Things you always wanted to know the answer to [Vol. 2]

[Hugo a Gogo]

BigBob said:

Willy Nilly said:

Can a man have too many tools?

NO .......... but a woman can






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a user on here had one tool too many

[PoleDriver]

Hugo a Gogo said:

BigBob said:

Willy Nilly said:

Can a man have too many tools?

NO .......... but a woman can






BB

a user on here had one tool too many

Problem was soon solved though!

[Countdown]

Why do women go to the gym dressed as if for a night out?

Wednesday's culprit - translucent white top with non-sports bra underneath.

[V8mate]

Countdown said:

Why do women go to the gym dressed as if for a night out?

Wednesday's culprit - translucent white top with non-sports bra underneath.

Do I detect a degree of complaint?

[Countdown]

Hugo a Gogo said:

because cats prefer their natural prey, like tuna

a 100kg, four foot long, 50mph deep ocean fish

Is it true that Dolphin get caught in Tuna nets because they're in the middle of the Tuna shoal troughing away on the Tuna?

[Countdown]

V8mate said:

Countdown said:

Why do women go to the gym dressed as if for a night out?

Wednesday's culprit - translucent white top with non-sports bra underneath.

Do I detect a degree of complaint?

Not really. Just wondering if they know that men will be letching at them and therefore do it deliberately?

Disclaimer - I am not rapey in any way.

[A.J.M]

Watching overhauling on discovery, when did they change the format from "stealing" the cars and playing a week long joke on the owner before suprising him/her and giving them a rebuilt car back, to the "hi we're from overhauling and we're here to take your car for a week and now you know all about it"

[AdeTuono]

Countdown said:

Why do women go to the gym dressed as if for a night out?

Wednesday's culprit - translucent white top with non-sports bra underneath.

She told you she was going to the gym...and you believed her?

[George H]

What's the point of those little half speed bump things? Are there any advantages/reasons to put them in instead of a normal speed bump?

[JonnyFive]

George H said:

What's the point of those little half speed bump things? Are there any advantages/reasons to put them in instead of a normal speed bump?

The ones in the middle of the road?

Think they were there so emergency services don't have to slow down to go over them.. Yet this means any cars can go straight over them

[George H]

JonnyFive said:

The ones in the middle of the road?

Think they were there so emergency services don't have to slow down to go over them.. Yet this means any cars can go straight over them

Yeah, that's the bit I don't quite understand. It seems they're only there just to persecute drivers of low sports cars

[DannyScene]

JonnyFive said:

The ones in the middle of the road?

Think they were there so emergency services don't have to slow down to go over them.. Yet this means any cars can go straight over them

Not quite. They are wide enough to allow buses, ambulances, police vans and fire engines straight over but cars feel enough of a bump to make you want to slow down. Sometimes

[DannyScene]

JonnyFive said:

The ones in the middle of the road?

Think they were there so emergency services don't have to slow down to go over them.. Yet this means any cars can go straight over them

Not quite. They are wide enough to allow buses, ambulances, police vans and fire engines straight over but cars feel enough of a bump to make you want to slow down. Sometimes

[Blakeatron]

^^ Also small enough that a sprinter and shogun dont have to slow either...

[Countdown]

AdeTuono said:

Countdown said:

Why do women go to the gym dressed as if for a night out?

Wednesday's culprit - translucent white top with non-sports bra underneath.

She told you she was going to the gym...and you believed her?

[Dr Jekyll]

Do northerners really say "T" instead of "The"?

Comedians affecting northern accents do, but as far as I can tell real northerners seem to either say 'the' normally or just miss out the word 'the' altogether.

IE Not 'going to t'mill' but either 'going to the mill' or 'going to mill'.

[Hugo a Gogo]

it's usually a glottal stop, not a T

cockernees and many others often pronounce a T as a glottal stop too though

[GTIR]

Do all Scots say "Erm.." a lot?

[4keymonsta]

What language do air traffic controllers speak? Do the pilots ot the atc's have to learn lot's of languages or is it now all computerised?

[V8mate]

Paying reparations 'without admitting liability'.

How does that work? If I wasn't liable, I wouldn't pay squat. Why would you?

And if you do recompense people, why aren't you automatically (obviously) liable/guilty?