Girls/women writing kisses in cards
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Nah you don't want any half measures, women like a man who is fully committed so you need to go all in.
Take some pics of you using the hoover as a sex toy then post them through her letterbox with a small note saying "Thanks for lending me your hoover, perhaps next time we can hoover together? XX"
I reckon that should do the trick.
Take some pics of you using the hoover as a sex toy then post them through her letterbox with a small note saying "Thanks for lending me your hoover, perhaps next time we can hoover together? XX"
I reckon that should do the trick.
OP, you need to pick up on the subtle signals she's sending you using domestic vacuuming cleaning devices:
Dyson: I'm a posh bird (we all know they're dirty)
Hoover: I'm straight
Vax: this thing has powerful suction… take the hint
Henry: are you bi 'cos I've got a male friend who likes the look of you… fancy a threesome?
Not forgetting the wild card:
Karcher pressure washer: I'm very, very dirty
Dyson: I'm a posh bird (we all know they're dirty)
Hoover: I'm straight
Vax: this thing has powerful suction… take the hint
Henry: are you bi 'cos I've got a male friend who likes the look of you… fancy a threesome?
Not forgetting the wild card:
Karcher pressure washer: I'm very, very dirty
All that jazz said:
I've just got home from Norwich to discover she's left a vacuum cleaner on my doormat . No communication about it, it's just there.
If there's no communication, how could you possibly know it's from her?I'm all for these made up stories on PH, but they do need to at least be vaguely believable.
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