Odd things your neighbours do?

[citizensm1th]

Blown2CV said:

citizensm1th said:

St John Smythe said:

citizensm1th said:

Bert Lahr played the cowardly lion. by your own admission it matters to you that people have long grass yet you will not stretch to having a word ( I just love mocknee by the way)I don't have long grass to fk the system I have long grass to fk with people like you the curtain twitchers the suckers of teeth and the intakers of sharp breath. Those who feel they can impose their will upon others with a withering glare and a word with the parish council. I revel in your impotence to do anything about it

I think you're spending too much time worrying about what other people think.

god no im swinging at low hanging fruit im batting 100 in this thread highly amusing

nothing you are saying makes any sense. Not sure why you think that's "batting 100" but as you say you're clearly a sociopath so you probably find it impossible to judge others' opinions and feelings. Is the irony completely lost on you of you feeling you hate those who impose their will onto others, and show it by imposing your will incredibly aggressively onto others?

if only those poor sods who spend their hours freezing their butts off sitting by the side of the canal knew how good the fishing is in here they would be much warmer

[jas xjr]

AstonZagato said:

And one right back at you and your Coventry mog.

I was hoping you would read you original post

[AstonZagato]

In which case I am due one because I'm not sure what I am missing if it isn't the Coventry cat reference.

[jas xjr]

Typical PH post by me,you accidentally stated that your daughter was hissing at cars. I tried to be witty.but in my previous post I also made a spelling mistake. It was just that yours,I thought ,was a more fortuitous one for a PH thread.
I hope that makes some sense.but it is past my bedtime ,goodnight

[AstonZagato]

Did I? The original post doesn't say that. I don't recall editing it - if I did I must have done it quickly.

I was taking the Micky out of the chap who was training his daughter to hiss at cats because he doesn't like them.

I them thought you were extending the joke by referencing your car (I assumed it is a Jaguar from your username) as a "Coventry cat" - hence she was hissing at that too. I was then taking it further to suggest it wasn't a cat identification error but a dyslexic reading of the word "cat".

I think this kitten is dissected enough now.

[Oakey]

Got a message on Skype from the girlfriend this morning;

"He's outside now, doing a st job of the hedges"

That is all.

[The Nur]

Cheers for the update

[mickk]

Has he sorted the cardboard out this week?

I'm most concerned.

[wst]

If you kidnapped someone he might be useful to know for cutting out newspaper headline letters for your ransom notes.

[TroubledSoul]

AstonZagato said:

Did I? The original post doesn't say that. I don't recall editing it - if I did I must have done it quickly.

I was taking the Micky out of the chap who was training his daughter to hiss at cats because he doesn't like them.

I them thought you were extending the joke by referencing your car (I assumed it is a Jaguar from your username) as a "Coventry cat" - hence she was hissing at that too. I was then taking it further to suggest it wasn't a cat identification error but a dyslexic reading of the word "cat".

I think this kitten is dissected enough now.

There was a (presumed) typo in the post about the hissing urchin where the poster said she hissed at someone's car instead of cat. I think that's what he was getting at

Anyway, the hate for big TV's and cats in here baffles me. Why would you not want to embrace technology if you like movies etc? And why the hate for cats? Cats are wonderful pets. I often wonder about people who hate them....

A bit of water to shoe one out of your garden is fine but going out of your way to drench an animal is just cruel. If anyone did that to one of ours I'd be going round for a word. The bucket of cold water I'd be carrying at the time would be purely coincidental...

[StuTheGrouch]

How would the cat tell you which household were responsible for the drenching?

I have one of these in my garden- http://www.amazon.co.uk/Contech-ScareCrow-Motion-A...

My neighbour, who has cats, saw it going off once and asked me what it was. I told them what it was and they didn't seem bothered that their cats would get blasted if they jumped over the fence.

[castex]

TroubledSoul said:

If anyone did that to one of ours I'd be going round for a word. The bucket of cold water I'd be carrying at the time would be purely coincidental...

Yeah I soaked your moggy. Come at me bro, I'll be waiting.

[rehab71]

Oakey said:

Got a message on Skype from the girlfriend this morning;

"He's outside now, doing a st job of the hedges"

That is all.

Have you asked him to 'not help'?

[StuTheGrouch]

castex said:

Yeah I soaked your moggy. Come at me bro, I'll be waiting.

I hear that Boris Johnson has a few water cannons spare. We can have one each to destroy cats and their over-protective owners!

[Oakey]

mickk said:

Has he sorted the cardboard out this week?

I'm most concerned.

We've put it out earlier. Still there. Will let you know of any developments.

rehab71 said:

Have you asked him to 'not help'?

Are you crazy? He might turn into a violent mentalist rather than a wombling mentalist.

[Spare tyre]

Lad, well now fully grown adult in my childhood street (parents still live there) sweeps the street most days

He has learning difficulties but is a thoroughly nice guy

He sweeps people's drives up after asking, makes the place look amazing

He also is incredible for neighbourhood safety, always about keeping an eye on stuff

Another bonus is the fact that it makes it very safe for young kids to play outside as he keeps an eye on him

[berlintaxi]

Put his house up for sale, yet now wants to get in a boundary dispute with me and the local council over a garden fence, strikes me as an odd move if you want to sell.

[Oakey]

Bins done. The masses of cardboard we put out has also gone. Yet to check if it's been hacked into pieces and dumped in another of our bins.

[The Nur]

Oakey said:

Bins done. The masses of cardboard we put out has also gone. Yet to check if it's been hacked into pieces and dumped in another of our bins.

If we all sent/dropped round bloody loads of cardboard so you had a veritable cardboard mountain, do you still think he'd sort it out for you?

Would you be willing to take part in such an exercise?

Do you think it would make him happy?

[MartG]

The Nur said:

Oakey said:

Bins done. The masses of cardboard we put out has also gone. Yet to check if it's been hacked into pieces and dumped in another of our bins.

If we all sent/dropped round bloody loads of cardboard so you had a veritable cardboard mountain, do you still think he'd sort it out for you?

Would you be willing to take part in such an exercise?

Do you think it would make him happy?

Do it ! Film it and upload to Youtube !