimping his music drones for christmas number 1 (I hope someone has a push to get some obscure nonsense to number 1 instead), could do without the cheese and the crummy TV, could do without spending money on presents which 9/10 are useless or will never get used.

Im not that old, a decade ago I would of been quite excited for christmas. Now I would be perfectly happy going home to see my mum n dad, having some decent nosh and then sitting on the sofa with a hand permanently dipped in a tin of quality street.

fk presents. fk shopping for presents (way too stressful).

Bolognese

1,500 posts

226 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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louiebaby said:
I like cycling, but half the fun of getting something new for that is researching, finding the best thing for the job, and getting a good deal on the price somewhere.

I like cars, but I don't want an autobiography from someone to do with cars, or another Top Gear spin off, merchandising, money grabbing piece of st.

It's not that I'm ungrateful, I just wish people would spend their hard earned money on stuff they want for themselves, so I can too.
I completely agree with this. Why does everyone waste their money buying others tat that is not needed all becuase its jeebus's birthday.

shirt

22,716 posts

203 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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Fun Bus said:
What gets me is the money people spend when they don't have it. The OH's brother and his wife are fked financially - started an IVA earlier in the year and recently received a court summons for non-payment of council tax. They treat her (well, their) Dad as a fking bank. He got to £3k of 'loans' this year (so far) and stopped adding up so as not to depress himself - fortunately he's not short of a few quid. The OH's Brother's M-I-L BORROWS - yes, BORROWS money EVERY year to pay for Christmas and then spends the following year paying off the loan before taking out another for the next Christmas.

Despite this. On 3 kids. They've (excluding their M-I-L) so far spent £500 on presents - and haven't finished yet apparently. It fking pisses me right off. I'm very firm with the OH that we never loan them a penny as she has before and has never seen it again. I work hard for me, not to bail out others time and time again.

Soon after my wife left me I fell on hard times. I remember one Christmas where I admitted to people I'm not flush so not spending much - I think my Mum asked me to buy her nothing in fact. It didn't do me any harm.

mad
can't see how all this impacts on you at all tbh.


my xmas is still going perfectly fine. not heard a single xmas song or seen a single xmas advert or chavved up xmas lights. not going home so no need to go present shopping and won't be getting any unwanted gifts.

what i do have is enough booze to sink a ship, so game on!

anonymous-user

56 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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I can tolerate Christmas but I have a few rules
The only Christmas song allowed is Fairytale of New York
The only Christmas film allowed is Die Hard hehe

The only thing I find worse than having Christmas rammed down my throat is the boxing day sales. Seriously who wants to spend boxing day, not with your family, but stampeding through a shopping centre trying to find a bargain on some overpriced tat?

0a

23,907 posts

196 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Christmas carols starting to be played in shops already frown


Adenauer

18,591 posts

238 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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Our neighbours have just put an illuminated Reindeer in their front garden, I noticed it last night when I looked out of the Kitchen window, it's just like this irked




Edited by Adenauer on Wednesday 23 November 10:18

deeen

6,081 posts

247 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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Adenauer said:
Our neighbours have just put an illuminted Reindeer in their front garden, I noticed it last night when I looked out of the Kitchen window, it's just like this irked


Hmm. Do you have a lifesize inflatable doll you could lie under its nose in an "appropriate" position?
Photoshop expert required...

Adenauer

18,591 posts

238 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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deeen said:
Hmm. Do you have a lifesize inflatable doll you could lie under its nose in an "appropriate" position?
Photoshop expert required...
LOL, the funny thing is that whilst I live in Germany, the neighbours that have put this bloody thing in their garden, are Scottish!

0a

23,907 posts

196 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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deeen said:
Adenauer said:
Our neighbours have just put an illuminted Reindeer in their front garden, I noticed it last night when I looked out of the Kitchen window, it's just like this irked


Hmm. Do you have a lifesize inflatable doll you could lie under its nose in an "appropriate" position?
Photoshop expert required...
Or behind it!

omgus

7,305 posts

177 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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0a said:
deeen said:
Adenauer said:
Our neighbours have just put an illuminted Reindeer in their front garden, I noticed it last night when I looked out of the Kitchen window, it's just like this irked


Hmm. Do you have a lifesize inflatable doll you could lie under its nose in an "appropriate" position?
Photoshop expert required...
Or behind it!
This^^^

I know from experience that the kind of person who puts up xmas lights this early really hates it when people play with them.