Liz Hurley turns 50

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shirt

22,714 posts

203 months

Friday 12th June 2015
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lord trumpton said:
Black can man said:
Tuvra said:
Vorderman looks alright for 54:
cloud9
She looks like one of those miniture horses
full tits, big ass. i'd ride that.

Halmyre

11,310 posts

141 months

Friday 12th June 2015
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shirt said:
lord trumpton said:
Black can man said:
Tuvra said:
Vorderman looks alright for 54:
cloud9
She looks like one of those miniture horses
fullfake tits, big ass. i'd ride that.
Fixed.

MikeT66

2,683 posts

126 months

Friday 12th June 2015
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lord trumpton said:
Sargeant Orange said:
Ginger anyone?

She's a rug muncher.
Mrs.T66, reading this thread for a laugh, has just said "She can munch my rug anyday"! Oooooer!

227bhp

10,203 posts

130 months

Friday 12th June 2015
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No mention of Madonna? hehe

Kylie's not quite there, but not looking bad at 47




Suzi Perry at 45




Having no kids works wonders...

catfood12

1,431 posts

144 months

Friday 12th June 2015
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Alison Mau, presenter on TVNZ. Just turned 50. She's a fishmonger though.


SeeFive

8,280 posts

235 months

Friday 12th June 2015
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Still no tats...

mp3manager

4,254 posts

198 months

Saturday 13th June 2015
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227bhp said:


Having no kids works wonders...
redcard pics from 10 years ago don't count.

Glynis Barber is 59.



DukeDickson

4,721 posts

215 months

Saturday 13th June 2015
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Ari said:
IvanSTi said:
Ari said:
RIP the cringe thread yet again as the Pistonhead forty year old virgins start revving up their Vectra SRIs. rolleyes
Are all 11,000 of your posts as boring? And are you as boring as this in real life or has it been a 9 year effort?
Yeah, if only I could post erudite insightful prose like 'bet she's got a fanny like sandpaper!!!11'rofl

Jesus Christ.
Yawn.

We get it, for the 95th time. You think every woman in the world is wonderful & misunderstood and that a few years of evolution & that stuff is just wrong. Perhaps the ace in the hole is that those you wish to be a shining knight for those who are easily as bad. A future as a Mumsnet bot awaits, or failing that, a top drawer fun hoover.


However much you dislike it, men always have liked physically attractive women, same goes the other way and many of those who choose to comment here are none of 40, virgins or lovers of Luton's output.

At least look for a new angle if you're going to persist with this.





ajprice

27,814 posts

198 months

Saturday 13th June 2015
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After watching TFI last night, and Chris Evans saying he's in his 50th year (ie. He's 49), the 90s britpop and indie bands must have a whole load coming up to 50 soon. So of we can keep this thread going for a couple of years until they're official, then we can get Gwen Stefani, Shirley Manson, Louise Wener etc in here.

coopedup

3,741 posts

141 months

Saturday 13th June 2015
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ash73 said:
Susanna Hoffs in her late 40's and mid 50's:



Ooooooof! I could happily bounce up and down all day on that! biggrin

shirt

22,714 posts

203 months

Saturday 13th June 2015
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ajprice said:
After watching TFI last night, and Chris Evans saying he's in his 50th year (ie. He's 49), the 90s britpop and indie bands must have a whole load coming up to 50 soon. So of we can keep this thread going for a couple of years until they're official, then we can get Gwen Stefani, Shirley Manson, Louise Wener etc in here.
nice idea. wener is 48 i think, but looking middle aged rather than milfy shirley manson was never good looking imo. i was going to suggest sheryl crow but it seems time has made her rather horse faced.

elle mcpherson and courtney cox are both 51 and hot.



rossub

4,540 posts

192 months

Saturday 13th June 2015
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Tuvra said:
Vorderman looks alright for 54:
I'm 38 and I'd love to spend a lot of time in the sack with her yum

Black can man

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31,884 posts

170 months

Saturday 13th June 2015
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rossub said:
Tuvra said:
Vorderman looks alright for 54:
I'm 38 and I'd love to spend a lot of time in the sack with her yum
I struggle to see how any man can not find this woman highly desirable.

coopedup

3,741 posts

141 months

Saturday 13th June 2015
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Black can man said:
rossub said:
Tuvra said:
Vorderman looks alright for 54:
I'm 38 and I'd love to spend a lot of time in the sack with her yum
I struggle to see how any man can not find this woman highly desirable.
Must be just me but I don't see anything in her at all, sorry!

LastLight

1,339 posts

186 months

Saturday 13th June 2015
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SeeFive said:
We have many pictures of some arguably elegant and attractive women on this thread irrespective of age. One consistent thing that I have noticed is that there is not one tattoo in sight.
Not in sight perhaps, but I've heard that there is a tattoo of The Falkand Islands... sorry Mr. Ambassador, Las Malvinas, tattooed on her soles. Or soul. Or something.



This one could also be one of those 'Close the thread' posts.






In a Godwin way, rather than "this is it, we found the winner!"

stuartmmcfc

8,672 posts

194 months

Saturday 13th June 2015
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coopedup said:
Black can man said:
rossub said:
Tuvra said:
Vorderman looks alright for 54:
I'm 38 and I'd love to spend a lot of time in the sack with her yum
I struggle to see how any man can not find this woman highly desirable.
Must be just me but I don't see anything in her at all, sorry!
Just you I'm afraid smile

soad

32,971 posts

178 months

Saturday 13th June 2015
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227bhp said:
No mention of Madonna? hehe
You can keep her.

I'm a fan of Stacey Dash (48)


coopedup

3,741 posts

141 months

Saturday 13th June 2015
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stuartmmcfc said:
coopedup said:
Black can man said:
rossub said:
Tuvra said:
Vorderman looks alright for 54:
I'm 38 and I'd love to spend a lot of time in the sack with her yum
I struggle to see how any man can not find this woman highly desirable.
Must be just me but I don't see anything in her at all, sorry!
Just you I'm afraid smile
I can appreciate the body and all that, great, but the face just turns me off, and before anybody mentions stoking the fire and the mantle piece you have to at least look once, but only once

AMG Merc

11,954 posts

255 months

Saturday 13th June 2015
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I'm loving this thread - best rofl I've had in ages.

And now I keep looking at their knees scratchchin

Black can man

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31,884 posts

170 months

Saturday 13th June 2015
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redcard

OP here , all these under 50 spring chickens do not count.nono



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