Hammered sausages.

[rossub]

OP, I think you should go the whole hog and get some motion sensitive CCTV so we can analyse the cause of damage.

Alternatively, for maximum man points, you could just sit up all night and watch...

[The Nur]

rossub said:

OP, I think you should go the whole hog and get some motion sensitive CCTV so we can analyse the cause of damage.

Alternatively, for maximum man points, you could just sit up all night and watch...

I don't think you could hammer a whole pig into a lawn. Bury it, yes.

[gtidriver]

[gtidriver]

That's three a sausage deep hole. Sorry it's not a manicured lawn, I'll fire the gardener and get one that takes better care of our area.

[WinstonWolf]

What if the wildlife doesn't appreciate Tesco value range?

Good work either way

[gtidriver]

Beggars can't be choosers.

[ShampooEfficient]

This is the sort of excellence that PH is made of. Good work sir.

[gtidriver]

Right in between pissing about with drills hammers and sausages I've completed my list of jobs to do, so now I'm bored.

[The Nur]

Find some animals to throw into the garden.

[Council Baby]

Have you considered leaving a BBQ out in case any PHers pop over and don't fancy them raw?

[james_tigerwoods]

Incidentally, what if there aren't many animals to take advantage of this? Can't you "borrow" some of the local pets to test this on?

[madbadger]

Definitely need to be in a bit deeper, so you can't spot your lawn is full of sausage.

Otherwise - good work OP

[Megaflow]

gtidriver said:

Right in between pissing about with drills hammers and sausages I've completed my list of jobs to do, so now I'm bored.

Somebody was offering to be a willing volu... err... victim for the oxo tower and VBRJ experiments earlier!

[HD Adam]

bbc said:

HD Adam said:

Vaud said:

Finally we have some scientific testing of the theory.

Next...

MX5's
335d (mapped)
OXO tower

Put me down for this one

Are you volunteering to receive the VBRJ?

Ganglandboss said:

Done! Louie Spence is on his way to you right now!

Sorry lads. In the big baseball game of life, I'm the pitcher not the catcher

[james_tigerwoods]

Have you got a method/plan for silent/quick sausage delivery?

[gtidriver]

30 seconds tops, stop car, get out, open boot, collect tools, walk to doomed area, set down tools, drill hole, wiggle the drill about a bit, take photo,take out drill,l put in first sausage then hit with hammer, repeat this three times, take pictures, clear up sausage bag and tools, retreat to car put tools back into the boot then drive off,hoping now one saw me.

[madbadger]

Is it a stealth drill?

[captainzep]

jep said:

Try one of these if quiet and stealth is important....downside is it'll only make a 6" deep hole....

I think I've seen one of those in my wife's bedside drawer.

Now I know what it's for.

[gtidriver]

nope but it did just go straight into the ground.took seconds.

[The Nur]

Might I ask, is there a reason a drill was chosen over giving the sausage a good whack? I'm guessing it is down to how cold it is