The Jacko Joke thread

[cramman]

Michael Jackson has died aged 50.

In the spirit of recycling, he will melted down into plastic party cups, so kids can still get their lips around his rim.

[Matt172]

cramman said:

Michael Jackson has died aged 50.

In the spirit of recycling, he will melted down into plastic party cups, so kids can still get their lips around his rim.

only 3 hours late with that one

[skylinecrazy]

Steve Evil said:

B3ta already have a challenge going:

http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/michaeljackson/popul...

Some of them are plain wrong.

[v15ben]

Mexico. said:

You know I'm DEAD! I'm DEAD! You know it! You know it! You know! You know! You know! Shamon! And the whole world has to answer right now, so I'll tell you once again who's DEAD!

I do hope i get a refund

Cheers

The moose

Cheers
Sha Moose

[zr1 368]

Michael jackson wants to be cremated and his ashes put in etch a sketch games so kid's can still play with him.

[Alex]

zr1 368 said:

Michael jackson wants to be cremated and his ashes put in etch a sketch games so kid's can still play with him.

...so kids' can still play WITH HIS KNOB!

If you are going to re-post a joke, at least keep the funny bit!

[evenflow]

MJ died of a heart attack today when he discovered that £2000 for a ten year old was actually the government’s car scrapping scheme

[Davi]

[skylinecrazy]

evenflow said:

MJ died of a heart attack today when he discovered that £2000 for a ten year old was actually the government’s car scrapping scheme

[Sf_Manta]

From a Text message i got from a friend:

Michael Jackson Passed away this morning from a massive heart attack. Authorities have released a statement saying they will melt his body down and make him into lego so kids can play with him for a change.

[muffinmenace]

Comeback tour announced

[SimonV8ster]

Police say Michael Jackson's death could be suspicious. They're currently looking for a Smooth Criminal, he could be Black or White, but he definitely Dangerous. They've got fingerprints Off The Wall, and say there was a Man In The Mirror, so he has Got To Be There. They would like Ben and Billie Jean to come forward but they don't Wanna Be Starting Something. Police say they Don't Stop Til they Get Enough as they found enough Blood On The Dance Floor. It's going to be a tough case but they will Beat It. Police say its a real Thriller.

[Mc lovin]

prob a pea roast

Newsflash "Gary Glitter makes world record bid on ebay for jacksons Computer"

[D14 AYS]

What a coincidence,Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson dying on the same day, One played with Majors and the other with minors!

[davido140]

skylinecrazy said:

Steve Evil said:

B3ta already have a challenge going:

http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/michaeljackson/popul...

Some of them are plain wrong.

There goes my lunch break..


This had me in fits..

[Benten]

Possibly a repost

Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack. Turns out heart disease comes from his protestant father’s side of the family. It’s known as the ‘Billy Gene’

[Matt_N]

D14 AYS said:

What a coincidence, that this joke has been posted on this thread a couple of times already!

EFA.

[Castrolcraig]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

i posted that a while back.

[oggs]

What do West Ham United and Michael Jackson have in common??
West Ham will still be blowing bubbles
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[Castrolcraig]

I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson