Liz Hurley turns 50

[Asterix]

soad said:

Having a go on that when she's coked up - oof!

[StuTheGrouch]

Asterix said:

You dirty bunch, my mum looks like Helen Mirren...

Can I have her number?

[Asterix]

StuTheGrouch said:

Asterix said:

You dirty bunch, my mum looks like Helen Mirren...

Can I have her number?

but fatter.

[shakotan]

MikeT66 said:

Jane Seymour is 64! Still gorgeous.

She looks like she has Bell's Palsy in that pic.

[Monkeylegend]

shakotan said:

MikeT66 said:

Jane Seymour is 64! Still gorgeous.

She looks like she has Bell's Palsy in that pic.

Yeah, and Bell would like it back.

[StuTheGrouch]

Asterix said:

StuTheGrouch said:

Asterix said:

You dirty bunch, my mum looks like Helen Mirren...

Can I have her number?

but fatter.

That's not a problem

[Asterix]

StuTheGrouch said:

Asterix said:

StuTheGrouch said:

Asterix said:

You dirty bunch, my mum looks like Helen Mirren...

Can I have her number?

but fatter.

That's not a problem

quite a lot fatter.

[MikeT66]

Back to the contentious subject of Ms Vorderman, taken yesterday I believe...






I'm going to get flamed, but... oh yes....

[Asterix]

You've not noticed that she always wears very tight stuff with the tensile strength of spiders silk?

I bet she looks like this sans kit and makeup...

[Sargeant Orange]

Ginger anyone?

[StuTheGrouch]

Asterix said:

quite a lot fatter.

I get the feeling you're trying to put me off...

[jshell]

Asterix said:

You've not noticed that she always wears very tight stuff with the tensile strength of spiders silk?

I bet she looks like this sans kit and makeup...

At least she makes an effort! The average 50+ Biffer pales in comparison!

[Asterix]

StuTheGrouch said:

Asterix said:

quite a lot fatter.

I get the feeling you're trying to put me off...

I'd stay upwind as well...

[nigelpugh7]

Asterix said:

Having a go on that when she's coked up - oof!

That very picture prompted an almost identical response as I recall in one of the other threads!

Can t be arsed to look now, but it was something like " imagine this coked up to the tits, them some other dodgy reference I can't recall!

I still say - Like a Ginger Stepchild!

[lord trumpton]

Sargeant Orange said:

Ginger anyone?

She's a rug muncher.

[Asterix]

nigelpugh7 said:

Asterix said:

Having a go on that when she's coked up - oof!

That very picture prompted an almost identical response as I recall in one of the other threads!

Can t be arsed to look now, but it was something like " imagine this coked up to the tits, them some other dodgy reference I can't recall!

I still say - Like a Ginger Stepchild!

Nggggggggggggng.

[Six Fiend]

lord trumpton said:

Sargeant Orange said:

Ginger anyone?

She's a rug muncher.

Married with kids...

[MarshPhantom]

Viv Albertine (former Slits guitarist) - 60.

[Asterix]

Six Fiend said:

lord trumpton said:

Sargeant Orange said:

Ginger anyone?

She's a rug muncher.

Married with kids...

Was she in that? I forget.

[Leafspring]

Asterix said:

Six Fiend said:

lord trumpton said:

Sargeant Orange said:

Ginger anyone?

She's a rug muncher.

Married with kids...

Was she in that? I forget.

No that was Katey Sagal