Things that annoy you beyond reason...?

[JonRB]

Steamer said:

Yes! Why? How do you take a piss? By lifting your skirt up?

I think the point being made is that men unzip their fly whilst little boys pull their trousers and underpants right down.

[Benten]

Was going to start my own topic but I took my phone to get fixed. Iphone down to 02 and guess what my £7.50 a month is not enough to fix the thing.

It was not accidental damage (they can tell by looking at it).

Send my mum down the next day and guess what it was accidentall damage we will fix your phone right away! Im 19 by the way.

Cs

[Justayellowbadge]

JonRB said:

Steamer said:

Yes! Why? How do you take a piss? By lifting your skirt up?

I think the point being made is that men unzip their fly whilst little boys pull their trousers and underpants right down.

Had a chap in his 30s do that in the pub loo a couple of urinals down a few nights ago.

Bloody odd.

[monthefish]

toasty said:

People who let the phone ring constantly.

FFS Do I really have to walk all the way over the other side of the office to answer the phone right next to you that's been ringing constantly for 10 minutes?

Apparently so.

or people who wait for the phone to do 2 full rings before they pick it up...

JUST ANSWER THE bd THING!!

[Plotloss]

Justayellowbadge said:

JonRB said:

Steamer said:

Yes! Why? How do you take a piss? By lifting your skirt up?

I think the point being made is that men unzip their fly whilst little boys pull their trousers and underpants right down.

Had a chap in his 30s do that in the pub loo a couple of urinals down a few nights ago.

Bloody odd.

Membury Services some years ago.

Having a quiet slash.

All of a sudden the contents of a Sunshine Variety Coach walked in, about 30 of them.

One standing at the urinals, trousers and pants around his ankles, one standing in the urinal, one banging his head against the hand drier etc etc.

Its remarkably difficult to pee and keep a straight face.

[Justayellowbadge]

In this case, other than a Chelsea shirt, there was nothing to suggest he was touched.

[Neil_H]

Plotloss said:

Justayellowbadge said:

JonRB said:

Steamer said:

Yes! Why? How do you take a piss? By lifting your skirt up?

I think the point being made is that men unzip their fly whilst little boys pull their trousers and underpants right down.

Had a chap in his 30s do that in the pub loo a couple of urinals down a few nights ago.

Bloody odd.

Membury Services some years ago.

Having a quiet slash.

All of a sudden the contents of a Sunshine Variety Coach walked in, about 30 of them.

One standing at the urinals, trousers and pants around his ankles, one standing in the urinal, one banging his head against the hand drier etc etc.

Its remarkably difficult to pee and keep a straight face.

At a previous place I worked, I entered the gents on the trading floor to find one of the senior credit derivative sales guys standing at the urinals with trousers and those big, white, really old fashioned underpants around his ankles. It was a real effort to stifle my sniggering while having a piss.

[Kermit power]

AstonV12 said:

Taking a leek at someone's house and the toilet seat won't stay up.

You shouldn't have been stealing their vegetables in the first place, so it serves you right.

[Kermit power]

I get annoyed by people who clog up threads like this complaining about anything that happens to them inside a supermarket, rather than just using Ocado or similar.

[TehMonkey]

Chavs

and customers, you're all sts.

Edited by TehMonkey on Monday 17th August 17:25

[Killer2005]

People in works canteen who get 153 million tea's and coffee's for people in their office then get to the till and then decided to count all their change

People who at Cash machines decide to get a balance statement, then cash, another balance statement on one card, then do the same on another card

Impolite people

People who won't pull their own weight at work. I'm doing 200 or so hours a month (contracted to about 140 or so) it wouldnt be so hard to do a 5 minute query for someone else would it you lazy fkwit

Bad driving

[Vron]

Xenocide said:

parakitaMol. said:

Bono.

Football and everything connected with it.

People who park at the air/water machine to go and do their shopping in the petrol station. Only less annoying than people who just leave it at the pumps and fk off for 20 minutes.

People who park in the bay / entrance to the carwash thereby reserving their 'position' then go into the kiosk and buy their ticket / voucher.

People who are buying shopping for other people and insist on completing seperate transactions on the conveyor belt so they get a seperate receipt instead of putting all the shopping on one bill and sorting it out at home.


Bayby on Board or Little Princess etc in back windscreens annoy me intensley.

Edited by Vron on Monday 17th August 17:57

[samdale]

both the 118 guys need a good hiding with a 5 iron.

[AstonV12]

When commuting:

• People who slouch on train seats. They are usually about 5'5. There's fk all leg room, just sit up it the seat, it's not a fking high-chair.

• People who insist putting their feet on the seats at 17.30 pm when people who have paid a small fortune to commute need to use it.

• The underground. Let me off the fking train first before piling on

• People who pull those tiny looking suitcases on wheels in crowded areas, and seem it have little control of it. Just carry it for a few minutes until it's less crowded eh?

Edited by AstonV12 on Monday 17th August 18:20

[AstonV12]

Neil_H said:

Plotloss said:

Justayellowbadge said:

JonRB said:

Steamer said:

Yes! Why? How do you take a piss? By lifting your skirt up?

I think the point being made is that men unzip their fly whilst little boys pull their trousers and underpants right down.

Had a chap in his 30s do that in the pub loo a couple of urinals down a few nights ago.

Bloody odd.

Membury Services some years ago.

Having a quiet slash.

All of a sudden the contents of a Sunshine Variety Coach walked in, about 30 of them.

One standing at the urinals, trousers and pants around his ankles, one standing in the urinal, one banging his head against the hand drier etc etc.

Its remarkably difficult to pee and keep a straight face.

At a previous place I worked, I entered the gents on the trading floor to find one of the senior credit derivative sales guys standing at the urinals with trousers and those big, white, really old fashioned underpants around his ankles. It was a real effort to stifle my sniggering while having a piss.

[Poledriver]

parakitaMol. said:

Bono.
Football and everything connected with it.

How the hell did I not put those 2 down originally?

Good Call

[Pigeon]

Steamer said:

AstonV12 said:

Taking a leek at someone's house and the toilet seat won't stay up.

YES!! There should be some kind of standard / law against seats that don't stay up on their own.

There is, more or less. The reason it happens is that the plumber who installed the bog is a mongoloid fkwit who has installed the pan too close to the wall so the seat can't tip back far enough to be stable in a raised position. The owners of the house would be perfectly within their rights to call him back in and insist that he fixes the job he's fked up, free of charge, because he didn't do the job properly in the first place. This might also help teach the dozy to do it properly next time. Unfortunately the house owners tend to be just as mongoloidally fkwitted as the plumbers and don't do this.

[i remember]

I really dont like it when in a queue people are so close behind you they have literally mounted you. It gets quite annoying as they could have their space as its not exactly busy but no they have to be about an inch behind you and prodding you with whatever they have in their hand.

Iv'e now just got bored with it and purposely swing round and tt them " by mistake"

[AstonV12]

Heathrow:

• the way they have made it impossible to pick up/drop off family/friends

• the sheer amount of fking buses that circulate the airport

• apart from T5 it is effectively a dump

• Bloody Piccadilly line

[AstonV12]

i remember said:

I really dont like it when in a queue people are so close behind you they have literally mounted you. It gets quite annoying as they could have their space as its not exactly busy but no they have to be about an inch behind you and prodding you with whatever they have in their hand.

Iv'e now just got bored with it and purposely swing round and tt them " by mistake"

Some people don't understand the concept of person space