I have never.........

I have never.........

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Adam B

27,392 posts

256 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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hmmm

ketamine, heroin, crack, gay sex, 3some with another bloke and girl

and have no intention to do any other them before I die, well maybe heroin on my deathbed smile

ETA - 39

Edited by Adam B on Wednesday 31st March 18:25

Cock Womble

29,908 posts

232 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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Mobsta said:
Cock Womble said:
CaptainSlow said:
Kissed a corpse
I have.
Tongues?
With my Nan? You sick fk, we didn't even do that when she was alive.

Well, only on Birthdays and Christmas.

Skylinecrazy

13,986 posts

196 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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Adam B said:
hmmm

ketamine, heroin, crack, gay sex, 3some with another bloke and girl

and have no intention to do any other them before I die, well maybe heroin on my deathbed smile
Why not do them all at the same time?


Pigeon

18,535 posts

248 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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Never been on an airliner... have been in a four-seater, once, but that's my entire experience of artificially-powered aviation.

Never had a passport in adult life (did when I was a kid but only because my dad got it for me).

Never watched any of the Star Wars movies (I saw a bit of one of them once on someone else's telly, but that's it).

Never drunk beer (intentionally, that is. I did once accidentally pick up someone's pint that was next to my pint of cider and swallowed half of it before I noticed it didn't taste right.)

Never had a broken bone.

Never driven an LHD car.

Pesty

42,655 posts

258 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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Adam B said:
hmmm

, 3some with another bloke and girlsmile
Does that mean you have had a 3some with two women?

gilla

19,741 posts

192 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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Is it that unusual to have a threesome? Christ, one of my mates, some bird and another mates dad all got at it together after the pub - now that was pushing acceptable/normal...bloody funny when it was openly discussed in the boozer the next evening biggrin

(adds to list of things not done yet)




Cock Womble

29,908 posts

232 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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I've never seen any of the "Harry Potter" or "Lord Of The Rings" films.

I've never met my biological Father.

I've never been in a Turf Accountant's premises.

I've never played poker.

I've never shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

I've never been to me.


beefbeef

680 posts

199 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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Dupont666 said:
Cupid Stunt said:
I'm 24, a few things off my bucket list that will be easy enough to tick off:

Had Ket and a joint
Been arrested
Given blood
Done a load of washing
Learned how to iron properly
Ok the bottom 2 are just an embarrassment, at the age of 24 and you cant even do that??

Does mummy still cook and chop up your meat for you too?
Thats shocking... I moved out when I was 18 having done this for myself for the previous 5 or 6 years. I'm 20 now.

Never been on a plane for more than 4 hours. Would love to go to the USA or Australia.

Edited by beefbeef on Wednesday 31st March 17:04

Adam B

27,392 posts

256 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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Skylinecrazy said:
Adam B said:
hmmm

ketamine, heroin, crack, gay sex, 3some with another bloke and girl

and have no intention to do any other them before I die, well maybe heroin on my deathbed smile
Why not do them all at the same time?
good point - that would be going out with style and a smile!!

Adam B

27,392 posts

256 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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Pesty said:
Adam B said:
hmmm

, 3some with another bloke and girlsmile
Does that mean you have had a 3some with two women?
biggrin and managed to tick the Swedish box at same time







which was nice

Arese

21,020 posts

189 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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Adam B said:
Pesty said:
Adam B said:
hmmm

, 3some with another bloke and girlsmile
Does that mean you have had a 3some with two women?
biggrin and managed to tick the Swedish box at same time
You did it in Ikea? High five!

Finlandia

7,803 posts

233 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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Adam B said:
Pesty said:
Adam B said:
hmmm

, 3some with another bloke and girlsmile
Does that mean you have had a 3some with two women?
biggrin and managed to tick the Swedish box at same time







which was nice
Swedish twins? Great! hehe


JonRB

74,891 posts

274 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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I have never met a nice South African

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeDk6ZeGNnU

Stu R

21,410 posts

217 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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27

Never:

- milked a bull
- punched a badger in the face
- met gary busey
- drank egg nog from a supermodels naval.
- been dynamite fishing
- thought about doing any of the above

petrolveins

1,780 posts

175 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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17

never broken any bones.
never have and never will watch an episode of Friends.
never had a british passport
never done any illegal drugs
never been drunk
never been to scotland
never been camping
never adhered to a motor way speed limit laugh
never actually tried by best in an exam
never purchased a pair of socks

never thought about the things I've never done...

Adam B

27,392 posts

256 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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Finlandia said:
Swedish twins? Great! hehe
ooo... twins would have been a triple word score

what is the picture? confused

Finlandia

7,803 posts

233 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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Adam B said:
Finlandia said:
Swedish twins? Great! hehe
ooo... twins would have been a triple word score

what is the picture? confused
Swedish twins
wink

Adam B

27,392 posts

256 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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Finlandia said:
good grief - nut jobs!

Pints

18,444 posts

196 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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JonRB said:
I have never met a nice South African

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeDk6ZeGNnU
wavey

Oh... a nice South African. Nevermind then...


getmecoat

khevolution

1,592 posts

197 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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21.

Never been abroad
Never Broken a Bone
Never eaten a Brussel sprout
Never had a nose Bleed
Never Driven an Automatic Car