Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

[TTmonkey]

davepoth said:

I once was stuck behind someone who did the same - but she'd put 3.6 bar in to all four! Took bloody ages for the compressor to put that much air in. I imagine the ride was quite interesting.

You saw her do that and let her drive off....?

[baldy1926]

My misses allowed me to thin out her shoe collection. We got rid of about 30 pairs so she has struggle with just over 50 pairs now!!!
She kept emphasizing what i was going to do with All my shoes and what was i going to do with all my shoes.
That would be all 9 pairs.

[GroundEffect]

Jim the Sunderer said:

GroundEffect said:

Mrs is a teacher. She's doing a project for the kids on sea-faring pioneers. She's doing Christopher Columbus.

Imagine the pain this brings me.

Wikipedia said:

Columbus spearheaded the transatlantic slave trade and has been accused by several historians of initiating the genocide of the Hispaniola natives

What a nice chap.

Glad someone got it

[Jimmy Recard]

GroundEffect said:

Glad someone got it

I don't get it

[tobinen]

A girl in the office upon hearing that some of the geeky technical consultants like to visit the website Flightradar24 to view flights and so on:

"Oh look, you can see all the planes' positions. Does it show ferries as well?"

[Willy Nilly]

tobinen said:

A girl in the office upon hearing that some of the geeky technical consultants like to visit the website Flightradar24 to view flights and so on:

"Oh look, you can see all the planes' positions. Does it show ferries as well?"

If the lady wants ferries

http://www.marinetraffic.com/

[Cliftonite]

Willy Nilly said:

If the lady wants ferries

http://www.marinetraffic.com/

Linky no worky

[cologne2792]

Jimmy Recard said:

GroundEffect said:

Glad someone got it

I don't get it

Thank you sir. Uh, sir, sir ? Just one other thing...

[Evangelion]

Sorry I didn't get the Columbus joke either.

[driverrob]

Put them out of their misery.
Columbo

[alfie2244]

Watching Nutty professor 2.... The Klumps... not really my sort of thing but:

me - good how he plays all the different characters.

her - yes and Eddy Murphy is about the only other actor in it.

Bless her cotton socks.

[stuttgartmetal]

GroundEffect said:

Mrs is a teacher. She's doing a project for the kids on sea-faring pioneers. She's doing Christopher Columbus.

Imagine the pain this brings me.

Clutch pedal or accelerator pedal affected yet ?

[SlackBladder]

Me.... What do you want for dinner tonight
Mrs.... I don't want chicken
Me.... We could be here for weeks if you keep telling me what you don't want, how about telling me what you do want?
Mrs.... How about KFC
Me..... I thought you didn't want chicken
Mrs.... Oh yeah, that's chicken isn't it

[wolfracesonic]

The more I read this thread the more I'm sure your other halves must be absolute stunners to look at

[TorqueVR]

wolfracesonic said:

The more I read this thread the more I'm sure your other halves must be absolute stunners to look at

A classic from the Mr, if ever there was one!!!

[Ari]

TorqueVR said:

A classic from the Mr, if ever there was one!!!

Why?

I've thought the same more than once.

[Willy Nilly]

Cliftonite said:

Willy Nilly said:

If the lady wants ferries

http://www.marinetraffic.com/

Linky no worky

Worked for me and I'm an IT Luddite and a Luddite in many other areas.

[Cliftonite]

Willy Nilly said:

Cliftonite said:

Willy Nilly said:

If the lady wants ferries

http://www.marinetraffic.com/

Linky no worky

Worked for me and I'm an IT Luddite and a Luddite in many other areas.

Worky now.

[Moonhawk]

One from my mum.

Mum: What time do leave?
Me: 8am?
Mum: What time will you get home?
Me: Around 3pm?
Mum: So how long will it take?
Me: ermmm.......7 hours

[wack]

A few years ago we were in Costco , I stopped to look at something while my wife carried on down the aisle, 2 minutes later she comes back without the trolley

Where are you going

To find a member of staff, that vending machine has kept my pound

I go round the corner , there's a vending machine, on a pallet , for sale, with a price on it and it's not even plugged in

Luckily at the cost of £1 I managed to catch her before she got served at the membership desk to save the embarrassment