*RAGE*

[rupert the dog]

Only one thing to say: WOW!

[nbetts]

Now that is one of the best rants I have ever read - and I have read a few.

Top Marks + a House Point.

[Dr G]

10/10, bar raised for everyone else.

Now shake off all the dogs humping your leg and tell us how bloody satisfying that punch was!!!

[Schmeeky]

Chilli said:

I would like to ask for Harry's rant to be included in the "PH Legendary Threads" post that is currently doing the rounds.

Seconded..

and edited 'cos I'm crap at quoting...

Edited by Schmeeky on Thursday 20th September 13:54

[shadowninja]

Bing o said:

?

I think as part of the application to be a PH member, you have to proofread a paragraph of text copied from The Telegraph or The Times with spelling mistakes purposely added.

[Lord Benjo]

HF

I salute your eloquence

LB

[blindswelledrat]

jagdpanther said:

LGF is a friend

err.. oh.... sorry

Edited by blindswelledrat on Thursday 20th September 14:02

[Short Grain]

Lurker Alert!!
Have been lurking for a while! Top Site!
Mr Flashman, I sincerely hope you didn't hurt/damage your knuckles or cycle helmet whilst demonstrating to said 'Scrote' the correct mode of interaction with these 'Lower Orders'
If you manage to appropriate a Kaleshnikof (sp?) please post contact details here so the rest of us can join you in 'garbage disposal'

ps. You get my vote for PM! (also God / Ruler of the Galaxy - Ming The Merciless style etc. etc)

[NickFRP]

Short Grain said:

Lurker Alert!!
Have been lurking for a while! Top Site!
Mr Flashman, I sincerely hope you didn't hurt/damage your knuckles or cycle helmet whilst demonstrating to said 'Scrote' the correct mode of interaction with these 'Lower Orders'
If you manage to appropriate a Kaleshnikof (sp?) please post contact details here so the rest of us can join you in 'garbage disposal'

ps. You get my vote for PM! (also God / Ruler of the Galaxy - Ming The Merciless style etc. etc)

Welcome

[SplatSpeed]

Bing o said:

SplatSpeed said:

3 you were in no persiton to run away

?

position

dyslexia rule KO

Edited by SplatSpeed on Thursday 20th September 14:39

[jatinder]

Not into rating rants, bit pointless really. but pretty much everything you said I rang true. I wouldn't have gone to the police, more bother than its worth. Glad you punched one of them. Remeber in a few years they will be either dead from to much intake of pikey food from Iceland or beaten the crap out of by someone else. Hopefully

[Davi]

superb. Brightened up my day no end, picturing that scrote hit the decks

In a way it's one of those cases that you almost want the police to try and take further - sooner or later the backlash has to happen, just needs a few catalysts, of which this type of thing is perfectly suited for.

[pistonbroke PHd]

Short Grain said:

Lurker Alert!!
Have been lurking for a while!

Sorry mate, you can't hold a candle to woodie (44 months, first post yesterday when I last looked)

RSVP

[Short Grain]

NickFRP said:

Short Grain said:

Lurker Alert!!
Have been lurking for a while! Top Site!
Mr Flashman, I sincerely hope you didn't hurt/damage your knuckles or cycle helmet whilst demonstrating to said 'Scrote' the correct mode of interaction with these 'Lower Orders'
If you manage to appropriate a Kaleshnikof (sp?) please post contact details here so the rest of us can join you in 'garbage disposal'

ps. You get my vote for PM! (also God / Ruler of the Galaxy - Ming The Merciless style etc. etc)

Welcome

Thank You

[jonny_c]

Sorry!- thought i'd jump on the lurker bandwagon!

Yeah- First Class, A*, with distiction Rant

Always a good story from HF

[pistonbroke PHd]

If Harry can't be King, or Prime Minister, could he at least become a moderator? Or Chelsea Manager?

[Harry Flashman]

pistonbroke PHd said:

If Harry can't be King, or Prime Minister, could he at least become a moderator?

This would be a very bad idea, for a wealth of reasons.

[Short Grain]

pistonbroke PHd said:

Short Grain said:

Lurker Alert!!
Have been lurking for a while!

Sorry mate, you can't hold a candle to woodie (44 months, first post yesterday when I last looked)

RSVP

OK - Amateur Lurker Status?

[Harry Flashman]

I have to say chaps, over a (slightly) liquid lunch, we came up with a solution to the general state of disrepair enveloping our Albion.

Problem is, I can’t really remember what it was. I know it involved heavy weapons, though.

[whitney44]

I dont say too much on these forums (but read a lot!), however that was a stunning rant. Keep it up!!