Hammered sausages.

[gtidriver]

Added depth=s more destruction.. the more you hit them the more they go flat at the top and bits break off.

[storminnorman]

captainzep said:

jep said:

Try one of these if quiet and stealth is important....downside is it'll only make a 6" deep hole....

I think I've seen one of those in my wife's bedside drawer.

Now I know what it's for.

I thought it was for carrying cats?

[boxst]

storminnorman said:

I thought it was for carrying cats?

Don't be silly. It would fall off.

This is what you need:

[Rollin]

You need to adapt a nail gun so that it fires frozen sausages. Alternatively get one of those compressed air things from'No Country for Old Men' Thooop!

It would take some explaining if the police see you though.

[james_tigerwoods]

Pay an oik £20 to do it - if he's caught, deny everything.

[PoleDriver]

kind dilbert said:

Now then, who's going to bum a dog?

How low can you get?

[The Nur]

PoleDriver said:

kind dilbert said:

Now then, who's going to bum a dog?

How low can you get?

If it's a Daschund someone is going to have to get pretty damn low.

[PoleDriver]

The Nur said:

PoleDriver said:

kind dilbert said:

Now then, who's going to bum a dog?

How low can you get?

If it's a Daschund someone is going to have to get pretty damn low.

Edited by PoleDriver on Friday 22 November 15:08

[RobbieKB]

Ahh it's about time we had a new legendary thread.

[PoleDriver]

I'm waiting to see the outcome of this! Our Parish council are starting to get far too precious about the village green!

[james_tigerwoods]

I want to see an over engineered solution - something like one of those ipod controlled quad copters with a compressed-air rail gun with a 30 sausage magazine....

Then it will be awesomely epic

[ambuletz]

what about getting a one of those bird food things that hang off a branch and letting it soak into a bowl of some kind of laxative liquid?

[The Nur]

PoleDriver said:

Piccy no worky, but, inflatechan!? I think I'm glad it doesn't work...

[Mashedpotatoes]

bookmark

[Big Rod]

Sorry to appear silly, but I've seen the reference a few times around here but have never read the original thread so have no frame of reference.

Anyone care to post a link?

[B17NNS]

gtidriver said:

the wife caught me and asked wft I was doing

[NRS]

So if this is successful we're going to see a Daily Wail article about the latest "horrific internet trend of people getting sausages out to stick them in holes"?

[Afanc]

gtidriver said:

I told her i was doing an experiment, for my"internet friends"

So any devastation yet?

[750turbo]

Big Rod said:

Sorry to appear silly, but I've seen the reference a few times around here but have never read the original thread so have no frame of reference.

Anyone care to post a link?

Quality thread here, enjoy the rest of your afternoon Sir!

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[jurbie]

I'm interested to see the result of this as I need to dig over my borders but I'm quite lazy so frozen sausages might be the answer.