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Silent1

19,761 posts

237 months

Thursday 12th August 2010
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bonsai said:
Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:
bonsai said:
Neil H said:
You can't have sex with a car.


I just thought I'd throw that out there.
I have a JPG that proves otherwise... although I sense a trap.
Made it safe for work
binned
you are going to end up in the bin i reckon, either defamation of the PH logo (that was donated to them hehe ) or you're going to get a shouty email.

Edited by Bill on Thursday 12th August 19:51

russy01

4,693 posts

183 months

Thursday 12th August 2010
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if you havent already got one, go out and buy a ps3 and COD, you dont need a GF with that and a car in your life.

WorAl

10,877 posts

190 months

Thursday 12th August 2010
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bonsai said:
Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:
bonsai said:
Neil H said:
You can't have sex with a car.


I just thought I'd throw that out there.
I have a JPG that proves otherwise... although I sense a trap.
Made it safe for work.

binned

Mod note: rolleyes There's always one.

Edited by Bill on Thursday 12th August 19:49
baaahahaha, that wasn't blatantly obvious hehe

MiniMan64

17,023 posts

192 months

Thursday 12th August 2010
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If you can't balance the women vs cars equation then it's not going to happen. My gf/fiance is not the biggest fan of cars in the world but bless her she's been on the London to Brighton four years running now, she watchs the GP's with me and actually understands whats going on and even eats her steak rare these days. I'm slowly converting her to the dark side!

King Herald

23,501 posts

218 months

Thursday 12th August 2010
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gilla said:
As for being worth it... She was until some events around 6 weeks ago which have made things very complicated - I have chosen to put up with it while she gets stuff sorted but have my eyes wide open as to the sort of person she's been recently. Lets call it a period of grace wink It's kind of getting to crunch time though. I'm by no means perfect myself.

Back OT I put her on my car insurance last week and lend her the bloody thing so at least she can't dig at me about that!!
Her main issue is obviously laughing at you boy! She dumps you weekly, so you put her on your car insurance as a bribe to keep her happy?????
Loooooooooooser!

gilla

19,741 posts

192 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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Dave200 said:
gilla said:
Silent1 said:
gilla said:
I'm on about my 6th dumping in 6 weeks now... I'm losing count!! She likes to keep me on my toes biggrin Saying that it's only been 5 months so I must be a masochist!! Reckon getting around dumped once a week builds character, it's starting to get boring now though. Mental personified.
WTF, do you enjoy it or something?
She's clearly not worth it.
she has "issues" biggrin

As for being worth it... She was until some events around 6 weeks ago which have made things very complicated - I have chosen to put up with it while she gets stuff sorted but have my eyes wide open as to the sort of person she's been recently. Lets call it a period of grace wink It's kind of getting to crunch time though. I'm by no means perfect myself.

Back OT I put her on my car insurance last week and lend her the bloody thing so at least she can't dig at me about that!!
No, it would appear to me that it is you who has the 'issues'.
If you can put up with being dictated to on a whim (once a week), and walked all over (letting her call all the shots), then you're definitely the one who has the greatest need of a head-reading.
Why are you putting up with it? Will no other women do your ironing and have sex with you?
Love your st Dave - at least you're constant.luckily I couldn't care less what you think and your assumption that I get walked over is exactly that - an assumption and is in actual fact total bks biggrin I make my own choices,as well as doing my own ironing, and that will never change. Sometimes things aren't clear cut.

Yes she is absolutely mental - probably bi-polar in fact!!!

I don't expect the car to get smashed unless she does it on purpose biggrin


gilla

19,741 posts

192 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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King Herald said:
gilla said:
As for being worth it... She was until some events around 6 weeks ago which have made things very complicated - I have chosen to put up with it while she gets stuff sorted but have my eyes wide open as to the sort of person she's been recently. Lets call it a period of grace wink It's kind of getting to crunch time though. I'm by no means perfect myself.

Back OT I put her on my car insurance last week and lend her the bloody thing so at least she can't dig at me about that!!
Her main issue is obviously laughing at you boy! She dumps you weekly, so you put her on your car insurance as a bribe to keep her happy?????
Loooooooooooser!
biggrin that's one way of seeing it

sc4589

1,958 posts

167 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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When finding a woman, you need to find one who understands the basics.

Mine knows that music has always come first and will always come first. She respects that- and loves it because she's a sucker for me playing guitar.

She has also come to terms with the fact that I enjoy cars a lot, but on a plus note actually really likes driving.

Simple fact: get a new girlfriend who not only understands your interests, but may well share them. All that bks about 'opposites attract' is, in fact, bks.

Dave200

4,235 posts

222 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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gilla said:
Dave200 said:
gilla said:
Silent1 said:
gilla said:
I'm on about my 6th dumping in 6 weeks now... I'm losing count!! She likes to keep me on my toes biggrin Saying that it's only been 5 months so I must be a masochist!! Reckon getting around dumped once a week builds character, it's starting to get boring now though. Mental personified.
WTF, do you enjoy it or something?
She's clearly not worth it.
she has "issues" biggrin

As for being worth it... She was until some events around 6 weeks ago which have made things very complicated - I have chosen to put up with it while she gets stuff sorted but have my eyes wide open as to the sort of person she's been recently. Lets call it a period of grace wink It's kind of getting to crunch time though. I'm by no means perfect myself.

Back OT I put her on my car insurance last week and lend her the bloody thing so at least she can't dig at me about that!!
No, it would appear to me that it is you who has the 'issues'.
If you can put up with being dictated to on a whim (once a week), and walked all over (letting her call all the shots), then you're definitely the one who has the greatest need of a head-reading.
Why are you putting up with it? Will no other women do your ironing and have sex with you?
Love your st Dave - at least you're constant.luckily I couldn't care less what you think and your assumption that I get walked over is exactly that - an assumption and is in actual fact total bks biggrin I make my own choices,as well as doing my own ironing, and that will never change. Sometimes things aren't clear cut.

Yes she is absolutely mental - probably bi-polar in fact!!!

I don't expect the car to get smashed unless she does it on purpose biggrin
As long as you're happy to put up with getting dumped on a regular, whimsical basis, then I'm sure this relationship has legs. Do you feel emasculated when she decides that she wants to take you back, following the incessant begging?

WorAl

10,877 posts

190 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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Dave200 said:
gilla said:
Dave200 said:
gilla said:
Silent1 said:
gilla said:
I'm on about my 6th dumping in 6 weeks now... I'm losing count!! She likes to keep me on my toes biggrin Saying that it's only been 5 months so I must be a masochist!! Reckon getting around dumped once a week builds character, it's starting to get boring now though. Mental personified.
WTF, do you enjoy it or something?
She's clearly not worth it.
she has "issues" biggrin

As for being worth it... She was until some events around 6 weeks ago which have made things very complicated - I have chosen to put up with it while she gets stuff sorted but have my eyes wide open as to the sort of person she's been recently. Lets call it a period of grace wink It's kind of getting to crunch time though. I'm by no means perfect myself.

Back OT I put her on my car insurance last week and lend her the bloody thing so at least she can't dig at me about that!!
No, it would appear to me that it is you who has the 'issues'.
If you can put up with being dictated to on a whim (once a week), and walked all over (letting her call all the shots), then you're definitely the one who has the greatest need of a head-reading.
Why are you putting up with it? Will no other women do your ironing and have sex with you?
Love your st Dave - at least you're constant.luckily I couldn't care less what you think and your assumption that I get walked over is exactly that - an assumption and is in actual fact total bks biggrin I make my own choices,as well as doing my own ironing, and that will never change. Sometimes things aren't clear cut.

Yes she is absolutely mental - probably bi-polar in fact!!!

I don't expect the car to get smashed unless she does it on purpose biggrin
As long as you're happy to put up with getting dumped on a regular, whimsical basis, then I'm sure this relationship has legs. Do you feel emasculated when she decides that she wants to take you back, following the incessant begging?
rofl you're fking priceless, you really are.

gilla

19,741 posts

192 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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Dave200 said:
gilla said:
Dave200 said:
gilla said:
Silent1 said:
gilla said:
I'm on about my 6th dumping in 6 weeks now... I'm losing count!! She likes to keep me on my toes biggrin Saying that it's only been 5 months so I must be a masochist!! Reckon getting around dumped once a week builds character, it's starting to get boring now though. Mental personified.
WTF, do you enjoy it or something?
She's clearly not worth it.
she has "issues" biggrin

As for being worth it... She was until some events around 6 weeks ago which have made things very complicated - I have chosen to put up with it while she gets stuff sorted but have my eyes wide open as to the sort of person she's been recently. Lets call it a period of grace wink It's kind of getting to crunch time though. I'm by no means perfect myself.

Back OT I put her on my car insurance last week and lend her the bloody thing so at least she can't dig at me about that!!
No, it would appear to me that it is you who has the 'issues'.
If you can put up with being dictated to on a whim (once a week), and walked all over (letting her call all the shots), then you're definitely the one who has the greatest need of a head-reading.
Why are you putting up with it? Will no other women do your ironing and have sex with you?
Love your st Dave - at least you're constant.luckily I couldn't care less what you think and your assumption that I get walked over is exactly that - an assumption and is in actual fact total bks biggrin I make my own choices,as well as doing my own ironing, and that will never change. Sometimes things aren't clear cut.

Yes she is absolutely mental - probably bi-polar in fact!!!

I don't expect the car to get smashed unless she does it on purpose biggrin
As long as you're happy to put up with getting dumped on a regular, whimsical basis, then I'm sure this relationship has legs. Do you feel emasculated when she decides that she wants to take you back, following the incessant begging?
rolleyes another assumption.

There is no begging Dave. If things don't get dealt with shortly I will walk away knowing I did what I could. In the whole scheme of life a couple of months of st is pretty meaningless to me. My eyes are wide open but it's way more complicated than I would wish to go into on a public forum. If it wasn't I'd normally agree with your comments entirely and would have done the off a while back wink

Harry Flashman

19,465 posts

244 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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Silent1 said:
Harry Flashman said:
rudecherub said:
Have an early midlife crisis, buy a porsche and date girls half your age, or a close to 18 as is legal - which ever applies
:nod: Trust me. You can keep this behaviour going for years.
I hear an aero 8 with the must have side exit exhausts are better as you can blow up their blouse when they alight.
The side exhausts are for idiots. Ruin one's crocskin cowboy boots if one gets out of the car with the engine running.

The Milfman

1,107 posts

191 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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Harry Flashman said:
The side exhausts are for idiots. Ruin one's crocskin cowboy boots if one gets out of the car with the engine running.
hehe

Big E 118

Original Poster:

2,411 posts

171 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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gilla said:
Dave200 said:
gilla said:
Dave200 said:
gilla said:
Silent1 said:
gilla said:
I'm on about my 6th dumping in 6 weeks now... I'm losing count!! She likes to keep me on my toes biggrin Saying that it's only been 5 months so I must be a masochist!! Reckon getting around dumped once a week builds character, it's starting to get boring now though. Mental personified.
WTF, do you enjoy it or something?
She's clearly not worth it.
she has "issues" biggrin

As for being worth it... She was until some events around 6 weeks ago which have made things very complicated - I have chosen to put up with it while she gets stuff sorted but have my eyes wide open as to the sort of person she's been recently. Lets call it a period of grace wink It's kind of getting to crunch time though. I'm by no means perfect myself.

Back OT I put her on my car insurance last week and lend her the bloody thing so at least she can't dig at me about that!!
No, it would appear to me that it is you who has the 'issues'.
If you can put up with being dictated to on a whim (once a week), and walked all over (letting her call all the shots), then you're definitely the one who has the greatest need of a head-reading.
Why are you putting up with it? Will no other women do your ironing and have sex with you?
Love your st Dave - at least you're constant.luckily I couldn't care less what you think and your assumption that I get walked over is exactly that - an assumption and is in actual fact total bks biggrin I make my own choices,as well as doing my own ironing, and that will never change. Sometimes things aren't clear cut.

Yes she is absolutely mental - probably bi-polar in fact!!!

I don't expect the car to get smashed unless she does it on purpose biggrin
As long as you're happy to put up with getting dumped on a regular, whimsical basis, then I'm sure this relationship has legs. Do you feel emasculated when she decides that she wants to take you back, following the incessant begging?
rolleyes another assumption.

There is no begging Dave. If things don't get dealt with shortly I will walk away knowing I did what I could. In the whole scheme of life a couple of months of st is pretty meaningless to me. My eyes are wide open but it's way more complicated than I would wish to go into on a public forum. If it wasn't I'd normally agree with your comments entirely and would have done the off a while back wink
To be fair to gilla, with all that make up s*x he probably gets it more than most of us!thumbup

Petrolhead_Rich

4,659 posts

194 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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bonsai said:
binned

Mod note: rolleyes There's always one.

Edited by Bill on Thursday 12th August 19:49
I want to see what he posted...

Dupont666

21,614 posts

194 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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Petrolhead_Rich said:
bonsai said:
binned

Mod note: rolleyes There's always one.

Edited by Bill on Thursday 12th August 19:49
I want to see what he posted...
really is not a pretty sight and I bet the person posting it up got a bking and a sin bin

pugwash4x4

7,541 posts

223 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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Dave200 said:
gilla said:
Dave200 said:
gilla said:
Silent1 said:
gilla said:
I'm on about my 6th dumping in 6 weeks now... I'm losing count!! She likes to keep me on my toes biggrin Saying that it's only been 5 months so I must be a masochist!! Reckon getting around dumped once a week builds character, it's starting to get boring now though. Mental personified.
WTF, do you enjoy it or something?
She's clearly not worth it.
she has "issues" biggrin

As for being worth it... She was until some events around 6 weeks ago which have made things very complicated - I have chosen to put up with it while she gets stuff sorted but have my eyes wide open as to the sort of person she's been recently. Lets call it a period of grace wink It's kind of getting to crunch time though. I'm by no means perfect myself.

Back OT I put her on my car insurance last week and lend her the bloody thing so at least she can't dig at me about that!!
No, it would appear to me that it is you who has the 'issues'.
If you can put up with being dictated to on a whim (once a week), and walked all over (letting her call all the shots), then you're definitely the one who has the greatest need of a head-reading.
Why are you putting up with it? Will no other women do your ironing and have sex with you?
Love your st Dave - at least you're constant.luckily I couldn't care less what you think and your assumption that I get walked over is exactly that - an assumption and is in actual fact total bks biggrin I make my own choices,as well as doing my own ironing, and that will never change. Sometimes things aren't clear cut.

Yes she is absolutely mental - probably bi-polar in fact!!!

I don't expect the car to get smashed unless she does it on purpose biggrin
As long as you're happy to put up with getting dumped on a regular, whimsical basis, then I'm sure this relationship has legs. Do you feel emasculated when she decides that she wants to take you back, following the incessant begging?
One thing my grandfather told me:

"you never know what goes on behind closed doors, and if you go round juding other peoples relationship choices then everyone will see you for the little immature tt you actually are"

It wasn't in quite those words, but the gist of it is correct.

Dave200- Keyboard Warrior Extrordinaire

Big E 118

Original Poster:

2,411 posts

171 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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thegavster said:
pugwash4x4 said:
One thing my grandfather told me:

"you never know what goes on behind closed doors, and if you go round juding other peoples relationship choices then everyone will see you for the little immature tt you actually are"

It wasn't in quite those words, but the gist of it is correct.

Dave200- Keyboard Warrior Extrordinaire
laugh

I assume all of those who prefer cars to women are female or haven't actually kissed a man yet.
I'm not female and have never kissed a man, does that make me odd?

anonymous-user

56 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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I don't love cars more than women

I do love cars, I do obsess a bit about cars and I do spend an above average amount of time with mine or playing with it (car!)

My OH luckily is sensible enough to know that it keeps me happy, she can occupy herself in the time I am doing stuff and I'm sure she would prefer me engaging in that activity rather than what a lot of blokes get up to

OP just find yourself a better bird smile

gilla

19,741 posts

192 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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make up sex is always fantastic wink the more making up the better biggrin