PH Secret Santa 2013 - The Santae Strikes Back

PH Secret Santa 2013 - The Santae Strikes Back

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The Beaver King

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Friday 20th December 2013
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Council Baby said:
Pool ball, leather strap, anal beads... what's not to like MC?
YHM

The Beaver King

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Friday 20th December 2013
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I was having a muse on the drive home and I wonder if it would be better to use the same timescale we had for the first year....?

It's nice having 8 weeks to stalk, buy and ship; but it also provides quite a bit of time to forget. Last year we received emails, stalked and posted in 4 weeks and we managed it; plus the shortertimespan kept the pace and the atmosphere of the thread up....

That is assuming people want to do it next year.

I throw it open to the floor...

The Beaver King

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Saturday 21st December 2013
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God damn, that is a cute kitten....

The Beaver King

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Monday 23rd December 2013
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NoNeed said:
Beaverking can we (meaning you) add the tale link to the opening post as I keep losing it despite making a mental note that it's on page....


Oh fk what page was it again?biggrin

table.





P.S I think I've either got the laziest SS or the worst postman lollaugh
Done.

Messages of the day to appear shortly.

The Beaver King

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Tuesday 24th December 2013
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giblet said:
That leaves 13 gifts not received yet according to the table.
I wouldn't put too much faith in the table. There are 3 or 4 that are still to be posted, but the table looks worse as people have forgotten to update.

The Beaver King

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Tuesday 24th December 2013
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Papa Hotel said:
I might not open mine, I've a feeling it was delivered contrary to the rules as set out in the first post of this thread.

Christmas: ruined. frown
I believe your SS mistakenly purchased something NSFW for you initally, but bought you something else once they realised the mistake.

I assume that is what we are talking about?

The Beaver King

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Tuesday 24th December 2013
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morgs_ said:
TBK, how do you measure time? wink

I'm guessing you've got a few lol!
Badly....

There isn't that many to be honest, but I'll bang them out now. Thanks mate, I forgot frown

The Beaver King

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Tuesday 24th December 2013
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Messages Of The Day

Well; this is it. The final messages of the day before Christmas.

I hope you all get something wonderful from your SS, I know a lot of thought and planning has gone into many of the presents.

If anyone hasn't received an PHSS present by now, please message me and we'll deal with it in the new year. Most of us will be absent from PH until then, but I promise it will be sorted when we get back. Hopefully it won't be many.

So a final farewell from The Beaver King. I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas and New Year; see you in 2014 biggrin

MrMoonyMan

Your gift was posted on Monday, hopefully you will have received it. If not, it may arrive just after Christmas.

Giblet

Your SS would like you to take some photos of the smaller gift when you finally go on holiday.

TheJimi

A message from your SS:

"Glad it arrived okay and on time, if you like it you can buy me a bull burger and whatever ale they have on tap at the time. You're a lucky barsteward having a pub you can, quite literally, fall out of their door and into yours!"

Sam Dale

Your gift has been posted, though it may arrive after Christmas. Your SS was abroad and only just got back. They apologise and said you may need to buy batteries.


That's it

Just to reiterate, any problems then drop me and email.

Have a lovely Christmas everyone!

AND DON'T FORGET TO TAKE SOME PICTURES OF YOUR PRESENTS!!!

The Beaver King

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Tuesday 24th December 2013
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Naughty boys, there is still an hour to go!


The Beaver King

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Wednesday 25th December 2013
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Merry Christmas guys and girls!

Loving some of the presents so far.

The Beaver King

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Saturday 28th December 2013
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theguvernor said:
NoNeed said:
Blu-ray sounds like a gay male porn star hehe
hehe

I'd assumed (stupidly) that like last year there wouldn't really be any porn/sex toys.
Either way it's not that much of an issue, it serves me right i suppose & the bin men will get a nice surprise if they're into that sort of thing when they empty the wheelie-bin!
Personally, I'd get it framed and keep it for future generations.

A few years down the line, you can explain to your grandkids the magic of VHS, tracking and man-sex....

The Beaver King

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Tuesday 31st December 2013
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I recieved an amazing 'beaver' themed set of presents from my SS. I've taken some pictures, will I will post up once I'm back near a computer (probably Thursday).

Happy New Year!

The Beaver King

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Thursday 2nd January 2014
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Pictures of my PHSS presents!







Cheers SS thumbup

Love the cup and didn't notice the NUFC badge at first glance hehe

One question though, the chocolate truffle things? Were they a bonus present or was there an underlying message?

The Beaver King

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Thursday 2nd January 2014
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Are we any SS presents outstanding?

The wiki table still has a few marked as not sent/received, although I think most are just because they have forgotten to update.

I'd like a full house this year smile

The Beaver King

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Friday 3rd January 2014
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DeputyDoofy said:
Still waiting here.
You did say it would be late though so no worries.
GOOD NEWS DOOFY!!!!

Your SS has emailed me, they are back off holiday and your SS present will be with you by next week!

The Beaver King

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Tuesday 14th January 2014
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Messages Of The Day

Still a few bits and pieces outstanding:

Cardiff Exile

Your SS has messaged me:

"Tell my SS to get some pics up of his gift in action and my most amazing wrapping. I did a 500 mile round trip on Xmas Eve to deliver that feckin camel and nearly got the car stuck in a flood behind his village!"


Anybody else who has not received an SS present

I know about you Doofy and I'm sharpening my pointy stick; anybody else not receive a SS present? Drop a post on here and I will actively hunt your SS.

The Beaver King

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Tuesday 14th January 2014
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Messages Of The Day

Deputy Doofy

Had an email from your SS.

The first part of your gift is in the post, the second part will be a few weeks as it's coming from America.

I know what it is and it's worth the wait!!!

Your SS has been on holiday; hence the delay.

The Beaver King

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Tuesday 28th January 2014
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Too right! curse

You motherfkers disgust me!

People go out of their way to spread the joy of Christmas and spend their time carefully and thoughtfully selecting the perfect gift, yet they don't even receive so much as a little tickle!!!




I hate all of you! cry



Is it Christmas again yet?

The Beaver King

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Wednesday 12th February 2014
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shirt said:
still haven't received anything....
Jesus, there is always one.... wink

Sway, any details/updates? I'd like to get this one closed out before next Christmas.

The Beaver King

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Monday 24th February 2014
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Benni said:
Hi Beaver, I saw your mugshots and thought you were a bit older, or maybe you yust conserved yourself well ?

Regardless, good Job again, many thanks, hope for SS#3, it´s only 10 months and I already have a present !

Edited by Benni on Monday 24th February 00:29
Why thank you Benni, I'm actually 27 years old and starting to age horribly fast smile

Indeed, t'is almost Christmas again.

Shirt, sorry to hear your SS has not delivered yet. It seemsfrom his post that he is attempting to get things sorted; isn't that right Sway? smile

99% of those who send/receive international have no issues at all, sadly there is the law of averages and we will probably always have one or two arrive a bit/lot later due to unforeseen circumstances.

Please don't let this taint your experience with PHSS too much.