Things your kids will never do

Things your kids will never do

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Electronicpants

2,664 posts

190 months

Tuesday 29th September 2015
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Bluedot said:
blindswelledrat said:
Have to take a phone call from their girlfriend and remain 6 feet from the point in the wall where the wire goes in, in full earshot of the rest of the family.
laugh
"....Well go on, say it then"

"Say what?"

"You know what"

"ermmm, cough..mumble, mumble....ve you"

Cue brother or sister shouting OOOOOHHHHHHH HE LOVES HER, MUM, MUM!!!!

Dead arms and chasing around the house.

Janluke

2,606 posts

160 months

Tuesday 29th September 2015
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Use a telephone dial. I tried to explain this to my godson the other day and he couldn't grasp it

Kermit power

28,826 posts

215 months

Tuesday 29th September 2015
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Janluke said:
Use a telephone dial. I tried to explain this to my godson the other day and he couldn't grasp it
I did that with my kids in the summer. They understood that it was a phone, but the dial had them completely confused. They could also figure out what a 7" single was, although they assumed it contained video rather than just music and thought it hilarious that it only had one track on each side, but the humble C90 cassette had them utterly flummoxed. They just had no idea what it was!

GetCarter

29,439 posts

281 months

Tuesday 29th September 2015
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stuartmmcfc said:
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Einion Yrth said:
GetCarter said:
£2?… it were half a crown in my day! .. and a tanner for the programme at White Hart Lane.

Luxury. (etc).
Just a cheaper form of purgatory.
rofl
Tell me about it!

HTP99

22,724 posts

142 months

Tuesday 29th September 2015
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Write a cheque.

essayer

9,120 posts

196 months

Tuesday 29th September 2015
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Tune in a TV.

jet_noise

5,679 posts

184 months

Tuesday 29th September 2015
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Do mental arithmetic. Especially x or / 12.
Pay for stuff with £sd or measure stuff in feet,

regards,
Jet

Pony

917 posts

222 months

Tuesday 29th September 2015
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sticking 3 or 5 smalls together to make a decent size rizla

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

263 months

Tuesday 29th September 2015
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Adjust the vertical hold.

Calculate the change required by subtracting six and seven from seven and six.


stuartmmcfc

8,672 posts

194 months

Tuesday 29th September 2015
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Dr Jekyll said:
Calculate the change required by subtracting six and seven from seven and six.
I couldn't do that and I'm nearly 50!

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

246 months

Tuesday 29th September 2015
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stuartmmcfc said:
Dr Jekyll said:
Calculate the change required by subtracting six and seven from seven and six.
I couldn't do that and I'm nearly 50!
11d

child.

HTP99

22,724 posts

142 months

Tuesday 29th September 2015
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Use a scart lead.

ben5575

6,353 posts

223 months

Tuesday 29th September 2015
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Get out the old photo album to humiliate their child in front of their new partner.

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

246 months

Tuesday 29th September 2015
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ben5575 said:
Get out the old photo album to humiliate their child in front of their new partner.
They don't need to; it's all over arsebook.

ben5575

6,353 posts

223 months

Tuesday 29th September 2015
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Einion Yrth said:
They don't need to; it's all over arsebook.
That'll be why it's a thing that they'll never do... whistle

stuartmmcfc

8,672 posts

194 months

Tuesday 29th September 2015
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He's an old man, you can't expect him to still remember the point of the thread smile
ben5575 said:
Einion Yrth said:
They don't need to; it's all over arsebook.
That'll be why it's a thing that they'll never do... whistle

Rickyy

6,618 posts

221 months

Tuesday 29th September 2015
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essayer said:
Tune in a TV.
That's a good one! Trying to tune in the TV for the Mega Drive!

That's another one, blowing on games cartdridges to make them work and using a games controller with a wire.

Unlock a car door with a key, rather than the remote.

Reach behind the front seats of a car, to unlock the rear doors.

steveo3002

10,562 posts

176 months

Tuesday 29th September 2015
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setting a vhs recorder

renting a vhs tape from the shop

MrHorsepower

2,438 posts

140 months

Tuesday 29th September 2015
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Thankyou4calling said:
I was with my brother at the weekend, reminiscing, as you do.

And we talked about how we used to go to the record shop (Our price) on a Saturday and buy a 7 inch single. If the shop didn't have it Woolworths was the next option.

The pleasure we derived from that and taking it home to put on the record player and listen to it non stop all afternoon.

Kids now will never do that!

What else will the youth of today never enjoy or dread?
Don't be so sure. I'm 17 and very pleased to have an expanding collection of vinyl, currently standing at approx 35 LPs and 25 45s. It's fortunate that there's a record shop within walking distance.

What I'm worried about is the future of the print industry. I try not to buy records too frequently because I don't have a proper job yet, but every month, without fail, I will leave school to get to Smith's and pick up my copy of Custom Car on the day of its release. I always get very excited about that. Sadly, with everything going digital, the children of the future may not have that pleasure.

SystemParanoia

14,343 posts

200 months

Tuesday 29th September 2015
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Janluke said:
Use a telephone dial. I tried to explain this to my godson the other day and he couldn't grasp it
Kids react to rotary phones

https://youtu.be/XkuirEweZvM