Nice, single, non-mental ladies.........
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ShadownINja said:
loafer123 said:
ShadownINja said:
Slightly feeling ill at the thought of sex with a granny tbh.
Like that classic episodes of Misfits.If you haven't seen it - do, but it will be burned on your memory...
The episode had it's benefits too - see the enclosed photo (SFW)...
http://www.denofgeek.com/television/365701/misfits...
BruceV8 said:
ShadownINja said:
BruceV8 said:
drunk horsey chick said:
A man riding a horse well shows mastery and sensitivity at the same time
drunk horsey chick said:
stamina, rythm and balance
ked your gran."ShadownINja said:
Again, it works both ways. That average figured girl in accounts you've never looked at twice will probably age well, be a great wife and still interesting at 40. The blonde with hair extensions, fake tan and a great arse that most guys spent half their youth chasing will have saggy tits, middle aged spread and decades of subbed use given her a face like leather and she will be the one looking for the 'nice' bloke with the bank balance.
Herbie58 said:
ShadownINja said:
Again, it works both ways. That average figured girl in accounts you've never looked at twice will probably age well, be a great wife and still interesting at 40. The blonde with hair extensions, fake tan and a great arse that most guys spent half their youth chasing will have saggy tits, middle aged spread and decades of subbed use given her a face like leather and she will be the one looking for the 'nice' bloke with the bank balance.
Edited by gilla on Thursday 14th October 14:29
Herbie58 said:
ShadownINja said:
Again, it works both ways. That average figured girl in accounts you've never looked at twice will probably age well, be a great wife and still interesting at 40. The blonde with hair extensions, fake tan and a great arse that most guys spent half their youth chasing will have saggy tits, middle aged spread and decades of subbed use given her a face like leather and she will be the one looking for the 'nice' bloke with the bank balance.
tonyvid said:
Georgiegirl said:
...One exception though, the men who insult you because they think it's really funny and original and makes us desperately want to prove you wrong about whatever you have passed judgement on. It doesn't work.
That is one of the supposed tricks in the book "The Game" and it's supposed to make your knickers fly off - interesting to hear a girls POV 
Edited by tonyvid on Thursday 14th October 11:46
It is more like you tell a girl she is beautiful, then follow up as she smiles with "you've got something in your teeth".
We do exist.
I've been single for two years and while I've dabbled with stuff like internet dating, I've found it too much effort for very little reward.
My problem is that 99.9999% of men my own age are fat, bald and ancient. Oh, and married.
While younger men are the answer in (ahem) some respects, they almost invariably want kids, and I don't.
I've been single for two years and while I've dabbled with stuff like internet dating, I've found it too much effort for very little reward.
My problem is that 99.9999% of men my own age are fat, bald and ancient. Oh, and married.
While younger men are the answer in (ahem) some respects, they almost invariably want kids, and I don't.
Mobile Chicane said:
We do exist.
I've been single for two years and while I've dabbled with stuff like internet dating, I've found it too much effort for very little reward.
My problem is that 99.9999% of men my own age are fat, bald and ancient. Oh, and married.
While younger men are the answer in (ahem) some respects, they almost invariably want kids, and I don't.
MC - I have something for you I've been single for two years and while I've dabbled with stuff like internet dating, I've found it too much effort for very little reward.
My problem is that 99.9999% of men my own age are fat, bald and ancient. Oh, and married.
While younger men are the answer in (ahem) some respects, they almost invariably want kids, and I don't.
YHM (no you dirty fkers it isn't that)
Mobile Chicane said:
We do exist.
I've been single for two years and while I've dabbled with stuff like internet dating, I've found it too much effort for very little reward.
My problem is that 99.9999% of men my own age are fat, bald and ancient. Oh, and married.
While younger men are the answer in (ahem) some respects, they almost invariably want kids, and I don't.
Is 28 classed as a younger man? I've been single for two years and while I've dabbled with stuff like internet dating, I've found it too much effort for very little reward.
My problem is that 99.9999% of men my own age are fat, bald and ancient. Oh, and married.
While younger men are the answer in (ahem) some respects, they almost invariably want kids, and I don't.
Mobile Chicane said:
We do exist.
I've been single for two years and while I've dabbled with stuff like internet dating, I've found it too much effort for very little reward.
My problem is that 99.9999% of men my own age are fat, bald .
I'm oot! & possibly older I've been single for two years and while I've dabbled with stuff like internet dating, I've found it too much effort for very little reward.
My problem is that 99.9999% of men my own age are fat, bald .
& given your cooking talents
would be even fatter 
TonyHetherington said:
Herbie58 said:
And chat up lines don't work. End of. Or they do, but only on a certain class of person.
Chat up lines do work. Very well indeed, in fact. But the girl you're saying them to must be accepting of the fun of them, rather than dreaming of prince perfect sweeping down from the other side of Jumping Jacks, getting down on one knee, reciting a sonnet and carrying you away.that ain't ever gonna happen in Jumping Jacks... Might be worth a try though...
Being 20 the SU route seems a good option; or could just go to Amadeus or Casino and pick up a sl***t; and if that fails New Road is only a 5 minute walk
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