The return of 'Fat chicken kid'.

[gifdy]

pits said:

Now perhaps the people around me may not have liked the fact that I had laughed, quite loudly whilst the creature was crying on the floor, her mother appeared and in her expert opinion declared the shelf dangerous that her unsupervised child had run into, the laughter stopped, the mist took over.

"How is that shelf dangerous exactly? Just because you can't keep that thing on a leash and it runs into something doesn't make it dangerous, it just means you have failed as a parent for not supervising your child, what do you suggest, we ban shelves and stack food on the floor? Or perhaps we bring in an IQ test before you are allowed to conceive then this would not have happened, because if you are dumb enough to think the shelf is at fault for your child running face first into it, then not even Jesus can help you."


Walked off, God I hate people, and I only laughed because it was funny and the child took the impact to the forehead, final nail in the coffin for Asda though, no Nesquik cereal, maddening.

Why put it in quotes ? You never said that.



No, you didn't.

[Muzzer]

southendpier said:

LukeBird said:

Original Poster said:

You actually called a child a "fking bellend"?

That is superb!!

+1 Superb!

:rof
l+:

seriously you all need to get a grip. the kid is not the problem. if you cannot see this then you need to think a lot harder.

if someone swore at your child what would you think?

"Perhaps I'd better teach my kids some manners and discipline so that when I take him to social functions he doesn't behave like a gluttonous little fk"

That's what I'd think.

[Neil H]

[southendpier]

Cara van Man said:

southendpier said:

LukeBird said:

Original Poster said:

You actually called a child a "fking bellend"?

That is superb!!

+1 Superb!

:rof
l+:

seriously you all need to get a grip. the kid is not the problem. if you cannot see this then you need to think a lot harder.

if someone swore at your child what would you think?

Edited by southendpier on Thursday 5th August 00:34

you seem to be very hung up on this.

If you read my post properly, you'll notice I 'mouthed the words' at him rather than bellow it in his face from inches away. I doubt he was intelligent enough to be able to lip read.

I merely made my post for amusement and to relate my amusing encounter with the little fat, wobbly legged spaz. You seem intent on turning the thread into a "anyone who says boo to a child is a serial abuser" thread.

That is all.

i am not trying to do that. your op was funny, read again, I did not say you swore at the kid, i'm sure you wouldnt. It was a question trying get a bit of banter and discussion going. It does seem to be getting a bit hot in here but i have my views and i don't see why i should not defend them in front of the Lounge Mob inc.

For the record both my parents hit me regularly. I do have kids and would never lay a finger on them. They are good kids who Excel in their age groups and i love them to bits. All kids can and will play up and the path of parenthood is never straight. Some of the non parents on here should consider that.

It was interesting to hear others views. Cheers

Shall we go back to discussing which fantasy person we'd 'do'?

[Cara van Man]

Cool

You just seemed to be taking it very seriously.

Edited by Cara van Man on Thursday 5th August 11:07

[southendpier]

Famous Graham said:

You've just surpassed james_tigerwoods in the "most idiotic post" stakes.

Unfortunately, we could laugh at his one.

Such a contribution, thanks.

I'm sure there must be one or two gems in your 19000 odd posts that could challenge it .

[pits]

gifdy said:

pits said:

Now perhaps the people around me may not have liked the fact that I had laughed, quite loudly whilst the creature was crying on the floor, her mother appeared and in her expert opinion declared the shelf dangerous that her unsupervised child had run into, the laughter stopped, the mist took over.

"How is that shelf dangerous exactly? Just because you can't keep that thing on a leash and it runs into something doesn't make it dangerous, it just means you have failed as a parent for not supervising your child, what do you suggest, we ban shelves and stack food on the floor? Or perhaps we bring in an IQ test before you are allowed to conceive then this would not have happened, because if you are dumb enough to think the shelf is at fault for your child running face first into it, then not even Jesus can help you."


Walked off, God I hate people, and I only laughed because it was funny and the child took the impact to the forehead, final nail in the coffin for Asda though, no Nesquik cereal, maddening.

Why put it in quotes ? You never said that.



No, you didn't.

Hah, you haven't met me, not afraid to speak my mind, for example I called some guy a bender and his misses a pig the other day after he was whistling at me for my long hair, I am a massive ahole, one day I am going to get myself into a lot of trouble though.

Working in council houses for the past god knows how many years, I have just about had enough of the mouth breathers, and their spawn.

[Cara van Man]

*****UPDATE****



I've just had Mrs CVM on the phone telling me how the mother of FCK has said to her "Weren't there some horrible children at the BBQ?"

Holy mother of titty-fking-christ. Unbelievable.

Maybe she needs to take a look at her own spawn of Satan before commenting on other peoples kids.

When we go out, we place a premium on making sure our kids manners are spot on.

[Soovy]

Cara van Man said:

*****UPDATE****



I've just had Mrs CVM on the phone telling me how the mother of FCK has said to her "Weren't there some horrible children at the BBQ?"

Holy mother of titty-fking-christ. Unbelievable.

Maybe she needs to take a look at her own spawn of Satan before commenting on other peoples kids.

When we go out, we place a premium on making sure our kids manners are spot on.

Igonrant c nt.

[footnote]
not you, CVM!
[/footnote]

[okgo]

"mouthed fking bellend to him"

Simply the best thing I've read on here for months, laughing out loud.

[rich1231]

southendpier said:

Cara van Man said:

southendpier said:

LukeBird said:

Original Poster said:

You actually called a child a "fking bellend"?

That is superb!!

+1 Superb!

:rof
l+:

seriously you all need to get a grip. the kid is not the problem. if you cannot see this then you need to think a lot harder.

if someone swore at your child what would you think?

Edited by southendpier on Thursday 5th August 00:34

you seem to be very hung up on this.

If you read my post properly, you'll notice I 'mouthed the words' at him rather than bellow it in his face from inches away. I doubt he was intelligent enough to be able to lip read.

I merely made my post for amusement and to relate my amusing encounter with the little fat, wobbly legged spaz. You seem intent on turning the thread into a "anyone who says boo to a child is a serial abuser" thread.

That is all.

i am not trying to do that. your op was funny, read again, I did not say you swore at the kid, i'm sure you wouldnt. It was a question trying get a bit of banter and discussion going. It does seem to be getting a bit hot in here but i have my views and i don't see why i should not defend them in front of the Lounge Mob inc.

For the record both my parents hit me regularly. I do have kids and would never lay a finger on them. They are good kids who Excel in their age groups and i love them to bits. All kids can and will play up and the path of parenthood is never straight. Some of the non parents on here should consider that.

It was interesting to hear others views. Cheers

Shall we go back to discussing which fantasy person we'd 'do'?

Your kids enjoy spreadsheets when socialising?

Wow not meaning to be critical but way to go No 1 Gay Dad.

[Famous Graham]

southendpier said:

Famous Graham said:

You've just surpassed james_tigerwoods in the "most idiotic post" stakes.

Unfortunately, we could laugh at his one.

Such a contribution, thanks.

I'm sure there must be one or two gems in your 19000 odd posts that could challenge it .

Possibly (although I fail to see the relevance of my post count), but I'm still somewhat astonished that you can't differentiate between smacking a child that's misbehaving and clouting an adult for making a mistake. The two aren't even remotely comparable.

Edited by Famous Graham on Thursday 5th August 11:35

[Magog]

Cara van Man said:

I've just had Mrs CVM on the phone telling me how the mother of FCK has said to her "Weren't there some horrible children at the BBQ?"

I think she might be referring to you.

[Ricky_M]

9/10 CVM

Its nice to know that I'm not the only fully grown adult that gets furiously wound up by spoilt, whining little sts and their parents.

FCK actually reminds me of a child/hippo I encountered at a child's birthday party. The fking bully barged his way to the front of the queue several times devouring as much as he could, then spent 10 minutes licking every last drop of ice cream from his bowl, I was actually shocked when the greedy fat put the bowl in the bin, I thought he was going eat that aswell!

[Jerwatt]

Cara van Man said:

*****UPDATE****



I've just had Mrs CVM on the phone telling me how the mother of FCK has said to her "Weren't there some horrible children at the BBQ?"

Holy mother of titty-fking-christ. Unbelievable.

Maybe she needs to take a look at her own spawn of Satan before commenting on other peoples kids.

When we go out, we place a premium on making sure our kids manners are spot on.

Mrs CVM should have replied "Yes there was, particularly that stupid fat selfish pig that went in a mood to the car... oh wait, was that your kid... sorry!"

[WorAl]

CVM does your better half also notice this childs behaviour BTW?

[KrazyIvan]

At the end of the day you should never ever under any circumstances raise your hand to a child.............as it leaves your midriff dangerously unprotected

[zakelwe]

I was in the Mcdonalds drive through once and behind a large 4x4 full of fat mother in front with fat daughter and fat 10-12 year old boy in the back seat who leaned out the window and stuck his tongue out at me for some reason.

Mother started ordering and it seemed to take for ages, she handed over a £20 and £10, jeez. Then she went forward and stopped .. eh? The boy in the back seat wanted to order his .. he handed over a £10 too and got back about 5p in change. I couldn't believe my eyes.

When they got served I have never seen so many brown food bags being loaded into a car. Must have been about 30 items in those bags. The suspension seemed to settle lower as it happened.

They then started to eat it all as they drove away.

Those sort of people ought to be made to drive around in the old Fiat 500, that would slim them down a bit, but no, thanks to large 4x4's they can become human blimps.

Andy

[southendpier]

rich1231 said:

Your kids enjoy spreadsheets when socialising?

Wow not meaning to be critical but way to go No 1 Gay Dad.

Yep thats a bad one Touch screen predictive typing and a wobbly train journey.

Rich you always seem so angry what's the problem?

Since you think i am a gay dad I wonder could you explain why me not hitting children makes me gay.

[carreauchompeur]

Cara van Man said:

He then stayed there for the next hour (10/10 for persistance) until upon my departure I gave him a cheery wave and mouthed the words "fking bellend" at him.

A definite 9.5/10 from me too.