Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)
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In the hospital, a consultant surgeon went into the male surgical ward to start his rounds. At the first patient's bedside, he said, "Good morning Mr. Carrington, I'm glad to tell you that your appendectomy was 100% succesful. How do youi feel today?
The patient said, "Not bad at all, doctor. The stitches are pulling a bit but otherwise I feel fine."
"Uh huh" said the surgeon, gently pressing on the patient's abdomen.
"Tell me Mr. Carrington, have you moved your bowels today?"
"Why no doctor." The patient replied.
The surgeon turned round and called out to the other patients, "All right you lot, who's moved Mr. Carrington's bowels?"
The patient said, "Not bad at all, doctor. The stitches are pulling a bit but otherwise I feel fine."
"Uh huh" said the surgeon, gently pressing on the patient's abdomen.
"Tell me Mr. Carrington, have you moved your bowels today?"
"Why no doctor." The patient replied.
The surgeon turned round and called out to the other patients, "All right you lot, who's moved Mr. Carrington's bowels?"
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